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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Morning! 
Where abouts in south wales are you?
*calls Rossco - someone near you Ross!*
(he's in Cardiff)
You sound like a nice girl, your first impressions pass the test...WOOHOO!!
not that there is a test but if there was you'd have passed. 
I play a little guitar too and have surfed a few times and have a VW camper for touring AND have neices I embarrase the hell out of but unfortunately my name is not Bob
Morning!
Where abouts in south wales are you?
*calls Rossco - someone near you Ross!*
(he's in Cardiff)
You sound like a nice girl, your first impressions pass the test...WOOHOO!!
not that there is a test but if there was you'd have passed. I play a little guitar too and have surfed a few times and have a VW camper for touring AND have neices I embarrase the hell out of but unfortunately my name is not Bob
Let's relight this forum 
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Well Damn, you were so near perfect I could almost feel the fire! pffft can't you change...... or is that too much to ask after only speaking to a person once?
What are your views on cheese?
Well Damn, you were so near perfect I could almost feel the fire! pffft can't you change...... or is that too much to ask after only speaking to a person once?
What are your views on cheese?
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Welcome to HoP!
Cheers!
Welcome to HoP!
Cheers!
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A perth girl gone walkabout...
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Location: Back home in Perth WA, Australia
A perth girl gone walkabout...
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Location: Back home in Perth WA, Australia
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Hello! Welcome to HOP!
Hello! Welcome to HOP!
I smile because i have no idea whats going on!! 
feminine tiddly pom
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Location: cambs england
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Location: cambs england
Posted:
halo-word around campfire is there flapjacks, tho i keep offering them to newbie's so you've probably already heard-help yourself
make yourself comfy, get your old slippers on-o i have a spare pair of espadrills if you want them too
anyhoo, enough of the freebies-have fu-hun!
halo-word around campfire is there flapjacks, tho i keep offering them to newbie's so you've probably already heard-help yourself
make yourself comfy, get your old slippers on-o i have a spare pair of espadrills if you want them too
anyhoo, enough of the freebies-have fu-hun!
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Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
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Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Posted:
Hello and welcome to the fantabulous Home of Poi.
Yay for more spinners in South Wales!
i live in Cardiff and i'm a poier, i dont have any nephews or neices to embarress but i do have younger brothers and sisters who i love to embarress, does that count?
Hello and welcome to the fantabulous Home of Poi.
Yay for more spinners in South Wales!
i live in Cardiff and i'm a poier, i dont have any nephews or neices to embarress but i do have younger brothers and sisters who i love to embarress, does that count?
O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:
'ello! 
'ello!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Posted:
Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick ... boing ... boing ... boing ...
I totally agree with you about the duties of an auntie. My oldest niece, in her 20's, asked me when I was going to stop. And I quote myself, "Now why would I do that? It gives me such enjoyment Oh and remember, the older YOU get the worse I get. " She laughed and just shook her head at me. I can't wait until she turns 30. 
Welcome to HoP Skulduggery
Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick ... boing ... boing ... boing ...
I totally agree with you about the duties of an auntie. My oldest niece, in her 20's, asked me when I was going to stop. And I quote myself, "Now why would I do that? It gives me such enjoyment
Oh and remember, the older YOU get the worse I get. " She laughed and just shook her head at me. I can't wait until she turns 30. Welcome to HoP Skulduggery
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Hello and welcome to HoP!
Hello and welcome to HoP!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
I don't think I really suit Bob very much, whaddya thunk guys? Do I look like a Bob??
And on the subject of cheese...I lurve it! I reacently discovered the virtues of Halumi (sp?) cheese, it's the best thing since....since....cheese!! Especially when it's lightly fried in some herbs and olive oil....mmmmm...*licks lips*
I also like most other cheeses except those blue moldy ones. I'm sure they taste nice but I can't bring myself to eat them, it'd be like licking the mold of jam! eugh *barf*
And what are your views on cheese?
