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ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
so i used to have one of these aaaaaaaaaages ago but never remade it after the boards switched over however a trip on the bus with smallboy convinced me i should redo one so here goes



name - ok so its not dr yet but sooonish to be dr benjamen longstaff once my evil robots come into fruition

location - back in ademalaide

age - 26

toys - staff n doubles

been twirling for - 4 n half ish years or there abouts

occupation - phd student

hobbies - spinning, travelling, learning new stuff and pushing boundaries

searching for - the universal truth, expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body, true love or a sugar momma

favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of



during my travels ive met the following hoppers (this list is mainly to prompt my memory of happy times smile)

Adamsimon

Adya_Miriyana

arbitrary_number_2

Arsn

Arnwyn

ataxia

Babajaga

Baccory

Bairy Fen

BamBam

Bender

Beth

Bird

BlondePyro

Bluecat

bluebottle

Bovrilmonkey

Brad_fire

BRETTSTAR

Brodieman_X

BurningDan

Cantus

Cerambus

Circus Midget

Coleman

Dentrassi

DeepSoulSheep

DevKev

Dexta

Dimitri

Dom

Ðraghkyre

DragonFury

DsAds

Duballstar

Dunc

Durbs

DykeBoy

Elasta

ezz

falloutboy

Fenfire

Firefish

Fireflyz

FireNix

Fire Bunny

Fishermans_Pants

Flame Swirl

Flid

Fluffy Napalm Fairy

Flynt

FoxInDocs

Frodo

Garthy

*Geo*

GeorgeB

Gita

Glass

Gnorc

Gnors Bill

Greenmilk

HellsBells

inspired_by_fire

J-J

jc_firetricks

Jemmemima smallgirl

Jo Derry

Josh

jungleboy

Katinca

Knoxious

Kyle McLean

Lasersurge

Lolli

Kit

Kyle McLean

madjuggling

Mags The Jedi

Matthew BM

Matthew O'Keyes

Manticore

Mcp

Mech

Medusa

Meenik

Miekelmot

MiG

Mint Sauce

Mojo

Mojojo

Molly

Moseph

myco

Narr

Newgabe

Nx?

NYC

Ogre

Oli

Onewheeldave

Orbit

Ow

Parafinfairy

pfsh

Phaerie

Pink.....?

pineapple pete

PK

PoiPoiPoi

Predator

Psi

PsyRush

Pyro Will

Prosparityfire

Puk

roarfire

Rossco Bossco

Rubbergoose

Ry

Ryo_Ken

Scratch_n_Sniff

SeKnoT

simeon

Simian

Sir Sheep

Smallboy

Smiley

Solace

Space Monkey

Spherespinner

Stone

Strugz

Sunbeam

Sureau

Tempest

Tenticle

The Approving Ninja

The Fade

The_Magnesium_Master

The Misguided Oracle

The Wench

tillymoo

Tree

TopHat

Tyr

T&B

Valura

Vanize

Vixen

UCOF

UrbanNinja

Weasel

Wyvern

YayYay

Y.T.

2bags

.:* Moon Pixie *:.
EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1151854111)

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia

Posted:
I got off the plane and Bill wasnt even there to meet me. I could have stayed after all.
Zak missed me though.

Thanks, you are unreal

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Written by: Dunc

By the way Bens mom is brilliant, you'll see why if you come to/are at Brizzol this weekend





Well I went and I'm still none the wiser.

Unless Ben's mom is Dave Knox. In which case she gave me a bite of her bacon and egg sandwich....

confused

Meh

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
I was talking with Kali and DromePixie tonight about you. They complained that all the hot men are gay.

So I had to set them straight (if you'll pardon the expression) on this issue. Ahem... Ben, Jonny UCOF, Pup_Dawg, Durbs, Cole, 2Bags, Drew, Ads, and the list goes on and on and on...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
woooooooooooooooooOOOOoooooo what a wicked weekend biggrin

yay im beening talked about on the other side of the world biggrin sooo curiosity requires i ask how the conversation came up smile double yay for beening first on your list there doc eek wink ubbloco ubblol ubbidea wave biggrin

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Posted:
hug lovely to meet you this weekend
ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
lovely to see you matey!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

ezzBRONZE Member
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia

Posted:
hug i didnt get to say goodbye to you!

hug me!

RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
Didn't get to say goodbye either! Damn Mercs. ubblol Thanks for a super week Dr Longstaff. biggrin Best of luck with the PhD board too hug
Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
yeah! it was really nice to meet you Ben! oh.. but i have this sneaking suspicion i've met you somewhere before? ubblol
roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia

Posted:
It was great to meet you Ben! Hope to see you again soon! smile

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia

Posted:
You are simply gorgeous, are you aware?
I was blown away at how lovely you are, and easy to approach and just sweet. Yeah, thats it. You were really sweet.

Thanks for being a wonderful human bean. I hope I get to see LOTS more of you! xoxoxox

Currently on the right side up of the world.

