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Login/Join to Participatejust lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
so i used to have one of these aaaaaaaaaages ago but never remade it after the boards switched over however a trip on the bus with smallboy convinced me i should redo one so here goes
name - ok so its not dr yet but sooonish to be dr benjamen longstaff once my evil robots come into fruition
location - back in ademalaide
age - 26
toys - staff n doubles
been twirling for - 4 n half ish years or there abouts
occupation - phd student
hobbies - spinning, travelling, learning new stuff and pushing boundaries
searching for - the universal truth, expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body, true love or a sugar momma
favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of
during my travels ive met the following hoppers (this list is mainly to prompt my memory of happy times
)Adamsimon
Adya_Miriyana
arbitrary_number_2
Arsn
Arnwyn
ataxia
Babajaga
Baccory
Bairy Fen
BamBam
Bender
Beth
Bird
BlondePyro
Bluecat
bluebottle
Bovrilmonkey
Brad_fire
BRETTSTAR
Brodieman_X
BurningDan
Cantus
Cerambus
Circus Midget
Coleman
Dentrassi
DeepSoulSheep
DevKev
Dexta
Dimitri
Dom
Ðraghkyre
DragonFury
DsAds
Duballstar
Dunc
Durbs
DykeBoy
Elasta
ezz
falloutboy
Fenfire
Firefish
Fireflyz
FireNix
Fire Bunny
Fishermans_Pants
Flame Swirl
Flid
Fluffy Napalm Fairy
Flynt
FoxInDocs
Frodo
Garthy
*Geo*
GeorgeB
Gita
Glass
Gnorc
Gnors Bill
Greenmilk
HellsBells
inspired_by_fire
J-J
jc_firetricks
Jemmemima smallgirl
Jo Derry
Josh
jungleboy
Katinca
Knoxious
Kyle McLean
Lasersurge
Lolli
Kit
Kyle McLean
madjuggling
Mags The Jedi
Matthew BM
Matthew O'Keyes
Manticore
Mcp
Mech
Medusa
Meenik
Miekelmot
MiG
Mint Sauce
Mojo
Mojojo
Molly
Moseph
myco
Narr
Newgabe
Nx?
NYC
Ogre
Oli
Onewheeldave
Orbit
Ow
Parafinfairy
pfsh
Phaerie
Pink.....?
pineapple pete
PK
PoiPoiPoi
Predator
Psi
PsyRush
Pyro Will
Prosparityfire
Puk
roarfire
Rossco Bossco
Rubbergoose
Ry
Ryo_Ken
Scratch_n_Sniff
SeKnoT
simeon
Simian
Sir Sheep
Smallboy
Smiley
Solace
Space Monkey
Spherespinner
Stone
Strugz
Sunbeam
Sureau
Tempest
Tenticle
The Approving Ninja
The Fade
The_Magnesium_Master
The Misguided Oracle
The Wench
tillymoo
Tree
TopHat
Tyr
T&B
Valura
Vanize
Vixen
UCOF
UrbanNinja
Weasel
Wyvern
YayYay
Y.T.
2bags
.:* Moon Pixie *:.
EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1151854111)
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*poke*
Do we sleep when we die?
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Many happies to you Mr Ben...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
aha.. so you have an intro ey Ben?..
*poke*
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
yeah i didn't know he had an intro either!
Hi Ben!
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
i knew he had one.. just he doesn't seem to like it.. does it smell funny?
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
nah, its because there isn't enough malibu in here.
Do we sleep when we die?
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Ben's new pic
pic
Do we sleep when we die?
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*saunters in and starts groping Ben's arse*
Just looking for lumps!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Go for it Doc, Ben loves it!!
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
sheesh doc why dont you check my prostate while your there 
lex i just want to reiterate that you smell
to everyone else Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Please come back to the UK... !!! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: ben-ja-men
Um... OK!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
doc can you give me a second opinion on mine, and use two fingers?
Step (el-nombrie)
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
*comes in. Doesn't understand the conversation. Leaves again*
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
what's with the name Woodles wont speak?
Do we sleep when we die?
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
I've decided not to speak for the rest of the night. Maybe longer if i feel like it
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Give it up forever. Only communicate with a crude mixture of sign language and hitting things with a rock.
Get video evidence
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Woodles was shortlived it seems....
Meh
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
lex is a whats called a pestiusmaximus
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Great entertainment for the rest of us though.
Still think you should hit things with a rock...
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Anyway it's all your fault. You chose her. There are plenty of nice pretty nostralian girls for you to pick from but you decided to go for the nutty, cider quaffing, pie eating, English chick instead.
You get no sympathy from me
Meh
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
He gets lots of sympathy from me - I know what she's like
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Incidentally - Has anyone every called Ben "Dr Longstaff"?
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
*imagines the situation*
"oh Dr. Longstaff..."
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Written by: Durbs
Incidentally - Has anyone every called Ben "Dr Longstaff"?
I did, once, I had to, I thought I'd blocked the memory completely until you resurfaced it, I may now need more therapy
By the way Bens mom is brilliant, you'll see why if you come to/are at Brizzol this weekend
Let's relight this forum 
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
The mind boggles....
Meh
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Surely not, I mean come on, how would it turn over the sand timer and write down the words it's found, it can't even hold a pencil!
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Let's relight this forum
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: ben-ja-men
I've decided not to speak for the rest of the night. Maybe longer if i feel like it
A good orgasm will do that to ya.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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