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Hey, I'm Mags, I live in Cornwall and Fire is my favourite element.
Hey, I'm Mags, I live in Cornwall and Fire is my favourite element.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Hey Mags, thought I'd say 'hello' now that I've signed up - we met briefly at Poi in the Park. *wavicles and wanders off*
Hey Mags, thought I'd say 'hello' now that I've signed up - we met briefly at Poi in the Park. *wavicles and wanders off*
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Yo Mags.......you want cheap ass fancy dress? Buy some brown face paint, paint your face and hands, wear normal (or preferably a little style retarded) clothes and go as Tiger Woods. Then you'd look like a white guy trying to be a black guy, just like Toger Woods!! I did that for New Years in Newquay a few years ago, worked a treat
Yo Mags.......you want cheap ass fancy dress? Buy some brown face paint, paint your face and hands, wear normal (or preferably a little style retarded) clothes and go as Tiger Woods. Then you'd look like a white guy trying to be a black guy, just like Toger Woods!! I did that for New Years in Newquay a few years ago, worked a treat
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Posted:
You could do that and go as a tree if you dye your hair green.
You could do that and go as a tree if you dye your hair green.
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Hey Denny, how you doing? *waves back*
Ooh, Luner has shiny poi! How cool is that?
Monday 4th October [continued]
Ok, so Photography was cool. Our lecturer is one of those guys who goes off at crazy tangents while he's speaking, making for an interesting and very amusing lecture. I think I'll do ok in that class. Finished that and wandered back to mine for a coffee with Lucy and me housemates. Drank coffee, headed to Lucy and Sarahs and watched the Weakest Link. Proved yet again that my general knowledge is too good for Annie Robinson. Bring back 15 to 1, I want a chance to prove myself!
I spoke to Mojo on the phone briefly. She was acting really strange. Yesterday (sunday) when I left her, everything was really nice, and last night I spoke to her briefly and everything seemed fine. This time, she was really snappy, and accused me of only ringing to check up on her. I tried to explain that I'd only rung to see how her day was and to tell her I love her, but she was really short with me, so I told her I'd call her another time and rang off. Annoyingly, this 30-second event really brought me down, and plagued my thoughts for the remainder of the day.
Brad came over (to Lucy/Sarah's house) and we whizzed round Tescos quickly then went back to mine for some dinner (pasta) and Family Guy. Housemate Esther has decided to move out, and so she is frantically trying to get someone else to move into her room so that she has no obligations to the letting agents that manage the property. Some guy came round last night to look at the room, but I don't think he was particularly impressed. Probably didn't help that Nick turned his stereo up just as the guy was looking around. Heh.
I managed to locate some green for Nick from someone I know, and the three of us (Me, Nick, Brad) went for a bit of a mission to pick it up. None for me, as I have no money. Still. Hmm. I'm getting £20 and a free lunch tomorrow for taking part in a focus group though, so that'll help a bit. I did ring the college bar about a job as well, so hopefully an application form will arrive at some point. On the way back from the green mission we stopped into Jake's (the pub) for a swift drink before returning home. Had a bit of a smoke with Nick and Brad and watched The Big Bounce. Good movie, very funny (some great one liners), but at 88 minutes just waaaaaaay too short. It felt as if the whole affair was suddenly wrapped up very quickly. Shame. Could have gone on for a good half an hour more.
Nick has a new computer, filled with audio-visual goodies and he stuck some Ultimate Fighting videos on. I'd never seen this "sport" before, and to be perfectly honest found myself really getting into watching retarded meatheads pounding sh*t out of each other. Wierd. Went to bed about 3ish and read for an hour. Thought about staying up til 5 and ringing Mojo when she finishes work to see if she was in a better mood, but decided against it. I'm gonna try not to ring her today, even though I get really down if I don't hear her voice. Let her ring me, if she loves me as she says she does.
Tuesday 5th October
Today is Rheanna's 3rd birthday. I better ring her later and sing her the song. Got woken up at half ten by Esther coming in to tell me that another prospective housemate was coming round. I quickly downed a cup of tea and sat in the lounge tinkering with my guitar. Some dready girl came over. She seemed ok, but I'm not sure how interested she was. Ah well. Not really my problem, as long as we don't get some crazy psycho moving in. Well, more crazy and psychotic than Nick anyway.
