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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hello

wavehello



hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.



I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.



Hobbies:- include juggling, balls juggleand clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)



Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely ubbangel To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).



Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I finally got my Jeff Buckley Mystery White Boy Live album back today off a friend. I forgot how amazing it is. Why do the good always seem to die young? *sigh*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
*hands miss duggery some cotton wool*

Meh


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
just a random hug for you being soo sweet smile

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
YAY! Random Hugs are Fantabulous! Thank you Brodie hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
oooh look! i have chocolate! anyone want some??? tongue

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
OoooooooooooooooooOOoooOooooOooooooooooo! Like you need to ask!!!! YES PLEASE!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


babajagaBRONZE Member
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany


Posted:
somebody said chocolate???
mmmmmm chocolate ubblove

What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.


dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
a chocolate greetings wave

this year i was hitchiking to paris and a man who took me there had a YELLOW VW bus (we call it "a cucumber" in poland;))!!!
inside it was painted in rasta-colours (green-yellow-red) and had a plastic flowers behind the windscreen peace all the time he was listening to french reggae and dub, and it was my best journey this holiday

...un4tunately his name was Torsten...but maybe he had a second name? ubbrollsmile
i forgot 2 ask him

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
mmmmm chocolate

sits with babajaga hug hug hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Someone say chocolate? hug hug hug hug

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
how about forgetting the lime jelly in a paddleing and go for melted choc (now nuke warm..... in a paddleing pool (old choc now washed off its done wonders for my skin)

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
OooooooooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOoooo... you surely know how to tempt a girl! Bring it on!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
wait we can find stuff to put in the choc like strawberrys and even bigger lumps of choc, .............
and coz you all expecting me to say something pervy- and wrestle in our underware (also made of weaved strawberry laces) ubbloco ubbangel hehehehe

dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
brodie: u have such impressive imagination!!!

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
sits down in a deck chair with a beer to watch

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Psycho_lemming


oooh look! i have chocolate! anyone want some??? tongue




Is it milo?

Mmmm best chocalate in the world....

Meh


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Yummy Brodie! Oh and I saw your pic of you looking all cute and cuddly in the gallery. You don't look kinky at all!

If you don't see me around for a few days people its because my hard drive had died. When I start up the comp it keeps flashing me a WARNING.... back up your hard drive because a chipaway virus has been found. It might be a lie though my other virus scan thingie denys all knowledge of it...... I'm confused...... but I'm sure I'll sort it out one way or another...... hey and maybe if it does wipe everything out I can start a fresh....... my hard drive is littered with tons of junk!..... reformating is a foreign concept to me....hence It will take me time to find someone to do it. for me!

hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
we will just have to do stuff in your thread so when yu come back you wont feel neglected.. biggrin

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Well after much scanning by various virus software and online virus scan sites (including the site of the softwear thats claiming my hard drive will selfdistructed anytime NOW!) no viruses were found...... so I guess it was lying to me. I'll have to uninstall it and get a new one. I think its so old they don't even support it with virus updates anymore.

Now I've said that my hard drive is bound to spontaniously combust ubblol

hug Gnor hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
evil anti virus thingey

Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
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Non-Https Image Link


least its not got one of these!

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
abuse nuthin! those voles liked it!

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hmmmm I may have spoken too fast. My comp keeps flashing warnings and blue screen errors and stuff. It Does appear to be dying......... if it does die on me it could be sometime before I come back on. So don't worry. I'm not dead. I'm just kicking my comp around the garden swearing at it.

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AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
hug hug hug hug

GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Skully......Oh Skully where are you?

Gidg looks starts to look under the furniture, closet and frig.

Ooooooohhh Sssskkkuuuuuuuuuulllllyyyyyyyy!!!! Where are youuuuuuuu?!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Maybe her comp is still acting up? frown

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hello! I'm here. Yes my comp is still doing all the 'I'm going to kick the bucket' actions. It takes me an age just to get it to boot up! I've decided to just keep it running as long as possible and then replace the hard drive....... when I have the cash.

Today has been a bit like one of those Salvador Dali paintings. Odd and drippy and not quite what you were expecting it to be. I went to work on a bus that sounded like any moment the engine might explode which was a little unsettling. I got off the bus before it did go bang which was good and walked down the road to work. I saw my line manager walking the other way. I had to check my watch to make sure I hadn't slipped through a time warp. He was on the other side of the road so I shouted to him but he didn't hear me or was ignoring me. Anyway I continued onto work and found that I was in the right time frame and that all was not lost. My line manager had been off to the Doctors to get his flu jab. Why he went to work first and then back to his doctors I never did find out, but anyway that solved that one.

Then the woman that works with me decided to be utterly huffy with me because I was getting to go home at 2 pm and she had to stay until 4.30pm. Every word I spoke to her today was greeted with some snapping reply that involved going on about how people off sick shouldn't be paid and if they weren't paid they would pretty damn quickly get their asses back to clock in. I only asked if she wanted a cup of tea! This is a direct jibe at me and the fact I've been to ill to work for 4 months and have only been back at work on a part time basis for a month. This is all very odd as she and I usually get on fine and in the time I was off sick she herself had 6 weeks off because of a bad back. She had seen me half way through the time I had off sick when I was unable to walk so she knows I wasn't faking it. Very odd!

On the way home the bus driver decided to take a magical mystery tour around a housing estate. When asked where he was going he said 'to drop some milk off to my granny.' Which he actually did do. He stopped a bus full of people outside a bungalow, took his granny a bag of shopping and came back with a tin of biscuits which he offered around the bus.

When I got off a bus a car went past me and honked its horn and 2 men waved at me as if they knew me. I couldn't place them at all so I just smiled. Either they had mixed me up with someone else or my brain along with my memory really is turning to jelly and dribbling out of my ear!

Ah well......... ubbloco

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
hm. and i thought my evening of visiting weirdos and giving them pizza was interesting.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Bet those fellows were just waving and honking at a pretty miss! wink

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I doubt that. I was in my work uniform and looking pretty rough!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


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