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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...
Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
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Posted:
Albino white surely?
Albino white surely?
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Posted:
My head hurts
My head hurts
Meh
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
You should stop banging it against the brick wall of FRD's logic...
You should stop banging it against the brick wall of FRD's logic...
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fluffy mess
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Posted:
*Runs in, gives flashpoint a big big hug and runs out again*
*Runs in, gives flashpoint a big big hug and runs out again*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Posted:
wanders in and wanders off to frd's thread to see the video
wanders in and wanders off to frd's thread to see the video
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Awww blu, thanks for the I needed that...
Linda. You are a big girl's blouse...
Awww blu, thanks for the
I needed that...Linda. You are a big girl's blouse...
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Posted:
Can I you too Mr Flashypants? I miss seeing you tap dance. Roll on Manchester!
Can I
you too Mr Flashypants? I miss seeing you tap dance. Roll on Manchester! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
The time is 13:20, and im still in my jim jams.
It would be HOP doing that to me wouldnt it?
I hope you are doing happy things. Remember: Females are evil. They do odd things to you and make you feel odd things too. Some even make you do odd things.
I'll always marry you anyway. We dont HAVE to be gay to get married.
The time is 13:20, and im still in my jim jams.
It would be HOP doing that to me wouldnt it?
I hope you are doing happy things. Remember: Females are evil. They do odd things to you and make you feel odd things too. Some even make you do odd things.
I'll always marry you anyway. We dont HAVE to be gay to get married.
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Posted:
xxx
xxx tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Well...
Skully - I will be tapdancing at Elaine's on Friday night, but I won't make too much of an embarrasment of myself cos I have to teach the next day... And that will NOT be fun...
Jon - Awww thanks nice to know that you love me...
And those females do make you do strange things... Like pick up your phone every 5 mins to see if you've missed a call, or a text, or something, anything
Vix - xxx right back at you
Pigeon - Sometime in Oct/Nov, i'm going to do a tour... From manchester to portsmouth/taunton/zummerzet to londinium.
To see all my HoP pals... I might even take a few peeps with me...
Well...
Skully - I will be tapdancing at Elaine's on Friday night, but I won't make too much of an embarrasment of myself cos I have to teach the next day... And that will NOT be fun...
Jon - Awww thanks
nice to know that you love me... And those females do make you do strange things... Like pick up your phone every 5 mins to see if you've missed a call, or a text, or something, anything
Vix - xxx right back at you
Pigeon - Sometime in Oct/Nov, i'm going to do a tour... From manchester to portsmouth/taunton/zummerzet to londinium.
To see all my HoP pals... I might even take a few peeps with me...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
woo hooo
mr pete in london
and im not a big girls blouse
im a lady;s blouise :P
MWAH
can i marry pete too?
woo hooo
mr pete in london
and im not a big girls blouse
im a lady;s blouise :P
MWAH
can i marry pete too?
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
If you want to... But Jon will be wife number 1, and you will be wife number 2...
I have had an idea, with the kind assistance of Elaine...
I will be buying the "make your own opoly" set and I will be making "HoPopoly"
Where you exchange pings for pongs...
If you want to... But Jon will be wife number 1, and you will be wife number 2...
I have had an idea, with the kind assistance of Elaine...
I will be buying the "make your own opoly" set and I will be making "HoPopoly"
Where you exchange pings for pongs...
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Posted:
I would just like to clear something up.
Now when I said all women are evil, I obviously didnt include Vixen in that wide, sweeping and general generalisation. She can never be evil. I believe her to be perfectly pure and innocent. And lovely. You cant forget lovely.
*wipes brow*
I like the idea in your game, but has noone pointed out that we already exchange pings for pongs?
Im al in favour of being Wife#1 btw. That would be grand.
and oh.. "Like pick up your phone every 5 mins to see if you've missed a call, or a text" - even when you KNOW you havent heard it beep.
I would just like to clear something up.
Now when I said all women are evil, I obviously didnt include Vixen in that wide, sweeping and general generalisation. She can never be evil. I believe her to be perfectly pure and innocent. And lovely. You cant forget lovely.
*wipes brow*
I like the idea in your game, but has noone pointed out that we already exchange pings for pongs?
Im al in favour of being Wife#1 btw. That would be grand.
and oh.. "Like pick up your phone every 5 mins to see if you've missed a call, or a text" - even when you KNOW you havent heard it beep.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
yay wife #2 sounds ok to me
i think dixies' making Hop top trumps
yay wife #2 sounds ok to me
i think dixies' making Hop top trumps
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Wow. Hop Top Trumps...
