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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Ok, so you type in your name in google (or any search engine) and "needs" E.g.

Alice Needs

Then you see what the top hit comes up with and quote the sentance here! I get:

"Alice needs a corporeal being to work in tandem with her programming because she can't fly herself!"
From a Star Trek fan site!!

He he!!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Jonathan needs to find pit filled with punji sticks.
Jonathan needs to drink more beer.

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

Honest to god... first three:

"Clare needs to loosen up and have some funnot to mention some hot sex with someone other than herself."

(Amazon... !!!)

"Clare needs to bite me. If anyone would like to email or phone her to remind her between now and 3pm that would be great."

(The Friday Project!!!)

"Only Clare knows she's pregnant. Impending motherhood makes Clare long to mend the breach with her rigid, grandmother. To do that Clare needs a temporary fiance. Will Clare thank heaven for Jack Hunter or curse the day she met him?"



Getting to the other side smile


Location: Springfield, MO
Member Since: 7th Mar 2005
Total posts: 8
Posted:Tiffany needs bigger breasts... wink

...we live in a society where women thrive on having bigger boobs...dont let tiffany miss out... double F's should do the trick nicely!Smuuuuuuuuuuuurf

Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It translates to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

Location: York, England
Member Since: 15th Mar 2002
Total posts: 4308
Posted:Kyri needs some heavy fire support .. ^_^ (Its not me btw!)

There is no entry for kyrian needs.

My real name** needs a ride

my crush needs :
a reality check
an energetic and fun style to suit her personality
a headcount before thursday

this is fun!

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:'Kyle needs to kill' and 'Kyle needs rum' ubblol

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Claire needs:

- Private support

- A visit to the bunny planet

- Her own forum

Another good one to search is what you like...

Claire likes:

- us in that way

- the dark arts.. a lot.

or what you have a habit of...

Claire has a habit of reaching into her diaper...EW!!!

EDIT: Dammit, just saw the "I like" thread!

EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1145837968)

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


sneaky little kitty
Location: Missouri
Member Since: 10th Sep 2005
Total posts: 251
Posted:"That's good, because Lorelle needs Someone to argue with at Christmas. ..."

"Lorelle needs revised budget by July 8. th. (if we can give it to her by the end of the conference that. would be great.)"

well, at least i have till the end of the conference to figure out what budget they are talking about! beerchug

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!



Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
i got http://www.edneedsahummer.com/
apart from that - a whole bunch of articles on 'Special Ed'... ubblol

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Location: Bury St. Edmunds, suffolk
Member Since: 22nd Sep 2004
Total posts: 109
Posted:Boz needs;
- OJ's help
- To make a living too

*produces sandwich- is happy*

faith enfire
faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin
Member Since: 27th Jan 2006
Total posts: 3556
Posted:screen name:
Real faith needs real doubt
Faith needs Doubt like Children need Love
Faith needs freedom and counseling

real name:
Mary needs a two parent home (ouch considering my last post). 4.Mary needs to be marketed passionately to national and international audiences
Mary needs prayers
Mary needs coverage since she is also active in the daily operation of the company
Mary needs to let go of the old and prepare for the new, and letting go ... This is a time when Mary needs John to offer understanding and to show that you ...

Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


Are you up for it??
Location: Auckland
Member Since: 8th Dec 2004
Total posts: 349
Posted:Jessie needs a new cozy place to live smile

Actually have a cosy place to live but hey

For the below one, I swaer I found it on google
Jessie Needs To Be Bonked eek

spank ubblol

Are you up for it?


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191

Kelly needs to feel important to someone.....

Kelly needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage.

Kelly needs a quivering antenna

Kelly needs to develop a strategy for the safe enjoyment of some of the more obscure aspects of life



Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:Pulsing Plasma You ' re a ravehead

Why the hell does anyone want to see a bunch of E ' d up ravehead

thsoe where the only good ones i could find frown

Tao Star
Tao Star

Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

i got

'Martha needs a butch bitch for protection...'

'Worried friends are urging Martha Stewart to stay safe behind bars -- by hiring a tough-as-nails lesbian inmate to protect her from possible physical abuse....'

ha ha ha

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


Location: Adelaide, SA
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1846
Posted:Foxy needs to chill--to have violent mood swings like that she either has an anger management problem or a drug addiction.


Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port.

Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!

Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive.

Sarah Needs A Cold Shower.

Sarah needs friends – she has to learn how to make them.

And apprently:

Sarah needs to suck Jim's ****

wtf mate?

and since i'm sure MiG won't play this silly game:

Rhys needs a Sten lest he become no more than a ghost

umm... there's a whole thread on hollyoaks called "Rhys needs to tell Sarah!!" I can't find the beginning of it but the first post i can find says "it could mentally scar her for life if he sleeps with her." eek

Rhys needs to live on the site to ensure that the animal get proper care.