So there you have it. Had a shower, came into college to update and check mailings and what have you. It's our regular Tuesday night burn tonight so we shall all be jumping about like idiots on the beach. I think there's a gig at the beach café again tonight, so that should be fun. Anyone who remembers the beginning of this thread may remember me mentioning a particularly cute girl who works there. I bumped into her yesterday in college and she asked me if I'd be there tonight. *raises eyebrow*
Could be a good evening.
Happy days all, I'm off to prostitute myself to old ladies for food.
Hey Denny, how you doing? *waves back*
Ooh, Luner has shiny poi! How cool is that?
Monday 4th October [continued]
Ok, so Photography was cool. Our lecturer is one of those guys who goes off at crazy tangents while he's speaking, making for an interesting and very amusing lecture. I think I'll do ok in that class. Finished that and wandered back to mine for a coffee with Lucy and me housemates. Drank coffee, headed to Lucy and Sarahs and watched the Weakest Link. Proved yet again that my general knowledge is too good for Annie Robinson. Bring back 15 to 1, I want a chance to prove myself!
I spoke to Mojo on the phone briefly. She was acting really strange. Yesterday (sunday) when I left her, everything was really nice, and last night I spoke to her briefly and everything seemed fine. This time, she was really snappy, and accused me of only ringing to check up on her. I tried to explain that I'd only rung to see how her day was and to tell her I love her, but she was really short with me, so I told her I'd call her another time and rang off. Annoyingly, this 30-second event really brought me down, and plagued my thoughts for the remainder of the day.
Brad came over (to Lucy/Sarah's house) and we whizzed round Tescos quickly then went back to mine for some dinner (pasta) and Family Guy. Housemate Esther has decided to move out, and so she is frantically trying to get someone else to move into her room so that she has no obligations to the letting agents that manage the property. Some guy came round last night to look at the room, but I don't think he was particularly impressed. Probably didn't help that Nick turned his stereo up just as the guy was looking around. Heh.
I managed to locate some green for Nick from someone I know, and the three of us (Me, Nick, Brad) went for a bit of a mission to pick it up. None for me, as I have no money. Still. Hmm. I'm getting £20 and a free lunch tomorrow for taking part in a focus group though, so that'll help a bit. I did ring the college bar about a job as well, so hopefully an application form will arrive at some point. On the way back from the green mission we stopped into Jake's (the pub) for a swift drink before returning home. Had a bit of a smoke with Nick and Brad and watched The Big Bounce. Good movie, very funny (some great one liners), but at 88 minutes just waaaaaaay too short. It felt as if the whole affair was suddenly wrapped up very quickly. Shame. Could have gone on for a good half an hour more.
Nick has a new computer, filled with audio-visual goodies and he stuck some Ultimate Fighting videos on. I'd never seen this "sport" before, and to be perfectly honest found myself really getting into watching retarded meatheads pounding sh*t out of each other. Wierd. Went to bed about 3ish and read for an hour. Thought about staying up til 5 and ringing Mojo when she finishes work to see if she was in a better mood, but decided against it. I'm gonna try not to ring her today, even though I get really down if I don't hear her voice. Let her ring me, if she loves me as she says she does.
Tuesday 5th October
Today is Rheanna's 3rd birthday. I better ring her later and sing her the song.
Got woken up at half ten by Esther coming in to tell me that another prospective housemate was coming round. I quickly downed a cup of tea and sat in the lounge tinkering with my guitar. Some dready girl came over. She seemed ok, but I'm not sure how interested she was. Ah well. Not really my problem, as long as we don't get some crazy psycho moving in. Well, more crazy and psychotic than Nick anyway.So there you have it. Had a shower, came into college to update and check mailings and what have you. It's our regular Tuesday night burn tonight so we shall all be jumping about like idiots on the beach. I think there's a gig at the beach café again tonight, so that should be fun. Anyone who remembers the beginning of this thread may remember me mentioning a particularly cute girl who works there. I bumped into her yesterday in college and she asked me if I'd be there tonight. *raises eyebrow*
Could be a good evening.Happy days all, I'm off to prostitute myself to old ladies for food.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Posted:
Now after having actually read your entry, the party is over.
Iwas going to say something else but...that was it..
