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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Page 3? WHAT?!
I stay off the computer for a few days and everyone forgets me.
*sniff*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Wow, almost a week of non-postage.
I was the last one to post so you can't blame me
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
GEORGE! I need your cleaning skills. STAT!
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
oh dear...
*scrub*
*swipe*
... sorry - busy just now.
and how rude - not even a "please"...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*sickly sweet smile*
Thank you George!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I've been wanting to talk to you on msn but you haven't been online! hmph.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
who me? I have but I aint told ya my details!!
*gets SuperScrubber3000 out of his portable black-hole storage pack and sets it on auto mode to clean up CQ's thread*
Right, got a little more time now and since you asked SOOOooooo nicely, how could I refuse?
*whistles while dusting around the light fittings*
Ooh, CQ - did you know one of the light bulbs back here is blown?
*looks around for a spare lightbulb*
Hey, reminds me - how many poi spinners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
None.
Fire looks better in the dark
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Well I'm online now. But you're not so there!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*sniff*
It's just not working out.
And all I want to ask is what you're doing Thursday night
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Thursday night? Uh... Getting drunk with you?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
BINGO!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Yay for dress ups!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
So much fun fun fun!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Rougie, are you drunk, again?
All that bouncing and rolling around...gonna make yourself sick!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
No, I'm not drunk!
But I plan to be on Thursday night while dressed as a french maid!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*Goes on a journey through time and space*
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
To the world of the mighty Boosh?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
The very same
It's not a dress. It is the sacred robe of the psychedelic monks!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*backs out slowly* Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
damnit...!! I wanna play dressups...!!
hmmm... have I ever been in here before...? actually... where am I? ahhh... clarence... I don't believe I have...
heya, clarence...!!
*toddles off to find motivation to cook dinner*
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
*searches thru pretty frocks, for a dress for my hippie*
mmmm...dinner...*follows*
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
former manc tour guide
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Pogo, you're an interesting individual. I miss hanging out with you in the park
Clarence and Rougie drinking together, whilst playing dress-up?
*goes to find tutu, then realises that with the time diference it is very early on friday morning in oz now
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Tee Hee I was a bee!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
in funky bee tights!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
I wanna see pictures
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I didn't take any.. Think McBeth did though. Have to find out if they're PG rated.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Steaks, we're gonna try to get the Pogo back out to the park as much as possible while I'm there...make him relax a bit more...
McBeth...I like that...*giggle*...too funny...!!!
I want some funky, stripey tights...and stuff...I love stuff...!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I was Lady Macbeth when we read Macbeth in grade 6. Twas fun to go mad
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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