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Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
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Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
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ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
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ha
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
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tee hee (just to lower the tone of your evil laugh
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Pasta of Muppets
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Yeah, well nyer... I went to sleep in the bath last night... I woke up 2 hours later, in freezing cold water, and my palms hurt from the fact they were so wrinkly... I then went off to bed, to try and warm up, but my electric fire had blown a fuse, so there I was, at 5am, freezing my arse off, and trying to roll a cigarette with very wrinkly hands...
/blog
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Headline:
Giant Albino Prune Found in Bathtub. Whereabouts of Local Pervert Unknown
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
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lol @ FRD
the ultimate alternate identity
by day pete - by night some old albino prune
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Pasta of Muppets
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Aha, but by twilight and dawnlight I am SUPERPRUNE! Defender of all things good for the digestive system...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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*will not ask about super powers......
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Pasta of Muppets
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Dont then...
I mean honestly, what superpowers is a darned PRUNE goign to have?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
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pruneability
Meh
Pasta of Muppets
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The power of the word prune... Both a verb and a noun... And can be used as an adjective, except that would be pruney...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
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Rather like wombat then...
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Why didnt you put loads more hot water in the bath when you woke up... then you would of been toastie cuddley again! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Vixen makes a very good point
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
Pasta of Muppets
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cos it was 5 in the morning, and I was already very pruney, i could have got more pruney and I would have looked like this...
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See why it would have been a bad idea?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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But your not green?! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Pasta of Muppets
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AHHH you see that would have been the Radox...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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but if you became small and yoda like wouldnt you have gained super jedi powers.....
ah HA so thats how they become so good at spinning - we have your secret now....
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Pasta of Muppets
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YES! 7 hours in the bath with Radox ought to do it...
NOTE you jedis out there... We will be as talented as you soon... Very soon...
Mwahahahahahaaaaaa!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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....Im sleepy.... xxx
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Once when I took a bath after not sleeping for more than about 5 hours in 4 days I fell asleep whilst eating mango. I woke up to find I was very late for being back on the festival site where I was meant to be face painting. I leapt out of the bath, got dressed and rushed down to the site only to find that people were looking at me a bit oddly. Finally a small child asked me what I had stuck on my skin. The mango had slipped off the plate into the water and got stuck all over me.
I looked like I had a very odd skin disease! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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i woulda thought with all the fruit put in soaps and shampoo these days that it would make your skin soft and shiney....?
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Pasta of Muppets
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Skully always has soft and shiney skin....
Vix... is there anything I can do to wake you up?
Bubbles: Not mine. I have herby soap and No Frills.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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No... id maybe just like to sleep for a while! xxx
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Pasta of Muppets
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Then Vix, please take this gift...
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Sleep tight!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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...Can i kick the lady off first? xxx
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1 + 1 = 3
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No!! That adds to the fun!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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But it looks like pyroWill in a dress! xxx
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Pasta of Muppets
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it IS PyroWill in a dress... Post Op
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Oh man...
you had to put the mental image in my head, didntcha?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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