How is the non smoking going?
You do know that cannabis is not addcictive right? Its been 22 days for me now. I had no problem in not smoking... its the not smoking tobacco that is pissing me off...not that I have actually tried to quit yet....
Now after having actually read your entry, the party is over.
Iwas going to say something else but...that was it..
How is the non smoking going?
You do know that cannabis is not addcictive right? Its been 22 days for me now.
I had no problem in not smoking... its the not smoking tobacco that is pissing me off...not that I have actually tried to quit yet.... GOLD Member
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Posted:
The nonsmoking failed horribly Jon, but at least I can't actually afford to smoke, so you could say I've cut down quite a lot.
I actually disagree about the addictive qualities of weed. I've read a lot of the medical evidence, and the majority of it says that it is not provable that cannabis is addictive. It is however incredibly habit forming, nicotine addiction notwithstanding. If it was just the nicotine, then I would have no problem cutting out the green and only smoking fags. However, fags just don't cut it, I'm craving the weed. So go figure.
22 days is hella good though mate, keep it up.
The nonsmoking failed horribly Jon, but at least I can't actually afford to smoke, so you could say I've cut down quite a lot.
I actually disagree about the addictive qualities of weed. I've read a lot of the medical evidence, and the majority of it says that it is not provable that cannabis is addictive. It is however incredibly habit forming, nicotine addiction notwithstanding. If it was just the nicotine, then I would have no problem cutting out the green and only smoking fags. However, fags just don't cut it, I'm craving the weed. So go figure.
22 days is hella good though mate, keep it up.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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I think it's more the difference between psychological dependance and physical dependance. It's addictive as gambling and chocolate is....to the right person
Have a nice burn tonight magsy-me-old-san
I think it's more the difference between psychological dependance and physical dependance. It's addictive as gambling and chocolate is....to the right person
Have a nice burn tonight magsy-me-old-san
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yeah thay are sooo totally cool!
isnt job hunting bad... i really hate job hunting... do you hate job hunting??!!??!!
happy birthday to Rhe, happy birthday to Rhe, HAppY birthday, happy birthday, HAppY BbbiirrthDAyy to Rhee!!
yay smileing is so good for you sweetie.. be happy!
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yeah thay are sooo totally cool!
isnt job hunting bad... i really hate job hunting... do you hate job hunting??!!??!!
happy birthday to Rhe, happy birthday to Rhe, HAppY birthday, happy birthday, HAppY BbbiirrthDAyy to Rhee!!
yay smileing is so good for you sweetie.. be happy!
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Posted:
The bastards at Safeways turned me down due to
"the extraordinarily high level of applicants this time"
or:
"You are too clever to work here. We are all retards."
Well, thats what I like to think...
So i now have to look elsewhere
The bastards at Safeways turned me down due to
"the extraordinarily high level of applicants this time"
or:
"You are too clever to work here. We are all retards."
Well, thats what I like to think...
So i now have to look elsewhere
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*chuckles at drunken Luner*
Pisshead.
Tuesday 5th October [continued]
Last night was super cool. I went and picked up a bunch of really nice Kasmiri hash from a guy I know, and sold a bunch to some friends of mine. Then I got some fuel and wandered all over town with it, spreading the word that we'd be on the beach that evening. Got the the beach with Brad about 8ish and started burning. The beach café was pretty busy, loads of people milling around and after a few burns the manager came out and gave us some bottles of water. He also said we should pop in if we wanted drinks. What a nice guy. Still, I suppose his customers get a free fire show every week, so maybe he ought to be nice. Fairly soon we spotted someone spinning a glow staff, so i wandered off down the beach to investigate and met a very nice guy called Angus, who'd strapped glowsticks to the ends of a wooden staff and was spinning that. He came over to join us and we all had a good burn. Then the following people turned up: Bump, Sarah, Hava, two of Hava's work mates, Stampy, Karen, Josh, Josh's housemates Lucy, Sally, Jess and Heather, and a few others that (due to my slackness and spinningness) I didn't manage to get names of. Oh no, tell a lie, there was a girl called Claire. But i forget everyone else. If I've missed anyone, I'm sorry, feel free to come back next week and hammer your name into my skull with a lump hammer. Anyway, long and short, bloody good night. As anyone who's spun staff with me will know, I've been trying to get the half-matrix consistently ever since Ben-Ja-men showed us how to do it at Falmouth II, and last night I managed it 5 times in a row. Feels really smooth now. Hooray! Now I just have to figure out the pesky full Matrix. Circus skills society starts again next tuesday, so I'll have lots of time and space to practise.