Taekwondo is just what Rhys needs.

Rhys needs another drink.

:Edited for PG friendliness: (i hope)

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


Location: New Orleans, For now
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 9
Posted:Stacy needs sex, and she needs it fast, and that's all her little brain can comprehend. The idea that virginity is based on the length of time since the ...

Apparently it's about something called Purposeful Promiscuity... ???

( Figures...)


*Tickles pretty strangers*
Location: Australia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2004
Total posts: 610
Posted:Mine was a strange one..

Eve needs to know what Z is, and, to do that, she needs to know ... That is, Eve needs to be able to factor N (remember, N = P*Q). ...

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!


Location: Melbourne - home of pirates
Member Since: 21st Feb 2006
Total posts: 255
Posted:I did this.. but finding something that doesn't relate in some way to Lois Lane.. IMPOSSIBLE!!! *pfft*

and Loey doesn't even register.. Loey needs EVERYTHING!!!

"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman

Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.


Location: Arana Hills, Brisbane, Queensl...
Member Since: 8th Feb 2006
Total posts: 126
Posted:Brian needs to workout


any look-y-up-ness of my online name baccory just comes back to either DeviantArt or HOP sites....so that doesn't work


old hand
Location: Great Malvern [UK]
Member Since: 9th Dec 2003
Total posts: 1174

Jon needs... a lot of things it would seem!

Hyperlight needs... a space-age backback, tents and various lights smile

Cake or Death?


The Evil Pixie (apparently)
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 11th Jul 2006
Total posts: 716
Posted:Pip needs other sheepie babies to play with!!! I can't wait to see which one she comes home with Dancing Banana....

??? hmmm yep sounds like me......

Hey is there a thread for this one....
"<your name> looks like.. ?

Pip looks like.... a shriveled up blackened remnant of what could have if not for a harsh combination of weather....

Love it

rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - wink thanks Jen! biggrin

Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted:Kelly needs a quivering antennae.... redface wink biggrin

Kelly needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage...er...no. rolleyes

Kelly needs a friction massage.... biggrin ubbangelyes please.....!

Maus needs some serious help. umm shrug

pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:Petey needs to go to the doctors to the doggie hospital for a while because he is getting worse. ubblol

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


and behold!
Location: Liverpool
Member Since: 11th Aug 2005
Total posts: 464
Posted:I got: "Lowan needs to explain himself. If he beats up Ben Cass, that's probably against the law, but Cass is a big guy and could probably defend himself."

Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?

Wii Console Number: 3294 0297 7824 7498


*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:The top hit didn't make sense but here's a few choice ones

"Noodles needs no explanation"

"NASA needs noodles"

"Noodles needs someone willing to play and throw toys or someone to take him for walks to spend some energy"

Not a 'needs' but still cool

"And the noodles shall inherit the earth!"

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


Location: Wales
Member Since: 30th Apr 2006
Total posts: 53
Posted:August 02, 2005 - Nikki Needs a Home! . My name is Nikki and I was recently rescued by the Furry Friends Foundation. I was about 8 weeks old when I was found on the street with my mom. I was very shy at first, not having been around humans at all, but I have REALLY warmed up to people and I am SO affectionate now. I am currently about 4 months old and I would desperately love a home of my own!

OMG I'm a cat who needs a home..... but I'm a cute cat!

But I have already given 3 stray cats a home with me!

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head....


One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:ahem...............Stacy needs sex, and she needs it fast.

should i be offended by this?! lolsign

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*
Member Since: 29th Aug 2006
Total posts: 271
Posted:Alice needs only one wheatgrass shake, some positive thinking, a crash course in California lingo and a few extra-firm handshakes to succeed the all-American way.....


hehehe i kinda like this one...
Alice needs a biological entity to work in tandem with her programming and transport her to a specific location in space


The Tea Fairy
The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2004
Total posts: 853
Posted:Gabrielle needs, and I hope will get, a more complex plotline soon.

Gabrielle needs more practice doing the fireman's carry

Gabrielle needs to see Xena's brutalized body to be motivated umm

Gabrielle needs a nurse, but with the mischevious and sadistic Natasha, and the puerile and perverted Monty to choose between, she is not doing very well. ubblol

gabrielle needs some love.

Gabrielle needs a REAL MAN, not a shirtless toyboy!

Gabrielle needs one more day of preschool

Gabrielle needs protection not only from the dangers of the dark world around her, but also from herself. devil

Gabrielle needs you to be calm and collected, not acting like a raving warlord

Gabrielle needs a champion so she can defend her throne

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:Freya needs someone to accompany her to England and pose as her boyfriend ubblol

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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