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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Ok, so you type in your name in google (or any search engine) and "needs" E.g.

Alice Needs

Then you see what the top hit comes up with and quote the sentance here! I get:

"Alice needs a corporeal being to work in tandem with her programming because she can't fly herself!"
From a Star Trek fan site!!

He he!!


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:'Joseph Needs...a Loving Family'



 Written by:

Joseph is a "Friends of Ferals" cat in Huntsville who is looking for a loving family to adopt him. He's a beautifully marked gray, brown and white tabby





I thought I was a chinchilla!


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Loki_the_trickster
Loki_the_trickster

Has sharp edges
Location: Stuck in the mire
Member Since: 1st Feb 2006
Total posts: 1266
Posted:ubblol I got for Loki: Loki needs at least one kiloton of fuel onboard for the Tachyon device to work, the device itself does not burn any fuel.

I think it has something to do with a game or something shrug


My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....

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Loki_the_trickster
Loki_the_trickster

Has sharp edges
Location: Stuck in the mire
Member Since: 1st Feb 2006
Total posts: 1266
Posted:For my real name I get: Stephen needs an advocate at school to work with him on at least two occasions per week to help him develop an organizational routine and stick with it.

WOW they really do know me ubblol ubblol ubblol


My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....

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RumpleST
RumpleST

member
Location: Cardiff/edinburgh
Member Since: 14th Apr 2006
Total posts: 61
Posted:David needs a wash - or at least a dry clean ... David is in serious need of a bath. eek


OK I DONT LIKE THIS GAME! mad


Its a big ol mish mash!

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RumpleST
RumpleST

member
Location: Cardiff/edinburgh
Member Since: 14th Apr 2006
Total posts: 61
Posted:im off to have a shower. google has ruined my self esteem and my apparent delusions of cleanliness ubblol peace

Its a big ol mish mash!

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1785
Posted:Star needs TLC and a new home

http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/show...rev=#Post585013
br>ubbrollsmile


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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Whoops hadn't seen that, I swear i searched and all! Doh!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:Ok....

"Duncan needs to die."

Hmmm...
On a lighter note...

"LIZ NEEDS CHAPSTIK. STAT."


Important Notice.
Can be found elsewhere.

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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:"Dixie needs a home. She is a three-year-old, spayed, de-clawed female.

umm


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NOn
activist for HoPper liberation.
Location: ffidrac
Member Since: 23rd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1643
Posted:hehehe, i just got

"Non-needs". and that was it. apparently it's something to do with web creativity, but that's all the explanation i get.


Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:"Every gang needs a sparkey, and every sparkey needs a gang. This guy will get naked at the slightest provocation, especially in the public gardens."

O.o


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:"This, coming from a drum and bass ravehead, must say it all... I refuse to acknowledge loathing"




is what i found D:


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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:'Stephanie needs some help' followed by a picture caption 'Stephanie gets some drunk action' eek

Oh the irony: I'm teetotal! ubblol


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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SunnySammy
SunnySammy

Watching the Sky
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:SAMMY NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE CAMERA !!!!

*hehehe!*


sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink

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Motley
Motley

addict
Location: UK
Member Since: 9th Oct 2005
Total posts: 434
Posted:i got

"TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA"

and

"Tom needs a swift kick in the face"

ubblol


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YellowFever
YellowFever

newbie
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 14th Mar 2006
Total posts: 13
Posted:Hehe, I got:

"Jack needs a girlfriend."

rolleyes

YellowFever


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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:Pogo needs a makeover...!! eek

What the...?


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Ravenhill
member
Location: Falmouth, Cornwall
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 47
Posted:MSN Money...

"As her career prospects arent guaranteed, Joss needs to be canny and prepare for the unexpected. None of us can foresee what will happen over the next year"

Well, firstly, I'm a man.

And this is supposed to be Microsoft commenting on economics... sounds like a commemorative-plate-flogging, thin, glossy sunday paper horoscope reading.


They are guides. They are teachers. They are like Yoda, only smaller and on strings.

--Meenik on poi

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ezz
ezz

moo..
Location: melbourne, australia
Member Since: 19th Oct 2004
Total posts: 1899
Posted:Erin (apparently) needs'to be naked too!!!'
but then under that it says 'Erin needs to wear shirts' So right now I juist don't know what to do! ubblol


hug me!

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Haha Erin! ubblol

I got

Steph needs someone to comfort her
Steph needs a tranquilizer dart

and erm...Steph needs to do some hedge trimming

ubblol


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Gidg
Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Member Since: 11th Apr 2003
Total posts: 8506
Posted:This is soooo very strange.

Gidg - Transport of a guide dog of a disable person.

But what is really funny if my middle and last names.

Marie needs your help
Kesler needs backup.

ubblol ubblol


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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james_r80
james_r80

Member
Location: On a big hill
Member Since: 10th Feb 2006
Total posts: 19
Posted:James Needs A Hat Petition, hosted at PetitionOnline.com
umm yay hats for everyone bounce


Seize The Carp

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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:Amanda needs a mom in her corner with lots of time and attention to give to her.

i do? i mean yes! i do!

i want attention now!!!!!! damit is my kicking and screeming on the floor not giving that away? rolleyes


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:AIMEE NEEDS A STIFF DRINK

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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:'James needs'...posters, filmography, news, and forum



(thats my last name by the way)


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:"Stuart needs to review/correct MAS tracker info taggart"

umm


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Dut
lurker
Location: Nashville, TN
Member Since: 22nd Mar 2002
Total posts: 380
Posted:"When an IPsec DUT needs to be tested in a chassis failover topology, a second DUT needs to be used as shown in figure 3"



"The DUT needs to advertise the summarized local IP address pool on a network so that the IP addresses can be used for VPN or PPP connections where the mask..."



-- apparently i'm a piece of networking hardware??



hahahaha. OMG. and my search for "Dustin needs" pulled up multipe myspace posts for different guys' funny google responses to the search "dustin needs" --



RECURSIVE INTERNET MEME!!



"Dustin needs to improve his ability to bend and play at a lower pad level."

"Dustin needs a prosthetic eye."

"Dustin needs to take more responsibility for his game."

"DUSTIN NEEDS THOSE CONDOMS."


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Mags The Jedi
Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK
Member Since: 30th May 2004
Total posts: 2020
Posted:Magnus needs to be Darkness-based ubblol

Magnus needs a microphone in front of him as well, so that the comments he makes can become fun for everyone wink

Magnus needs help


"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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BansheeCat
veteran
Location: lost
Member Since: 29th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1247
Posted:Andrea needs some help coming up with stalker songs...eek



?!!What are stalker songs!



Andrea's family described Russell as selfish, controlling, demanding, unemotional, manipulative, superior, insensitive to Andrea's needs, and unwilling to ...ubblol



( That makes me laugh, cause my last name is still my ex husband's : Russell)



A family for Andrea needs to be active and fun loving, but also very firm and assertive, strong at setting limits and boundaries and enforcing rules. ...



(smile True enough )



Andrea needs help, not a death sentence...



(redface er, yup.Please dont kill me)


"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."

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pop_n_fresh
member
Location: Scotland
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 48
Posted:Joss, I need to go home. I need to be with my family

umm confused help who needs to go home?


Just call me Pop.

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