I did manage to speak to the incredibly gorgeous barmaid very fleetingly, but the café was really busy, so I guess I'll have to catch up with her another time.
Most people buggered off about 11ish and Karen and I went to mine for a cup of tea and a spliff. She went home, I showered, read for a bit, then fell asleep.
Wednesday 6th October.
Woke up at 10am. Swore at the alarm clock, as I was meant to be in at 9am to enrol for this years courses. Got there fairly speedily and managed to do the whole process in about 20 minutes, including queing up. Not bad. There's something to be said for being late. Now I'm killing time in the computer room until 12 when I'm going to a focus group meeting thing. I have to answer some questions, but I get £20 and a free lunch for the priviledge. Cool huh? I still don't have a job, but I'm gonna go talk to Rosie about working in the care home where she works. The thought of wiping old peoples arses fills me with dread, but then again, so does not being able to eat on a regular basis.
It is yet again a really nice day down here. If anyone's reading this somewhere where it's raining: COME TO CORNWALL!
love you all
*chuckles at drunken Luner*
Pisshead. Tuesday 5th October [continued]
Last night was super cool. I went and picked up a bunch of really nice Kasmiri hash from a guy I know, and sold a bunch to some friends of mine. Then I got some fuel and wandered all over town with it, spreading the word that we'd be on the beach that evening. Got the the beach with Brad about 8ish and started burning. The beach café was pretty busy, loads of people milling around and after a few burns the manager came out and gave us some bottles of water. He also said we should pop in if we wanted drinks. What a nice guy. Still, I suppose his customers get a free fire show every week, so maybe he ought to be nice.
Fairly soon we spotted someone spinning a glow staff, so i wandered off down the beach to investigate and met a very nice guy called Angus, who'd strapped glowsticks to the ends of a wooden staff and was spinning that. He came over to join us and we all had a good burn. Then the following people turned up: Bump, Sarah, Hava, two of Hava's work mates, Stampy, Karen, Josh, Josh's housemates Lucy, Sally, Jess and Heather, and a few others that (due to my slackness and spinningness) I didn't manage to get names of. Oh no, tell a lie, there was a girl called Claire. But i forget everyone else. If I've missed anyone, I'm sorry, feel free to come back next week and hammer your name into my skull with a lump hammer. Anyway, long and short, bloody good night. As anyone who's spun staff with me will know, I've been trying to get the half-matrix consistently ever since Ben-Ja-men showed us how to do it at Falmouth II, and last night I managed it 5 times in a row. Feels really smooth now. Hooray! Now I just have to figure out the pesky full Matrix. Circus skills society starts again next tuesday, so I'll have lots of time and space to practise.I did manage to speak to the incredibly gorgeous barmaid very fleetingly, but the café was really busy, so I guess I'll have to catch up with her another time.
Most people buggered off about 11ish and Karen and I went to mine for a cup of tea and a spliff. She went home, I showered, read for a bit, then fell asleep.
Wednesday 6th October.
Woke up at 10am. Swore at the alarm clock, as I was meant to be in at 9am to enrol for this years courses. Got there fairly speedily and managed to do the whole process in about 20 minutes, including queing up. Not bad. There's something to be said for being late.
Now I'm killing time in the computer room until 12 when I'm going to a focus group meeting thing. I have to answer some questions, but I get £20 and a free lunch for the priviledge. Cool huh? I still don't have a job, but I'm gonna go talk to Rosie about working in the care home where she works. The thought of wiping old peoples arses fills me with dread, but then again, so does not being able to eat on a regular basis.It is yet again a really nice day down here. If anyone's reading this somewhere where it's raining: COME TO CORNWALL!
love you all
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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um..
Giraffe?
um..
Giraffe?
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Its not raining here......yet! Come to Wales!!