Written by: Skulduggery
Well Damn, you were so near perfect I could almost feel the fire! pffft can't you change...... or is that too much to ask after only speaking to a person once?
What are your views on cheese?
I don't think I really suit Bob very much, whaddya thunk guys? Do I look like a Bob??
And on the subject of cheese...I lurve it! I reacently discovered the virtues of Halumi (sp?) cheese, it's the best thing since....since....cheese!! Especially when it's lightly fried in some herbs and olive oil....mmmmm...*licks lips*
I also like most other cheeses except those blue moldy ones. I'm sure they taste nice but I can't bring myself to eat them, it'd be like licking the mold of jam! eugh *barf*
And what are your views on cheese?
Let's relight this forum
Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
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Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
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Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Posted:
i'd say you look like more of a nob than a bob mate! 
Written by: Custom BugWritten by: Skulduggery
Well Damn, you were so near perfect I could almost feel the fire! pffft can't you change...... or is that too much to ask after only speaking to a person once?
What are your views on cheese?
I don't think I really suit Bob very much, whaddya thunk guys? Do I look like a Bob??
i'd say you look like more of a nob than a bob mate!
O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
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Posted:
oooh cheeky young rapskalian!! Weekend in the shed for you my boy!
oooh cheeky young rapskalian!! Weekend in the shed for you my boy!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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I don't think I really suit Bob very much, whaddya thunk guys? Do I look like a Bob??
i'd say you look like more of a nob than a bob mate!
Ooooooooooooo Meow! hehehehehe........
As for cheese.... I'll eat it.....in all shapes and forms......even the green/blue rank smelly stuff...... I just don't trust it. Never trust cheese.
I don't think I really suit Bob very much, whaddya thunk guys? Do I look like a Bob??
i'd say you look like more of a nob than a bob mate!
Ooooooooooooo Meow! hehehehehe........
As for cheese.... I'll eat it.....in all shapes and forms......even the green/blue rank smelly stuff...... I just don't trust it. Never trust cheese.
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You'll find plenty of 'cheese' on HoP!
You'll find plenty of 'cheese' on HoP!
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playing the days away
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No never trust cheese, especially behind the wheel of a truck. They're maniacs when they drive, to small to work to pedals properly you see
No never trust cheese, especially behind the wheel of a truck. They're maniacs when they drive, to small to work to pedals properly you see
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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I think when they drive trucks they do it in teams. One stears, one changes gear...etc
Its the Edam you have to worry about. Edam is mad at the world because it tastes so much like rubbery trainer insoles. Don't upset it or it will put your name on the list and track you down......... Hunt you till the ends of time............ not only you but any offspring you produce and ..................... its evil dynasty will trace your family tree wiping out everyone they find connected to it...................
NURSE! OH NURSIE!...... I think it could be time for my meds now.
I think when they drive trucks they do it in teams. One stears, one changes gear...etc
Its the Edam you have to worry about. Edam is mad at the world because it tastes so much like rubbery trainer insoles. Don't upset it or it will put your name on the list and track you down......... Hunt you till the ends of time............ not only you but any offspring you produce and ..................... its evil dynasty will trace your family tree wiping out everyone they find connected to it...................
NURSE! OH NURSIE!...... I think it could be time for my meds now.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
hey skully...
just popped in to say i like your doodle. it's very cool.
i surf by the way and sometimes pop down st.davids way for a bit of a paddle. did you know the abber uni surf club uses a skull and crossbones as their logo? as for the rest of it, there's nothing wrong with cheese in my books but there is definately something up with the squirrels. i used to work at a paintball site and we decided that there mutant quirrels living in the woods deformd by the toxic biodegradeable paint. it's true. we saw them all the time....
hey skully...
just popped in to say i like your doodle. it's very cool.