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom

Posted:
You met Flynt! Lucky boy! Yes he is so georgous isn't he, it's that lank hair and cheeky smile, you should see how cute he is when he's shopping for ladies coats! wink ubblol

Written by: Cantus


Written by: Dunc
By the way Bens mom is brilliant, you'll see why if you come to/are at Brizzol this weekend





Well I went and I'm still none the wiser.

Unless Ben's mom is Dave Knox. In which case she gave me a bite of her bacon and egg sandwich....




That's because you didn't ask, and the evidence was in the tent most of the time ubbangel Bens Mom made us the bestest everest brilliantest hand sewn patchwork quilt! It's quite an eyecatcher, I'll take a piccy and put it in my garelly or summink

Ben, just for you twinkle toes hug kiss

Let's relight this forum ubblove

ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
wavehello all you lovelys

Written by: Dunc


You met Flynt! Lucky boy! Yes he is so georgous isn't he, it's that lank hair and cheeky smile, you should see how cute he is when he's shopping for ladies coats! wink ubblol


lol if only that jacket didnt have a nipple line cut into it id have the most pimped jacket in the world

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
i don't need to write a long post to express how much a champ u are, ben!
unless i repeat myself. smile

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia

Posted:
falloutboy looks really great in furry pimpin jackets...

*dubious*

well, thats what he thinks anyways.

Yes, Ben IS gorgeous, but I was more referring to his scrumptious personality, rather than his head.

*grin*

*scampers out*

Currently on the right side up of the world.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Do I know you? wink

Ben; for this years LJC, I shall be letting(?) people stay at my dads house,. so we now need not travel through murder mile to your house. Thank you. I must also remember to make ham and cheese toasties, with only one other person helping me. They must then let people stay at thir house for next years LJC. And so it shall continue. smile

I hope you arrrrrgh well buddy smile hug2
Miss you.
DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom

Posted:
We could have edited that nipple line out with a few carefully removed and replaced stitches, although you looked quite the catch with man breasts you know wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove

TyrGOLD Member
Simplicity Convoluter & Cabbage Friend
126 posts
Location: In the shadow of the wolf (somewhere over melbourn...

Posted:
Hey Ben – ubbrollsmile

Thank you so much for the Contact staff inspiration (my left ear is bruised and not liking you much but the rest of me is very appreciative *grin*) – One thing in particular you showed me has fabulous new possibilities with crosses, much new stuff evolving YAY! – I shall have to show you when next we meet wink

Are you going to be at Woodford?

“What are you creatures of Fantastica? Dreams, poetic inventions, characters in a neverending story.”
Gmork
‘The Neverending Story’

ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
johnny i really miss hanging out with all u uk lovely and going on random trecks around the place, ill be back again one day hopefully not to far away possibly for a quick trip after i graduate next year hug2

dunc next time ill splash out and get myself pimped up ah i miss our adventures, one day ill get round to editing it all into a video .... one day

david mate the crosses keep calling to me but i havnt had a chance to get any made up yet. ill be at both earthcores, rainbow serpant and uberoz definately, im not sure about woodford yet it depends a little i think there was talk of going to tribadellic for new years

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
*wanders in, gives Ben's arse a firm groping, and then wanders out*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland

Posted:
Come to EJC!!!! You know you want to! biggrin

I just noticed, you have a lot of pictures of yourself in your gallery....*checks own gallery*.... yea you do! smile

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
isn't EJC some kind of tropical disease? i had mine removed with dry ice....

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia

Posted:
man it sounds like everyone has so much fun when they meet. dam it why are there no other hoppers in nelson! i cant wait to go to Uberoz and Melbourn smile

-o yeah Ben i think im going to both biggrin

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
im very tempted to come to ejc it would be so lovely to see everyone again, depends largely on whether i get grants or not to start a business next year. ah the delemmas of choice smile

amanda uberoz is gonna rock smile

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Written by: bender


isn't EJC some kind of tropical disease? i had mine removed with dry ice....



Ooh lucky move. I hear they can be a bugger if you don't catch them early enough.

Meh

Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia

Posted:
yay! im all signed up! now all i have to do it hope that they can find a place for me to stay... else im a bit screwed...

this is gunna be awsum! biggrin

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia

Posted:
o yeah and whats a Omni? i put that down for food, cos im neither of the other... but i dont actuly no what it is....

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
Omnivore means you'll eat food obtained from plants and animals.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
Omnivore means you eat omnis. Omnis are people who meditate chanting 'ohmmmm'. They also dance spinning around in circles rapidly. They do that because ohms, units of electrical resistance, are somewhat symbolic of the resistance in dynamos, which are things they used to fit on bikes to slow them down. This of course wasn't really necessary because people often found that with so many chanting omnis around, you never really reached speeds on bicycles fast enough so that you wouldn't automatically come to a stop in less than a metre. Which created lots of resentment towards omnis. Which is why people started eating them in the first place.

Ben wishes he had time to be this bored. ubblol
Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Posted:
he is this bored.. just spending his time wishing he had peppermint dark chocolate.. mmmm... rather than buying some wink
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