Its not raining here......yet! Come to Wales!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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It's not raining here either....yet!! Wow, are we sure we're not all in exactly the same place
So what questions do you have to answer Mags?? Is it all Freudian type stuff anout Rosie Marie?
oh and props on the half matrix, but don't forget after the full one you have to learn double matrix! ;o)
It's not raining here either....yet!! Wow, are we sure we're not all in exactly the same place
So what questions do you have to answer Mags?? Is it all Freudian type stuff anout Rosie Marie?
oh and props on the half matrix, but don't forget after the full one you have to learn double matrix! ;o)
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Ok its raining now. Don't come to Wales! I'm Glad that I'm not soluble!
Ok its raining now. Don't come to Wales! I'm Glad that I'm not soluble!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Awesome, I haven't been to rathergood for a while, well not sice they sold their commerical asses for tv commercials at least!!
Awesome, I haven't been to rathergood for a while, well not sice they sold their commerical asses for tv commercials at least!! Let's relight this forum
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Its Damn sunny again now.... get your asses back over to wales again!
Its Damn sunny again now.... get your asses back over to wales again!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Gidg puts her hands on her hips
Skully will you PLEASE make up you mind!
Gidg puts her hands on her hips
Skully will you PLEASE make up you mind!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Wow Skully gets to choose the weather just by changing her mind?! Brilliant!! If you make it sunny everyday I'll deffinately come for a visit!!
Wow Skully gets to choose the weather just by changing her mind?! Brilliant!! If you make it sunny everyday I'll deffinately come for a visit!!
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my favourite is still www.rathergood.com/bananas/
my favourite is still www.rathergood.com/bananas/
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i would say come to milton keynes.. but it always rains here... sept for that time i sun burned my arse
*thinks..that was sore for a while*
iam only as much of a pisshead, as you are the stoner that youd like to be!
i broke my alarm this morning coz i really didnt wanna get up! sucks.. such as life i guess!!
L x
i would say come to milton keynes.. but it always rains here... sept for that time i sun burned my arse
*thinks..that was sore for a while*
iam only as much of a pisshead, as you are the stoner that youd like to be!
i broke my alarm this morning coz i really didnt wanna get up! sucks.. such as life i guess!!
L x
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Best. Animation. Ever.
Best. Animation. Ever.
"Talk hard"
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Pfffffffft! Its not my fault. Blame..... Blame....... *points at Dunc* ......... blame Dunc...... he's a Witch! Its him!!! He did it!
See he's trying to cover up by saying that. He's a witch I tell you WITCH !
He turned me into a newt last week! .......................I got better though.
Mags Sorry about all the witch hunting on your thread............ Blame Gidg! *runs off to hide*
Written by: Gidg
Gidg puts her hands on her hips
Skully will you PLEASE make up you mind!
Pfffffffft! Its not my fault. Blame..... Blame....... *points at Dunc* ......... blame Dunc...... he's a Witch! Its him!!! He did it!
Written by: Dunc
Wow Skully gets to choose the weather just by changing her mind?! Brilliant!! If you make it sunny everyday I'll deffinately come for a visit!!
See he's trying to cover up by saying that. He's a witch I tell you WITCH !
He turned me into a newt last week! .......................I got better though.
Mags Sorry about all the witch hunting on your thread............ Blame Gidg! *runs off to hide* Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Heh, yeah, take part in lots of psych experiments.. Lots of them promise you things if you take part
This year i was promised chocolate to take part in experiments.. I wonder what i should entice my prospective people with....
Luck with the job hunt Mags..
Lynne
Heh, yeah, take part in lots of psych experiments.. Lots of them promise you things if you take part
This year i was promised chocolate to take part in experiments.. I wonder what i should entice my prospective people with....
Luck with the job hunt Mags..
Lynne
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Dorothy Gale
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Good old Blode I think that was the first thing I ever saw on rathergood.
As for top class animation, I think this makes me laugh the most, and I can't stop singing all day once I've seen it!!
It's not true!! I'm not a witch
after they dunked me for 10 minutes and burnt me alive I was fine and convinced them that that made me as normal as they are. They didn't argue, especially after I turned them all into flaming bum holes
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Best. Animation. Ever.
Good old Blode
I think that was the first thing I ever saw on rathergood. As for top class animation, I think this makes me laugh the most, and I can't stop singing all day once I've seen it!!
