Forums > Introductions > Me..well it is about me..Hmmm maybe "hello" would be better
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Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
well bristolpoi has said we can go fight in her backgarden. or did she offer to hold me down while you kicked?
i can't remember... It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
I didn't know she had offered. YAY BristolPoi!
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Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
well i'm still not entirely au fait with the whole idea. can't we reach some sortofa comprimise?
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
ok .....how about I just strip you naked cover you in honey and stake you out in BristolPoi's garden next to an ant nest?
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Location: London/ Surrey
Nah... it's winter, the ants aren't about... Honey, then roll him in birdseed, I reckon
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The pessimist fears this is true.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Ooooooo Now thats truely evil! I like it!!!! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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that'd be better than getting my teth kicked in?
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Well.....um...... maybe not..... but you do have to admit its slightly less violent!
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Damn that'd one helluva lot of honey to cover all of Dubb with.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Really? Why is that? Is it because as fast as we can spread it on him you'll be licking it off
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Location: london
ahhhh now im all jelious
hehehehehehebut honey does get messy think il stice to choc spread
:) Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Both can be good.
So the debate ... Honey covered Brodie or Chocolate spread covered Brodie
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Gidg
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
No debate, it's apparently honey covered Duballstar, chocolate Brodie...
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*giggle* sounds like we get the best of both tastest then.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: London/ Surrey
honestly Gidg, can't take you anywhere! The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
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2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
i'm still here you know.
but yes, i'd prefer you to cover me in honey and lick it off than kick my teeth in cos then i could smile like this while you were doing it... 
and brodieman, because honey's stickier that means more licking!
mmm...
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
What did I say?
I don't understand. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: astateofinhibition
Sounds like you lot could make a rather wild update of Willi Wonker & the chocolate factory.
Isee a skinny dippin scene in the river of chocolate.
Just keep that fat little German kid away from me.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
You should go and check out Valura's intro then. There's a chocolate river full of hippes in there.
Meh
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Location: Wales
Hmmmmmmm how did my planned torture of Dubs to make him come to falmouth turn into a kinky lick fest? Ahhhhh I see how it happened.... it was all Duncs fault! If in doubt blame Dunc! Oh or it might have been Brodie's fault....... he is the officially kinky one 'round here! oh or Gidg.... she always lowers the tone
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Excuse me Gimpylongstockings, but why arent you signed in to MSN?
Kissy kissy.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Gimpylongstockings???? Cheeky lil whippersnapper! That does it. I was going to make you an emergancy relief food package...... but I won't now!! *hrumps off in a sulk*
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Lowers the tone? *giggle* I have nothing to do with it. It's not my fault that you haven't been around to control these yahoos. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Can you control them? I didn't think that was possible!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Reviewing past history I think you are right, you CAN'T controll them. Or us for that matter.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
I have 4 days off work! I have 4 days off work! YAY! WoooooooHooooooooo!
*Boogies and wiggles with excitement*
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
I'm off work today too
Yey for days off Let's relight this forum
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
I think we should start an '
I'm off work and your not ' thread! How mean would that be? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
I like your new avatar skully, wheres it from?
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