i surf by the way and sometimes pop down st.davids way for a bit of a paddle. did you know the abber uni surf club uses a skull and crossbones as their logo? as for the rest of it, there's nothing wrong with cheese in my books but there is definately something up with the squirrels. i used to work at a paintball site and we decided that there mutant quirrels living in the woods deformd by the toxic biodegradeable paint. it's true. we saw them all the time.... It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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*looks around and pinches wiggling butt*
Was I hiding? If I was, sitting at my desk has got to rate as the all time worst hiding place! I know my desk lacks that certain sort of thing some people call....umm.....whats the word again.....umm..hmmm.... Oh Yes! "Tidy" quality but its not bad enough to hide a full grown woman .......yet..... I'm working on it. The other day I did find a note I'd written to myself last year reminding me to get my sister a birthday present. It was hiding under a sketch book. Thankfully I remembered without it. I swear this house has pixies.
*looks around and pinches wiggling butt*
Was I hiding? If I was, sitting at my desk has got to rate as the all time worst hiding place!
I know my desk lacks that certain sort of thing some people call....umm.....whats the word again.....umm..hmmm.... Oh Yes! "Tidy" quality but its not bad enough to hide a full grown woman .......yet..... I'm working on it. The other day I did find a note I'd written to myself last year reminding me to get my sister a birthday present. It was hiding under a sketch book. Thankfully I remembered without it. I swear this house has pixies. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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OW! That hurt! But I like it
OW! That hurt! But I like it
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Posted:
Hussy!
Hussy!
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I don't know what you're talking about
I don't know what you're talking about
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Posted:
*offers Custom Bug some fire retardant tinsel for his wire coat hanger halo*
*offers Custom Bug some fire retardant tinsel for his wire coat hanger halo*
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Posted:
oooh tinsel.... thankies!! I like tinsel, it's the only xmas decoration that works outside xmas, well maybe perhaps bunting too but that doesn't work at christmas. I think I'll shut up.
Is it the throw sort or the long fluffy sort?
oooh tinsel.... thankies!!
I like tinsel, it's the only xmas decoration that works outside xmas, well maybe perhaps bunting too but that doesn't work at christmas. I think I'll shut up.Is it the throw sort or the long fluffy sort?
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Location: Wales
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*thinks maybe Custom Bug is enjoying the tinsel a little bit too much but chooses to say nothing, for fear of offending one as angelic as he appears to think he is*
Its the fluffy kind in silver and purple, Bug.
OOOooo Duballstar thanks... I meant to say it earlier but forgot....you can beat me later for being an ungrateful cow.......No not you bug boy..put that stick down!
*thinks maybe Custom Bug is enjoying the tinsel a little bit too much but chooses to say nothing, for fear of offending one as angelic as he appears to think he is*
Its the fluffy kind in silver and purple, Bug.
OOOooo Duballstar thanks... I meant to say it earlier but forgot....you can beat me later for being an ungrateful cow.......No not you bug boy..put that stick down!
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Posted:
well i'm not gonna call you an ingrateful cow cos i'm sure you're lovely, but i may just beat you anyway cos i haven't had a chance to use the spanking gremlin for ages....
well i'm not gonna call you an ingrateful cow cos i'm sure you're lovely, but i may just beat you anyway cos i haven't had a chance to use the spanking gremlin for ages....
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Ouch! That smarted!
Ouch! That smarted! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
looked like you were enjoying it in the greamlin...
looked like you were enjoying it in the greamlin...
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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I was doing a google image search for something....as you do, and I came across a picture that made me visit this site. The picture was "Another day in paradise". It really clicked with me and I thought I'd share it with you all.
I also enjoyed the works by Volker Kühn on the same site.
I hope you like them!
I was doing a google image search for something....as you do, and I came across a picture that made me visit this site. The picture was "Another day in paradise". It really clicked with me and I thought I'd share it with you all.
I also enjoyed the works by Volker Kühn on the same site.
I hope you like them!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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How are things in the Land of Rain?
How are things in the Land of Rain?
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