Written by: cheap lying skully
He's a witch I tell you WITCH
It's not true!! I'm not a witch
after they dunked me for 10 minutes and burnt me alive I was fine and convinced them that that made me as normal as they are. They didn't argue, especially after I turned them all into flaming bum holes Let's relight this forum
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Honestly, I turn around for five minutes and there's a thread invasion! Cheers for all the cool animations though. I'm watching them in my Magazine Production lesson and trying not to snigger.
Wednesday 6th October [cont]
The focus group thing was pretty cool. I ate about 5 plates of sandwiches and carrot cake and chatted with a bunch of people about the new plans for university fees (£3000 a year anyone?) that will come in in 2006. Anyone starting A levels now, I pity you.
I wandered down into town and bought some paraffin, then went over to Lucy's and had a spliff with her. Hung around there with her and Sarah til about 4, then wandered over to Stevie's house to hang out. Played playstation with Jess and Travis for a bit and played a bit of guitar with Rowan. Brad came over about half 6 and we headed back to mine to eat some food (pasta and veg again!) We are in the midst of Freshers Week, and it was Porn Night, so we knew there would be lots of drunken people wandering around the town in various states of undress. So we did the only thing we could feasibly do in the circumstances: We went for a burn in the middle of town.
The cops obviously felt that, with all the semi-naked and drunken students about, there might be a bit of trouble, as there was a meat-wagon there when we arrived. The conversation went like this:
Me: Oi oi, les Rozzers!
Brad: What shall we do?
Me: Feck 'em.
Brad: Yeah, feck 'em.
And we span.
Josh wandered down after about half an hour, and the three of us danced about like loonies. My firetoys staff has now completely screwed itself, one wick has completely unravelled. Josh reckons eh can fix it, and as soon as my student loan arrives I shall be purchasing a true Jedi stick from Mr Mech's Stick Emporium.
One lady asked us to do a kids party on Hallowe'en afternoon (Brad's got that one as he's the best juggler.) Around 20 to 11 we hotfooted it up the Jacob's Ladder (reeeeally long, old and uneven steps) and had a quick pint. Then, once rested, we wandered back down to use up the last of the fuel. The police at this point decided to wander over and say hello. It was an officer I've spoken to before on the beach, in fact the first thing he said was, "We haven't had any complaints about you lot recently." I laughed and told him about our brush with corporate sponsorship at the beach café. He seemed quite happy that we were sober and responsible, in fact some pisshead was giving it the old "Gimme a go" routine, and I very patiently explained to him that we were professionals, and there was no way he was going to get to play with fire unless I was happy he wouldn't kill himself. I did encourage him to join the circus society though. The copper seemed pleased with that, and wished us a good night. What a nice man.
We strolled along to the chip shop to get some food and bumped into Ria, Sarah and the gang, pissed and staggering back from Porn Night, so we went to their house for a smoke, and to laugh at their drunken state. Wandered home about half 1, had a quick joint with Nick and went to bed. Finished reading the Joanne Harris book, and began reading The Gulf War did not take place by Jean Baudrillard. Kinda a college book (I have to give a seminar presentation on it in December), but also one that I wanted to read for my own knowledge.
Thursday 7th October
Woke up at half 9. Had a quick bifter and jumped in the shower, then headed to college for my Ethics class. All very interesting, basically just an overview of how that part of the course is gonna run over the next semester. I like theoretical courses, I find it very easy to research and read other peoples ideas and then regurgitate them to my own nefarious ends. Popped home for a cup of tea and a peanut butter sandwich, then came back in for Magazine Production, which while I've been writing this has ended, and then begun again with the other group. Heh. Maybe the lecturer thinks I enjoyed it so much I want to stay and hear it again.
Anyway, I should get out of here. There's some event on at one of the pubs in town tonight, and we can spin there and take a hat round apaprently, so I'd better see if I can borrow some money to buy fuel. And fags. Hmmm.
Take it easy.
Honestly, I turn around for five minutes and there's a thread invasion!
Cheers for all the cool animations though. I'm watching them in my Magazine Production lesson and trying not to snigger.Wednesday 6th October [cont]
The focus group thing was pretty cool. I ate about 5 plates of sandwiches and carrot cake and chatted with a bunch of people about the new plans for university fees (£3000 a year anyone?) that will come in in 2006. Anyone starting A levels now, I pity you.
