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Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Oh great. Now I have to deal with bees too.
I hope they're not African Killer Spelling Bees!
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Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
DROPBEAR !
Why must you not kiss strange boys ?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Becuase strange boys are bad for my health. Actually, I think it's already been discussed. Or keep an eye out for the STD ads theyre now showing. John.. Jack... Syphillis. It's not the reason, but it would be funny if it was!
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
:bees:
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
If you want to see some magic, say "yeah!"
"BEES!"
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: clarence_quack
If you want to see some magic, say "yeah!"
"BEES!"
!!!Ah, that was hilarious
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
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Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Brenn, don't humour her - she'll only be back for more...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Excuse me? Humour ME? Methinks its you we humour.. Mr Smarty Pants "I'm a GM"!
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
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GM = George McNeur - duh!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
GM = Game Master.
And you just lost
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
No, GM= genetically modified. So what are you now?
Some kind of super potato?
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
super potato... with a moustache near the eyes, and lotsa starch!!!
(Brenn, I don't play silly little games like that one!!
) Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
a moustarch, perhaps?
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Are you having a bad joke day today Mr Brenn?
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No. Are you?
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
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I thought it was funny!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: georgemc
I thought it was funny!
The exact reason why I wasn't having a bad joke day
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What can we say, you guys have a very WEIRED sense of humor.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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I think they need a Mr Potato Head...that should occupy them all for a while...!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Sitting down facing forward . . .
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Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
yeah - Heather disposed of our Mr Potato Head when the boys grew past ... hmmm, about 8yrs??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Aw! I gave my friend a Mr Potato Head for his 18th. He wasn't too impressed. Mr. PH got a trip to the toilet for a swirly by the end of the night.
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I never had a Mr. Potato Head.. Only a potato...
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
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Did you put eyes and stuff on it?
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I tried, but it ended in a inevitably pathetic result.. Dumb potato..
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ok. If you ever come visit us here, I'll make you a pototao with googley eyes and a funny nose, ears and hair. Deal?
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Only if I can bring the Pop Tarts
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
SOLD!
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Location: USA
You better not get me a old potato.. Or you'll be getting old Pop Tarts..
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
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Written by: clarence_quack
Did you put eyes and stuff on it?
Potatoes have them already built in, y'know...
And that poor Mr Potato Head...was not cool to put him in the toilet...!!!
My son used to love his...and it only went bye-bye because all the pieces got lost...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
I can't believe Mr Potato head was put in the toilet!
My geeky flatmate has a Mr Darth Potato Head!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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