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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:well i want to win the cute Miss So



plus i bid the following on Sir Sheep:

23 packets of vegan marshmellows

AND

17 packets of vegan marshmellows for flid

EDITED_BY: Havokist (1112651678)


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:bidding on Kmbkitten



1 bell on a piece on red frilly ribbon

infintite supply of usless information

constant stream of compliments and/or insults to be used as and how you wish

a copy of any CD /DVD etc i own or can get for you

and last but not least a duster

a bottle of each: sambuca, tequila gold, tequila silver, vodka,

blue curaco and triple sec

and my food making abilities

EDITED_BY: linden_rathen (1112652144)


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Zim
Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:formidable bid Havokist ... i'll be bidding on _So_:

-an "I Win" button (when pressed... you instantly WIN)
-3.7 tons of skill
-boots of escape (+1 Dex, +1 initiative; user can cast "yoface!" 2/day)
-a lifelong "fun and good times card" (expires 2012; day of apocalypse)
and of course
-a robotic raver-dog


~Z


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i don't know how i'm gonna beat the robotic raver dog, but i'm gonna try tongue

i bid:
my pink and white tailed poi,
a sugar jar 3/4 full of sugar
a glow in the dark star shaped glowy thing
a UV raver monkey named Arthur (pics to follow)
and a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional tongue


[image]http://www.monster-monster.co.uk/GalleryPicture.php?image=100_3948.jpg&gallery=12-Mar%2026.3.05[/image]

if the image doesn't work, just follow the link tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:i'll happily exchange the marshmallows to in exchange for the young lady pictured biggrin


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:mmhmm.... i'll have to think about it tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


ishkadoodles
ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Member Since: 21st Mar 2005
Total posts: 61
Posted:oh geez, two very tempting bids...I'm liking the boots of escape since I used to be into role playing stuffs and the raver dog is interesting...Me likes
and then there is the pure sugar...mmm, and the tail poi that I'm liking. plus that moneky is pretty darn cute...I don't know...I just can't decide yet!



Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i'm confused, cause if i remember rightly Zim and i were bidding on Miss So confused

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i've figured it out.

i bid the following on Miss _So_:
my pink and white tailed poi,
a sugar jar 3/4 full of sugar
a glow in the dark star shaped glowy thing
a UV raver monkey named Arthur (pics to follow)
and a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional


[image] http://www.monster-monster.co.uk/GalleryPicture.php?image=100_3948.jpg&gallery=12-Mar%2026.3.05
[/image]

if the image doesn't work, just follow the link

and i bid the following on Miss Kitten:
Arthur the UV Raver monkey's twin brother, Borris, who looks exactly like Arthur
my Tom and Jerry wrist rest
my orangy yellow globug poi
a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional
and a 10kg bag of sugar biggrin


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Zim
Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:yeah i was bidding on _So_ .. so ... sorry? i can bid for you too if you'd like biggrin

havokist... nice quote from equilibrium.. tis a cool movie
"it's not the message that's important... but our obedience to it." (that quote goes well with a dancing monkey.... or a president)

so... for _So_
the original bid:
-3.7 tons of skill
-the "I Win" button (when pressed you instantly WIN)
-boots of escape (+1 dex, +1 initiative; user can cast Yoface 2/day)
-lifelong "fun and good times" card (expires 2012; day of apocalypse)
-the robotic raver dog

AND

-a cheshire cat hat (cheshire cat is the hookah smokin cat from alice in wonderland)
-four chinese caligraphy figures ("Tao", "female dark-enigma", "the ten-thousand things", and "all beneath heaven")
-Biccardo the Disco Dog (says SIX new disco phrases! "YEAH!" "WOOHOO!" "GET DOWN!" etc.)
-Peter the Duck-Billed Platapus (fluffy and lovable)
-a UV reactant mushroom poster
and
-Mitts Metragnome the Garden Gnome

damn shiggitty!
~Z


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


ishkadoodles
ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Member Since: 21st Mar 2005
Total posts: 61
Posted:oh, sorry for the confusion, I guess I just missed that. oops. well, as of now I would say that Zim is in the lead because I like the Cheshire cat and caligraphy. Plus I love your avatar! go Darko!


JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:Ok Kitten, Ima bet

-pair of home-made poi.
-2 Boxes of Cadbury eggs
-3 pairs of glow sticks.
-4 Anne Rice Novels
-5 sketches
-and 6 cups of coffee.

oo... aprently i missed the dead line. Poo.


Don't mind me, just passing through.


ishkadoodles
ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Member Since: 21st Mar 2005
Total posts: 61
Posted:hmm, I like that bid...I'll give my final choice after school today! tehe the suspense...


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:Written by: Zim


havokist... nice quote from equilibrium.. tis a cool movie







no one seems to know the actual poem which is where i originally got it from frown



damn the world of films tongue



i'm gonna battle you for her, zim tongue



i bid the following on _so_



the original bids:

my pink and white tailed poi,

a sugar jar 3/4 full of sugar

a glow in the dark star shaped glowy thing

a UV raver monkey named Arthur (pics to follow)

and a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional



PLUS



a UV pink white and blue star shaped thing with the top layer of it made from spikey soft latex, plus it also vibrates tongue

my HUGE tazmanian devil teddy dressed up in plate armour

a pair of green perspex rave glasses picture modeled by sniper here

and... erm... a... flyer with Jack Skelington on it



picture of Arthur the raver monkey can be found here


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:kyle get me a pic of the glasses dude i (well midian) lost mine a while ago


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:and i bid the following on on Miss kmbkitten:



the original bid:

Arthur the UV Raver monkey's twin brother, Borris, who looks exactly like Arthur

my Tom and Jerry wrist rest

my orangy yellow globug poi

a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional

and a 10kg bag of sugar biggrin



PLUS

a cat in the hat hat/samurai jack at the rave hat (a tall hat that's striped red and white)

a Thing 1 pencil topper

a mini model of a car

my leather guitar strap

and a pair of soft silk gloves (+1 DEX)



picture of Borris's identical twin brother Arthur can be found here


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:that'd mean i have to dig them out, and they're packed away in the stuff that i don't directly need for when we move frown

i'll try to find them


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:check my gallery dude


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:well you're now the model for them tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:you sure they're not actually mine? vanished in jilly's a while back after miss kitt yoinked them off my face


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i'm sure, i was bought them as a random present cause they were green and my mum's mate was in cyberdog

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:hmm *isn't convinced*

this mate wouldn't happen to be kitt would it? tongue



Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted: *highlights the words "mum's mate" in red*

kitt's only ever properly spoken to my mum once plus unless kitt happens to be a tall guy, then no tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:ah furry muff. anyhoo back on topic. when can i expect delivery of my lovely pigeon_wigeon? and seeing as i now own her, does this mean i indirectly own frd? if so then i bid him for kmbkitten tongue


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:dude, you're not allowed to bid on kmbkitten tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:why not?


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:because i said so tongue biggrin

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Sniper.... how could you.. i thought you loved me!! *runs off crying to FRD*


Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:and also that reason...

hug for the pigeon hug


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:ahh Havokist my one true friend!! *throws self into Havokists arms* (Not a drama student for nothing wink)


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