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Name:

Henry Eaton... Henas for those that love me (better be everyone or I'll just sulk)



Location:

London/Tisbury/Greenwich University



Hometown:

London/Tisbury



DOB:

29/3/89



Age:

18



Sex:

Yes please *groan* Male, can ya tell?



Occupation(s):

Student. Wannabe Hobo/Bum/Lazy Git



Favorite Food(s):

Most things



Favorite Color(s):

Blue/Black



Toys:

Staff. It rocks. None shall tell me otherwise. Those who do shall be ignored



Hobbies other than the obvious:

Surfing. It da bomb



Education:

Got me a handful of GCSEs, AS and A levels. I'm currently studying Philosophy with Creative Writing at Greenwich University.



Favorite Book(s):

Anything by Terry Pratchett



Favorite Movie(s):

The Die Hard Trilogy, Con Air, Zatoichi.



Favorite TV show(s):

Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, South Park.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up)

Profesional Staffer would be nice. I really, really want to own a surf shop down in Cornwall too. That'd be ace.



Journalism interests me a little bit, as does being a novelist.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers:

Hard to say really... I can tell you my favourite genres though. Punk Rock, Rock, Metal and Grunge. Wooo! XD



Favorie ice cream flavor(s):

I love all!



What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow?

An african swallow or a european swallow?



Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why?

A Star Destroyer. Seriously. They'd get all up Godzilla's ass just like they did to the Rebels on Hoth. I dunno why the call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth.



Do you think these pants make my butt look too big?

Dunno... let me look. Turn around, touch yer toes.



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.)

Nutella. Marmite is petrol. fact.



-edit- Just updated it to go by the template. I'm a good boy, see?



-re-edit- updated it again.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Let's relight this forum

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Let's relight this forum

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

Luke sum ipse patrem te.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

ScRuFfY- FeTiSh FoR FlAmEs:
live life, succeced, crash, burn then die

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows