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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted: *thought how funny it would be to step out of the way but then realised potential bad outcomes and catches Pigeon*

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:*glares at Havokist for even THINKING about stepping out of the way* *pinches Havokists bum* *Runs away giggling*

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:now wasn't taht a good outcome? tongue

*runs after Pigeon, catches her and pinches her bum*

i think we should possibly stop filling the auction thread with random acts of kindness and move it over to my thread tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Ooooooooooh... See you there.... wink

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:aww you know i love ya really piji xx

no really when can i expect delivery? wink


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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:dude, just wait wink



she has to come up to manchester eventually tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:HoP auctions... worse than bloody ebay. more expensive too *looks round at empty house...*

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Yup I will be there.. with bells on wink In the meantime... you can A) talk to me on msn and on ere or B) only on ere..

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:eek

you're wearing bells?

next you'll be telling us you can fly... tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:*in response to oo-lookit-mee-i'm-fulla-crap comment*

yeah well i can fly when no-one's looking


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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:then what you do, is you start carrying a video recorder with you tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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ishkadoodles
ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Member Since: 21st Mar 2005
Total posts: 61
Posted:wow, this has been an interesting thread while I've been gone...
so let's see the bidding is between Havokist and Jay Kitty? Is sniper in on this too?


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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:By order of pigeon_wigeon (even though i own her and al her subsidiary rights) i'm staying out of this one. plus i've nowt left to bid with

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:biggrin Awww Sniper... I love you so smile And just remember... I own you too wink

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:Written by: kmbkitten

so let's see the bidding is between Havokist and Jay Kitty? Is sniper in on this too?



from the posts it's just between me and Jaykitty

so who wins? tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:*wonders what happened to his bid on kmbkitten and shrugs* lost in post obviously

back

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ishkadoodles
ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Member Since: 21st Mar 2005
Total posts: 61
Posted:oh! Linden I'm sorry! I have to say I'm not a fan of drinking though so that didn't help much.

okay, so I have come to my long awaited choice....drum roll please....
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.
.
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Jay Kitty! because I love cadbury eggs, and homemade poi rocks my world! Havokist had some great stuff on there too, but in the end, sorry man.
so now what does this mean? I'm just owned by JayKitty then? whee! congrats kitty


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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:kitty and kitten - a match made in heaven biggrin

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:*looks shocked* not a fan of drinking?
lol unfortunately (as you may have guessed) i am
its one of only a few (hundred) vices of mine :P
n btw - its ok smile im often forgotten *sniffles theatrically


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Dink
Dink

member
Location: in a bubble :)
Member Since: 7th Apr 2005
Total posts: 70
Posted:*wanders in* so who's up for auction at the mo then?

How many girlys have you sold so far? smile hehe


im a gemini..go figure

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:BUMP

has Miss So decided on the winner of her auction? tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:u mean there are still auctions?

*prepares bidding crap*


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:*still waiting for my pigeon*

stupid parcelforce


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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:Niiiiice biggrin

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:i win i win

*does the happy dance*


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:*wanders into the empty room and jumps on the floor* BUMP

back

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:*makes herself comfy*

I'm up for auction smile


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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:Aimee I bid 2 pans of Yummy Yummy Bang Bangs (brownies to the real world) and cake.

Also I would throw in a large plate of spaghetti...


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:oooo aimee! Shotgun ubbrollsmile

I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.

phew... that shud hold 4 a while...


stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood

Zatoichi special edition dvd
my Lone Wolf and Cub manga collection
my mini african table with a painting of an elephant on it
something about handstands confused
I will huniliate myself by falling down my stairs for the upteenth time rolleyes



that plus my areotech staff (oh yes.. now we're talking big stuff)
areotech poi
my beloved firestaff
tutorship in staff if needed (not a very good teacher tho..)
will punch my brother, who is sitting next to me biggrin


that plus
my drapes (one cannabis one and one yin yang one)
my seriously rare saltrock display board (u wont get them anywhere else)
free surf lessons
my skim board


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:*reads FRD's* list ubblol ubblol
flippin' heck!

wow, i think I'll hold out for a bit if anyone can top that wink ubblol


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