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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...
Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
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Posted:
that would explain the slow text responces
that would explain the slow text responces
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Linda. Git
Linda. Git
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Posted:
Working late... well thats no good!!!! So is the date tonight? Make sure you wear clean socks!
Awww Jon..... xxx
Working late... well thats no good!!!! So is the date tonight? Make sure you wear clean socks!
Awww Jon..... xxx
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Posted:
j/k mate
so hows it all going?
j/k mate
so hows it all going?
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Posted:
hellooooo!! i'm not sure if i've met you or not so i thought i'd come and ask....have i?
hellooooo!! i'm not sure if i've met you or not so i thought i'd come and ask....have i?
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Posted:
youmust of met pete - he was at falmouth and play
very pale redheaded type
youmust of met pete - he was at falmouth and play
very pale redheaded type
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Posted:
probably but you have to bear in mind i wasn't exactly compus mentus for either event,and i am very prone to forgetfulness whilst innebriated.....
Written by: linden rathen
youmust of met pete - he was at falmouth and play
very pale redheaded type
probably but you have to bear in mind i wasn't exactly compus mentus for either event,and i am very prone to forgetfulness whilst innebriated.....
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Posted:
lol true true
but i was very inebriated at both and im sure you remember me :P i remember you
lol true true
but i was very inebriated at both and im sure you remember me :P i remember you
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Maus: I snuck up behind Cantus at PLAY whilst the fire show was on, and watched him imbibe HUGe amounts of your Vodka and Coke...
Vix: Awww Jon? My name's not Jon... Unless you were referring to the lovely skinny one?
Linda: And since when have I been a redhead? Hmm? Less of the ginger jibes unless you want me to sic Will onto you... All i have to do is tell hime you like cheese...
Oh and she has postponed AGAIN... One more strike, if she cancels next Sunday (once I get home from Notts, if I can afford it) she will be OUTTA THERE!
I've been fecked around before. I WILL NOT have it again...
[chill pill]
Ahhh thats better...
[/chill pill]
[/women]
[/sex]
[right hand = true]
And various other things im so bored and disappointed about...
Heigh ho, on with the motley...
Maus: I snuck up behind Cantus at PLAY whilst the fire show was on, and watched him imbibe HUGe amounts of your Vodka and Coke...
Vix: Awww Jon? My name's not Jon... Unless you were referring to the lovely skinny one?
Linda: And since when have I been a redhead? Hmm? Less of the ginger jibes unless you want me to sic Will onto you... All i have to do is tell hime you like cheese...
Oh and she has postponed AGAIN... One more strike, if she cancels next Sunday (once I get home from Notts, if I can afford it) she will be OUTTA THERE!
I've been fecked around before. I WILL NOT have it again...
[chill pill]
Ahhh thats better...
[/chill pill]
[/women]
[/sex]
[right hand = true]
And various other things im so bored and disappointed about...
Heigh ho, on with the motley...
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Posted:
haha sorrry.... i was in fact "Awwwww"ing at UCoF... im sorry...sorry sorry sorry!!!! xxx
haha sorrry.... i was in fact "Awwwww"ing at UCoF... im sorry...sorry sorry sorry!!!! xxx
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fluffy mess
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fluffy mess
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*runs into thread,and pats flashpoint on the head*
*runs into thread,and pats flashpoint on the head*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Ive run out of happy pills...
Vix: sorry thats just me being stoopid...
Blu: Thank you for the not-patronising-in-any-way gesture...
Cantus smells.
And so does Hank.
Jonamonamy doesnt.
Neither does Vix.
Or linda.
[/random abuse]
Ive run out of happy pills...
Vix: sorry thats just me being stoopid...
Blu: Thank you for the not-patronising-in-any-way gesture...
Cantus smells.
And so does Hank.
Jonamonamy doesnt.
Neither does Vix.
Or linda.
[/random abuse]
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Posted:
Why aren't you abusing Linda eh?
Thats just not on
;)
Sorry to hear about her not showing up. She'll no doubt come to her senses and rush to your arms
Why aren't you abusing Linda eh?
Thats just not on
;)Sorry to hear about her not showing up. She'll no doubt come to her senses and rush to your arms
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Posted:
yay im not being abused for once *grabs respite to try and cure some of the minor scaring*
yay im not being abused for once *grabs respite to try and cure some of the minor scaring*
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Posted:
I don't know why I'm being all chummy with Flash.
He claims to have jumped onto the "Get at FRD Wagon".
Git
I don't know why I'm being all chummy with Flash.
He claims to have jumped onto the "Get at FRD Wagon".
Git
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
She must be employee of the month at the video store then...
Written by: =Flashpoint=
And Cantus - Less of the blind jokes. She is quadraplegic and deaf too... And she can only communicate by blinking...
She must be employee of the month at the video store then...
Meh
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Posted:
henry its very hard not to get at you
all we do is state a truth like poi is better than staff and you get all rilled
henry its very hard not to get at you
all we do is state a truth like poi is better than staff and you get all rilled
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Posted:
And the last thing anyones wants to see is you getting "rilled".... whatever that might be
And the last thing anyones wants to see is you getting "rilled".... whatever that might be
Meh
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Posted:
lol so i cant spell so sue me
lol so i cant spell so sue me
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Posted:
What, and get laughed out of court?
No thankee
What, and get laughed out of court?
No thankee
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
Has he seen that video of him in your intro yet Mr Dog?
Has he seen that video of him in your intro yet Mr Dog?
Meh
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Posted:
dog? i thought it was pronounced 'dawg'
dog? i thought it was pronounced 'dawg'
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Its pronounced however you read it. Funnily enough, I seem to pronounce rabid differently from everyone else
Cantus, I dunno yet. Sam rarley sticks his head in through the door.
Its pronounced however you read it. Funnily enough, I seem to pronounce rabid differently from everyone else
Cantus, I dunno yet. Sam rarley sticks his head in through the door.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
How do you pronounce rabid?
Is it any funnier than the way Bubbles pronounces gayle?
How do you pronounce rabid?
Is it any funnier than the way Bubbles pronounces gayle?
Meh
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Posted:
I pronounce it "Ray-bid"
Everyone else pronounces it the normal way.
Me dumb
I pronounce it "Ray-bid"
Everyone else pronounces it the normal way.
Me dumb
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Posted:
Not even vaguely close to as funny. Sorry. Try harder in future.
Not even vaguely close to as funny. Sorry. Try harder in future.
Meh
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Posted:
How does Bubbles pronounce Gayle?
How does Bubbles pronounce Gayle?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Star Trekker
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Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello Pete lovely surprise to see you today will probably be in Chester again next week, so we'll do a caramel machiato (with cream) again yum!
Hello Pete
lovely surprise to see you today will probably be in Chester again next week, so we'll do a caramel machiato (with cream) again yum! 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
Redheaded? But he's blonde...
surely? Or have i been talking to the wrong chap all this time....?
Written by: linden rathen
very pale redheaded type
Redheaded? But he's blonde...
surely? Or have i been talking to the wrong chap all this time....?
Meh
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Aha! And you thought I was blonde! Fooled you ;p
Aha! And you thought I was blonde! Fooled you ;p
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