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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
you HUSSY! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Me?!!!
A Hussy?!!! Never! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I'm going to get you a name badge with "biggest hussy in town" written on it!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I wonder if I would be arrested for false advertising. I'm innocent, the preverbial girl next door, the angel of the community.Patrick, shut up, sit down and don't say a word. *glare*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ooooooooooooo Gagging Patrick! More evidence of the Hussy!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: polythene
People used to think I was a guy... without fail. The foolish bouncing avatar fixed that
You mean you're not a boy? All this time we've been chatting and you never let on....not even on the telephone
Meh
1,024 posts
Location: london
wow, i dissapear for 10 mins and it ets all dirty again!!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I expect this kind of treatment from Patrick but from you Skully?
Gidg looks as Skully to see if she's buying the big tears act. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Gidg is hitting on me Brodie..... she wants to play with whipped cream!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
does Brodie like playing with whipped cream? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
1,024 posts
Location: london
mabie ........................
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
that sounds like a yes to me.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ooooooo see your hussy ways are now turning Brodieman from the path of rightousness and onto the path of whipped cream!!!
Gidg Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
When had Brodie ever been on the path of rightousness? Are we talking about the same Brodie? And there is absolutely nothing wrong with the path of whipped cream. It's light and fluffy and comes in some flavors that are actually decent (chocolate) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Cantus The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
1,024 posts
Location: london
sorry im gonna give up my old ways and become a monk!!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Monk? is that short for Monkey? I think we have enough Monkeys around here already!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
This I've gotta see. Brodie the Monk.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Can I shave the bald patch at the back of his head?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
...or is the monk costume just his new Torture Garden outfit?
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
1,024 posts
Location: london
nope i got a real straight jacket for the next time
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
who knows what he will actually do with the rope tied around his waist.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
1,024 posts
Location: london
ropes are for girls this straight jacket will have straps !!!
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
business as usual in here then....
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I'm not sure what you're implying Dub.....
Nice to see you
How are the nasty ol' mumps? Do I have to come and kick their teeth in? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Anyone would think you were keen on kicking teeth in!?
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Who me??? I'm the most non-violent person you could ever wish to meet.......... but some people just really need their teeth kicking! Don't you think?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I know a few that do. Not only would it improve their looks it just might give them an attitude change.
Note: The previous comment was not intended for any person or persons visiting or posting on HoP but for those selected elected officials and a few co-works.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
There are definately people that need it! Like those that I've just been hearing about on the phone!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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