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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:*wanders in* hows it all going, guys?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:it's going great, does this mean that you're now up for auction? do a little bio thingy and let the bidding begin! i dont want to wait, so i'll start

i bid:
a pint of "wavy gravy" ben&jerry's icecream
a great many hugs
a t-shirt i found at a thrift store that says "got ouzo?" (does anybody know what that is?)
some plaid pants
an eyepatch (in case you ever want to be a pirate... yarrr!)
chocolate people, both men and women, filled with rasberry jelly
unlimited acces to my "sandman" comic book library
a copper dragon named seamus


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:I think MiG wins.

That's pretty awesome....I get a car?!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:have i won brigit yet biggrin

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:have i won pigeon yet?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:one daywalker sword
one pair polished auminium/black lens oakley XX's
15 black forest flapjacks
one faithless ticket
full body massages on-demand
someone's cat
unlimited oral scensoredx
final fantasy 1,2,6,7,8,9,10,10-2, spirits
akira
ichi the killer
hellsing
urotsukedoji 1,2,3
plasma ball
blacklight
mirrorball
plenty big lightning poster (all shiny with the blacklight - much oooh)

+loadsa food hugs alkyfrol whatever

oh and more hugs


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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Total posts: 61
Posted:I'll put myself up for bidding.

My name is Katie, I'm 18 and I live in MN incase no one here read my intro thread or everyone forgot who I was. I've been spinning poi for a few weeks now but I'm a pretty fast learner. My favorite kinds of music are Techno, Rock and pretty much anything else besides country and rap. I love cats and everyone tells me I look like a cat. I can purr, meow and growl like a cat...and I don't mean the fakey kind of purring, I mean really purr. My other stupid human trick is I can rotate my arms more than 360 degrees. Its really quite creepy. tehe. I love drawing and reading. I'm also into making clothes and right now I'm working on my prom dress. tons o fun! okay...let's start the bidding shall we? show me some luvn'


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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:ooo purty *mooches for bidable stuffs*

hmm

1 large chocolate champagne bottle
3 spare creme egg easter eggs
1 spare faithless ticket


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:ooooooooooook... soo..... its between FRD who..I own.. and Sniper.. though.. sniper has just bidded on another women *is hurt* so at present FRD is winning unless Sniper can make one hell of a comeback!!! Ok... bidding ends..midnight tonight... and as both of you are UK based... it shouldnt be a problem smile

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:*searches last corners of house*

ok all my other stuff plus:
ingredients for bout 7lb lasagne
1 whole salmon
2 empty pepperami wrappers
1 md player + 5 discs
1 pair portable speakers
all 4.5 grand theft auto games
my ps2
one 512mb flashdrive
the anarchist's cookbook
7 cans murphy's
about 0.5 litre smirnoff


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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:bid on pigeon
ALLL of naruto on disc (manga AND anime)
unlimited access to any DVD's films VHS music manga etc i own
AND my life long friend ship and ranting service (can be ranted at any time)


back

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Oooooooooooooooooooooooh Sniper thats some goodness right there...... Sam... I already have all those anime... you copied them for me.. hee hee!! Though tthe manga... Ooooooooooooh And.. OI cant I borrow it all anyway dont you loooooooooooooooove me!! AND you stuck with my friendship and my rantingness at you anyway :P Love you really!! I think its a tie between Sniper and FRD.. who will win... find out... after this commercial break!

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:awww damn :P (mutters foiled again - damn you kind heartedness you ruined it all)

back

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:*throws in half a turkey leg (cooked) and a choccy muffin*

there. that's everything i own hehe


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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:what about your pc sniper? :P

back

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:it's that ancient and screwed that bidding my pc would prolly be taken as an insult...

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:How about you throw yourself in?

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:done and done.



but why?

EDITED_BY: Sniper (1112557277)


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pricklyleaf
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1365
Posted:I bid my tail poi that I broke yesterday!

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:...for who?... for me?... if so.... I dont see that as a winning bid againts sniper!! Look at him GO!!!... And sniper... you now lead smileFRD... as I already own him cannot beat that.. therefore.. I now pronounce you the proud owner.. of.. ME!! And as you threw yourself in... I pronounce me the proud owner of.. YOU! YAY!!

And thank you to all my other biddees.. i love you all!!!

EDITED_BY: Pigeon_Wigeon (1112557535)


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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:woohoo! *dances round gome-made who-owns-who paradoxy whatnot*


stares at empty house... shrug


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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Total posts: 61
Posted:if anyone cares...I'm still up for bidding!!! so far I think Sniper is the only one to bid...come on, let's have some fun here!!!

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa

Total posts: 1799
Posted:<has fun>
who should i bid for?
how much should i bid?
i obviously need someone to tell me what to do.
is this the male or female one?
help..!
<siiigh>
but..
<still has fun>


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Total posts: 61
Posted:<help>
you should bid for me
you should bid one million dollars
yes you do need help
this is the female one
</help>


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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:roarfire - yeah, you do, but i dont think it's ever going on the road again. you have no idea how hard it is to change a flat on a lamborghini. so i just went and bought a new one. If you can get the tyre changed, go for it.

And So, i can't believe you didnt want my hangover - it was horrible, as far as hangovers go. Anybody else want a hangover? this morning's one was one of the worst i've had frown

*hopes everyone realises that i am, in fact joking about the lambo thing. though being able to buy a new lamborghini every time i got a flat tyre would be really really awesome*


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:sorry to double post, but:

for kmbkitten, i put on the table:

some of a box of tissues (i think it might have around 50 left)
the lid from a tin of cut and polish
some big post-its
a shoebox
a wheel brace
about a thousand metres of telephone cord
some matches
some chewing gum
a few empty spirits bottles
some dubbin
top gun on DVD
the headphones from my mp3 player


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted: *lacks random stuff to bid so justbounces around thread in hope that someone will give themselves to me*

tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:DEAREST MIG!
I can have your hangover to prevent your further suffering fom it!


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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:does that mean that MiG has won or do my pink and white tailed poi of UV-ness prevail? tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:hehe =) you have to deside who you wanna win first wink

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