What do you want to bet that post count will be one of the stats?
Wow. Hop Top Trumps...
What do you want to bet that post count will be one of the stats?
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Posted:
not sure ill have ask dixie
not sure ill have ask dixie
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Posted:
He did say post counts would be on them. (Sahweet 
)
I sent him a PM jsut now to check up on his progress
He did say post counts would be on them. (Sahweet
)I sent him a PM jsut now to check up on his progress
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Posted:
lol im on one i know that
lol im on one i know that
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Its going to be a massive deck, with over 20000 members after all...
Its going to be a massive deck, with over 20000 members after all...
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Posted:
I think it'll just be those he meets and gets a picture of.
I think it'll just be those he meets and gets a picture of.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Posted:
otherwise could be a bit crazy
cantus would be a killer card for post count
otherwise could be a bit crazy
cantus would be a killer card for post count
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
He would be the Galactus of HoP Trumps...
He would be the Galactus of HoP Trumps...
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Posted:
Ok, so I did it. After spending a whole day with a graphite stick in hand drawing coffee pots at college I decided it was time to get messy in my free time..
So I did your painting
I'm not sure I like it, and I don't know how well it will go in your room..but you can have it if you want it
Things I don't like about it
- I splattered ink onto it before the acrylic was dry, and the naughty stuff soaked up the paint, maing the splatters look green. I covered this up with some blue splatters, and some more ink once it was all dry, but it still looks crap.
- I don't like the circles and crosses in the middle, especially the blue one.
It's harder to draw with ink on a stick on canvas than it is on paper..
And the blue one is just..waff
- I thought the left side was too quiet, so I added a little bubble line in ink. Now i regret putting it so far left. There is a big patch with not much happening in it.
- The little dotted line in red and blue on the left. Look kind of pathetic and weasley compared to the blu ones on the right..
Things I like about it -
- Its orange
Um..so yeh.
EDITED_BY: *Aimée* (1128969906)
Ok, so I did it. After spending a whole day with a graphite stick in hand drawing coffee pots at college I decided it was time to get messy in my free time..
So I did your painting
I'm not sure I like it, and I don't know how well it will go in your room..but you can have it if you want it
Things I don't like about it
- I splattered ink onto it before the acrylic was dry, and the naughty stuff soaked up the paint, maing the splatters look green. I covered this up with some blue splatters, and some more ink once it was all dry, but it still looks crap.
- I don't like the circles and crosses in the middle, especially the blue one.
It's harder to draw with ink on a stick on canvas than it is on paper..
And the blue one is just..waff
- I thought the left side was too quiet, so I added a little bubble line in ink. Now i regret putting it so far left. There is a big patch with not much happening in it.
- The little dotted line in red and blue on the left. Look kind of pathetic and weasley compared to the blu ones on the right..
Things I like about it -
- Its orange
Um..so yeh.
EDITED_BY: *Aimée* (1128969906)
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Me likes!
Me likes a lot...
Now Cantus... Could you do me... one...
Me likes!
Me likes a lot...
Now Cantus... Could you do me... one...
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Posted:
*pokes aimée
BOO
*puts his arm through his husbands
ello petey
*pokes aimée
BOO
*puts his arm through his husbands
ello petey
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Ello Linda darling...
Ello Linda darling...
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
I have an update...
The young lady I was supposed to go on a date with called me tonight... We went for a beer or 2, and got on famously! She is lovely! Its looking promising for another date, so... Fingers Crossed! She really is lovely
Lets hear it for Denise!
I have an update...
The young lady I was supposed to go on a date with called me tonight... We went for a beer or 2, and got on famously! She is lovely! Its looking promising for another date, so... Fingers Crossed! She really is lovely
Lets hear it for Denise!
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Posted:
WOO HOO
congrats pete
does this mean im going to only get a third of your time as second wife?
WOO HOO
congrats pete
does this mean im going to only get a third of your time as second wife?
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
No you get even less, cos Denise will get the most time as she had boobs, real boobs not burger fuelled man boobs... And Jon will get more than you cos he's so cute...
So you will get every third Tuesday...
No you get even less, cos Denise will get the most time as she had boobs, real boobs not burger fuelled man boobs... And Jon will get more than you cos he's so cute...
So you will get every third Tuesday...
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Posted:
Glad to hear it. Didya show off yer tapdanceing, or are you saving that for the second date?
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22.42 Casa Flashpoint
Just got in after a totally random date with a very lovely civilian. She's Lovely
Am feeling very huggley at the moment.
Glad to hear it. Didya show off yer tapdanceing, or are you saving that for the second date?
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