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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Hello!

Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!

I

Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)



Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad



Likes- Nice People



Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...



Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar eek



Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet



Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships



Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related... censored ubblove censored



Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...



Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks



Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...

I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....



weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley



Oh, and hug to everyone...



Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available... smile
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
could be worse....

shrugs and runs up and hugs pete hug

mwahahahahaa

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Thanx Linda...

Now I have to get all this hug juice off me...

Holy censored i'm tired...

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roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia

Posted:
Hi there Flashpoint, hows things? smile

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
U wanna share my squishy beanbag bag? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
I would love to share the squishy beanbag bag with you my dear Vix...

I'm berry berry well thank you my dear Roarfire... How the devil are you?

I could get used to the pretty ladies posting in my intro... Vix, Roar, Pigeon, Bubbles, Aimee... Man the list goes on...

I did a spin tonight for the theatre group. I'd never spun fire for them before, and they were all muchly impressed wink It was at a country hall, in some really nice gardens... One day soon im going to have to get a half decent camera so I can get some of these gigs captured...

And double Yay for the iPod... It lets me listen to music while I spin! Yay! And in my car, and on the net...

hug to everyone not at the BJC...

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
i cant go to BrJC frown going to uni instead smile woo hoo 9(ish) hours till i go eek

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...

Posted:
Written by: =Flashpoint=


I could get used to the pretty ladies posting in my intro... Vix, Roar, Pigeon, Bubbles, Aimee... Man the list goes on...




You forgot Linda... then again... she aint pretty wink

(wuv yoo weally sam kiss )

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
Can i move in? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Vix, you are welcome at Casa Flashpoint any time you choose... I'm just off the M53 by Vauxhalls Ellesmere Port...

I will bake you brownies every day... And bring you many comfy beanbags...

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VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
brownies EVERYDAY....*looks at rumbling tummy* .... o dear! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
*wanders in with a sunlamp*

Delivery for you, Mr. Flashpoint!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
A Sunlamp! Wow, now I can get skin cancer like everyone else!



Vix: I will bake more than simply brownies...One or two pixies as well, and maybe a dryad as well...

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Hello.

I have a date.

She's lovely, but I know very little about her...

Seeing her sunday for beer.

Yay!

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...

Posted:
beerchug

Joy!

Try not to come off to pervy... save that for the second date wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Me? Pervy? wink

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Badass! kiss

Good luck mate!
I havent had a date for quite literally years biggrin

hug
FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Posted:
hug2 ucof!!

passing through, this world still lives.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
yes?

That is I. smile



Woah!!!



Deja Vu!



eek
_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Posted:
Yay for dates!!!

kiss hug
UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:

Non-Https Image Link


Cant get much clearer than that...
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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
lol at Super Jonny UCOF...

Thanks everyone, she's a real cutie too...

Oh well, lets keep an open mind... wink

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
That sounds like another great idea! Now its 427-65 for Pigeon Logic...

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
good luck mate smile

*slaps FRD* i just havnt finished the op's yet *runs off crying*

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LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK

Posted:
wave good luck on the date, mate!

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Posted:
kiss hug
=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Thanks Hunny, and thanks everyone... I just hope she's a nice lass and I can pervert her to the ways of HoP...

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
ubblol How could she not fall for you and for poi-ing once she sees you tapdancing on sand with poi in hand! Poor girl doesn't stand a chance ubblol

hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
Not from all the weapons in my Arsenal of Sex!

(which, by now, are all duds wink )

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
So when are you meeting this menta...erm I mean lovely girl?

Make sure the pub you go to is ok with her bringing her guide dog in or she'll be tripping over stuff all night and that's not good....


tongue

Meh

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
UPDATE:

She was working late umm

Prob meeting her tomo, she is very lax in responding to texts too... I've probably scared her off (as is my wont)

And Cantus - Less of the blind jokes. She is quadraplegic and deaf too... And she can only communicate by blinking...

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