Forums > Social Chat > The Official Female HoP Auction!
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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
it's going great, does this mean that you're now up for auction? do a little bio thingy and let the bidding begin! i dont want to wait, so i'll start
i bid:
a pint of "wavy gravy" ben&jerry's icecream
a great many hugs
a t-shirt i found at a thrift store that says "got ouzo?" (does anybody know what that is?)
some plaid pants
an eyepatch (in case you ever want to be a pirate... yarrr!)
chocolate people, both men and women, filled with rasberry jelly
unlimited acces to my "sandman" comic book library
a copper dragon named seamus
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
I think MiG wins.
That's pretty awesome....I get a car?!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
have i won brigit yet
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
have i won pigeon yet?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
one daywalker sword
one pair polished auminium/black lens oakley XX's
15 black forest flapjacks
one faithless ticket
full body massages on-demand
someone's cat
unlimited oral s
xfinal fantasy 1,2,6,7,8,9,10,10-2, spirits
akira
ichi the killer
hellsing
urotsukedoji 1,2,3
plasma ball
blacklight
mirrorball
plenty big lightning poster (all shiny with the blacklight - much oooh)
+loadsa food hugs alkyfrol whatever
oh and more hugs
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA
I'll put myself up for bidding.
My name is Katie, I'm 18 and I live in MN incase no one here read my intro thread or everyone forgot who I was. I've been spinning poi for a few weeks now but I'm a pretty fast learner. My favorite kinds of music are Techno, Rock and pretty much anything else besides country and rap. I love cats and everyone tells me I look like a cat. I can purr, meow and growl like a cat...and I don't mean the fakey kind of purring, I mean really purr. My other stupid human trick is I can rotate my arms more than 360 degrees. Its really quite creepy. tehe. I love drawing and reading. I'm also into making clothes and right now I'm working on my prom dress. tons o fun! okay...let's start the bidding shall we? show me some luvn'
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
ooo purty *mooches for bidable stuffs*
hmm
1 large chocolate champagne bottle
3 spare creme egg easter eggs
1 spare faithless ticket
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*searches last corners of house*
ok all my other stuff plus:
ingredients for bout 7lb lasagne
1 whole salmon
2 empty pepperami wrappers
1 md player + 5 discs
1 pair portable speakers
all 4.5 grand theft auto games
my ps2
one 512mb flashdrive
the anarchist's cookbook
7 cans murphy's
about 0.5 litre smirnoff
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
bid on pigeon
ALLL of naruto on disc (manga AND anime)
unlimited access to any DVD's films VHS music manga etc i own
AND my life long friend ship and ranting service (can be ranted at any time)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
awww damn :P (mutters foiled again - damn you kind heartedness you ruined it all)
back
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*throws in half a turkey leg (cooked) and a choccy muffin*
there. that's everything i own hehe
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
what about your pc sniper? :P
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Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
it's that ancient and screwed that bidding my pc would prolly be taken as an insult...
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
done and done.
but why?
EDITED_BY: ¤ Sniper ¤ (1112557277)
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)
I bid my tail poi that I broke yesterday!
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
woohoo! *dances round gome-made who-owns-who paradoxy whatnot*
stares at empty house...
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA
if anyone cares...I'm still up for bidding!!! so far I think Sniper is the only one to bid...come on, let's have some fun here!!!
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
who should i bid for?
how much should i bid?
i obviously need someone to tell me what to do.
is this the male or female one?
help..!
but..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA
you should bid for me
you should bid one million dollars
yes you do need help
this is the female one
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
roarfire - yeah, you do, but i dont think it's ever going on the road again. you have no idea how hard it is to change a flat on a lamborghini. so i just went and bought a new one. If you can get the tyre changed, go for it.
And So, i can't believe you didnt want my hangover - it was horrible, as far as hangovers go. Anybody else want a hangover? this morning's one was one of the worst i've had
*hopes everyone realises that i am, in fact joking about the lambo thing. though being able to buy a new lamborghini every time i got a flat tyre would be really really awesome*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
sorry to double post, but:
for kmbkitten, i put on the table:
some of a box of tissues (i think it might have around 50 left)
the lid from a tin of cut and polish
some big post-its
a shoebox
a wheel brace
about a thousand metres of telephone cord
some matches
some chewing gum
a few empty spirits bottles
some dubbin
top gun on DVD
the headphones from my mp3 player
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*lacks random stuff to bid so justbounces around thread in hope that someone will give themselves to me*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Skinny poi maker
313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia
DEAREST MIG!
I can have your hangover to prevent your further suffering fom it!
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
does that mean that MiG has won or do my pink and white tailed poi of UV-ness prevail?
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Skinny poi maker
313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia
hehe =) you have to deside who you wanna win first
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
well i want to win the cute Miss So
plus i bid the following on Sir Sheep:
23 packets of vegan marshmellows
AND
17 packets of vegan marshmellows for flid
EDITED_BY: Havokist (1112651678)
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
bidding on Kmbkitten
1 bell on a piece on red frilly ribbon
infintite supply of usless information
constant stream of compliments and/or insults to be used as and how you wish
a copy of any CD /DVD etc i own or can get for you
and last but not least a duster
a bottle of each: sambuca, tequila gold, tequila silver, vodka,
blue curaco and triple sec
and my food making abilities
EDITED_BY: linden_rathen (1112652144)
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Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
formidable bid Havokist ... i'll be bidding on _So_:
-an "I Win" button (when pressed... you instantly WIN)
-3.7 tons of skill
-boots of escape (+1 Dex, +1 initiative; user can cast "yoface!" 2/day)
-a lifelong "fun and good times card" (expires 2012; day of apocalypse)
and of course
-a robotic raver-dog
~Z
Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i don't know how i'm gonna beat the robotic raver dog, but i'm gonna try
i bid:
my pink and white tailed poi,
a sugar jar 3/4 full of sugar
a glow in the dark star shaped glowy thing
a UV raver monkey named Arthur (pics to follow)
and a lifetime's supply of hugs and compliments, with kisses optional
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if the image doesn't work, just follow the link
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
i'll happily exchange the marshmallows to in exchange for the young lady pictured
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