I wandered down into town and bought some paraffin, then went over to Lucy's and had a spliff with her. Hung around there with her and Sarah til about 4, then wandered over to Stevie's house to hang out. Played playstation with Jess and Travis for a bit and played a bit of guitar with Rowan. Brad came over about half 6 and we headed back to mine to eat some food (pasta and veg again!) We are in the midst of Freshers Week, and it was Porn Night, so we knew there would be lots of drunken people wandering around the town in various states of undress. So we did the only thing we could feasibly do in the circumstances: We went for a burn in the middle of town.
The cops obviously felt that, with all the semi-naked and drunken students about, there might be a bit of trouble, as there was a meat-wagon there when we arrived. The conversation went like this:
Me: Oi oi, les Rozzers!
Brad: What shall we do?
Me: Feck 'em.
Brad: Yeah, feck 'em.
And we span.
Josh wandered down after about half an hour, and the three of us danced about like loonies. My firetoys staff has now completely screwed itself, one wick has completely unravelled. Josh reckons eh can fix it, and as soon as my student loan arrives I shall be purchasing a true Jedi stick from Mr Mech's Stick Emporium.
One lady asked us to do a kids party on Hallowe'en afternoon (Brad's got that one as he's the best juggler.) Around 20 to 11 we hotfooted it up the Jacob's Ladder (reeeeally long, old and uneven steps) and had a quick pint. Then, once rested, we wandered back down to use up the last of the fuel. The police at this point decided to wander over and say hello. It was an officer I've spoken to before on the beach, in fact the first thing he said was, "We haven't had any complaints about you lot recently." I laughed and told him about our brush with corporate sponsorship at the beach café. He seemed quite happy that we were sober and responsible, in fact some pisshead was giving it the old "Gimme a go" routine, and I very patiently explained to him that we were professionals, and there was no way he was going to get to play with fire unless I was happy he wouldn't kill himself. I did encourage him to join the circus society though. The copper seemed pleased with that, and wished us a good night. What a nice man.
We strolled along to the chip shop to get some food and bumped into Ria, Sarah and the gang, pissed and staggering back from Porn Night, so we went to their house for a smoke, and to laugh at their drunken state. Wandered home about half 1, had a quick joint with Nick and went to bed. Finished reading the Joanne Harris book, and began reading The Gulf War did not take place by Jean Baudrillard. Kinda a college book (I have to give a seminar presentation on it in December), but also one that I wanted to read for my own knowledge.
Thursday 7th October
Woke up at half 9. Had a quick bifter and jumped in the shower, then headed to college for my Ethics class. All very interesting, basically just an overview of how that part of the course is gonna run over the next semester. I like theoretical courses, I find it very easy to research and read other peoples ideas and then regurgitate them to my own nefarious ends.
Popped home for a cup of tea and a peanut butter sandwich, then came back in for Magazine Production, which while I've been writing this has ended, and then begun again with the other group. Heh. Maybe the lecturer thinks I enjoyed it so much I want to stay and hear it again. Anyway, I should get out of here. There's some event on at one of the pubs in town tonight, and we can spin there and take a hat round apaprently, so I'd better see if I can borrow some money to buy fuel. And fags. Hmmm.
Take it easy.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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iam bored at the horrid place that i have to go all day so iam waving and hugging and leaving! *waves really fast* *hugs all you nutters*
Mwah
BYEEEE xxxx
iam bored at the horrid place that i have to go all day so iam waving and hugging and leaving! *waves really fast* *hugs all you nutters*
Mwah
BYEEEE xxxx
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Did you put any clothes on before you left on the thursday?
Or did you goto uni nekkid?
Like I usually do...
Did you put any clothes on before you left on the thursday?
Or did you goto uni nekkid?
Like I usually do...
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ooOOooo nekkid peoples!
ooOOooo nekkid peoples!
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Location: Cornwall, UK
Posted:
Clothed. It may be sunny down here, but there's a nasty nip in the air that I wouldn't wanna expose myself to. If you get me drift. That's me done for the day, see y'all tomorrow.
Clothed. It may be sunny down here, but there's a nasty nip in the air that I wouldn't wanna expose myself to. If you get me drift.
That's me done for the day, see y'all tomorrow. "I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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shame
shame
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