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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ha ha I've seen those. And at work we sell 'Optimash Prime' for the transformers geeks. I secretly want one.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
CQ works?!!
(or is "at my place of employment"???) Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Actually, I get paid to stand around and make sure everybody else works. Although on Tuesday night I stood and ironed!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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I wish someone would pay me to just stand around...I can do that rather well...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Try being a Jim Beam girl. Around here they get paid to stand in bars, drinking Jim Beam and enouraging others to do the same.
On another note, I hate bourbon.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: clarence_quack
Ha ha I've seen those. And at work we sell 'Optimash Prime' for the transformers geeks. I secretly want one.
Not so secret now, is it?
HA HA! Loins.
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
maybe if i make it a poorly kept secret, my secret admirer can send me one in the mail.
*puppy dog eyes*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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Location: The wrong place
Alcohol and I just don't like each other very well...so we tend to not associate...better that way...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Sitting down facing forward . . .
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Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Written by: Brenn
HA HA! Loins.
ummmmmmm.... *shouts* PORK CHOPS!!(did I get it right Brenn?!)
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I want to be a Jim Beam girl...could be worse. Could be Cougar.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Alcohol and I are like bad friends... It looks like we get along on the surface, but after hanging out for a while he makes me sick.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I used to like alcohol like CQ's bad friend, and then I left the AirForce and had to pay what everyone else did for it and went off it real quick!!! Well, except for the occasional tiny snifter or too...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Life's not so much fun when you actually have to pay taxes, ey?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Jim Beam will rot your brain...and make you deathly ill...I'd advise against having any associations with it, whatsoever...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
still better than cougar,,,,
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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And nothing is better still...alcohol is nobody's friend...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Red wine in moderation is a woman's friend
Digestives are anyone's friend after a big meal.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
"in moderation" - how many bottles is that lil dragon?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Didn't drink any last night, actually. Twas on beer and champers (for the toast).
Oh, and someone bought me a tequila and someone else bought me a black russian.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Haven't been on much of a drinking binge in the last couple of months, though I've got a friend having a birthday this coming saturday. Good enough excuse to get drunk and rowdy!
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
This sure beat that dry 21st I was at a few months ago!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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I agree with George...IN MODERATION...and always remember and never forget...
Beer before liquor, never sicker...
Liquor before beer, have no fear...
But better yet...mmmmmm...coffee...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I've tried both. Doesn't make a difference. It all mixes into a sloshy mess in your stomach... and sometimes onto the ground!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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Location: The wrong place
Exactly...which is why coffee is much better...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I'm not a big coffee drinker. Unless I've had a late night followed by an 8am class. Then coffee is my new best friend.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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Location: The wrong place
I...could not live...without coffee...
I gave up an almost 2 1/2 pack a day cigarette habit...but you take my coffee and I might just turn into an axe murderer...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hmm... Tempting..
*steals coffee and sends people I don't like out Carolina way*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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Location: The wrong place
Funny, but no take my coffee...I
my coffee!!! "Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I've never heard the beer and liquor one, but I remember teaching some of my students "beer and grass, you're on your arse/ grass and beer, you're in the clear"
look! twas educational!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
I know another one, too...but I don't think it would be appropriate for a public forum...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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