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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad

Thank you. That is all. rolleyes

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Posted:
Gee, thanks Mike! ubbidea wink ubbloco ubbloco

Hainseymember
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England


Posted:
My lady always makes me shave first...myself of course wink

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
(Don't let this thinly disguised "advice" column fool ya... Lightning just wants to brag that he got some.)

wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Hehe he he ! Dear DR lighting !
Advice for daggy guys yayy ness for the idea

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
So Puk, remember to shave before you kiss Dr Lightning.... hug biggrin

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
NYC, thats what i was thinking!

go mike! WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!! clap



ubblove

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Jealous, NYC? (Damn...busted...but my advice still holds).

*rubbing raw upper lip*

(No, NYC, nothing worth bragging about has happened...when I have something to brag about, I'll do it openly rolleyes )

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam


Posted:
ah crap I was making out with my gf earlier and I've got some pretty brutal sandpaper stuble right now. Oh well I think she secretly likes it though. Not that she'd ever admit it.

Uh Mike you sure there's nothing to tell here? spank

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Ok, I can't possibly be the only person on the board who randomly snogs cute people when he goes out. Doesn't mean anything has to come of it.

Heck, in some gay clubs, if you go in the back room, people will be randomly...um...doing a lot more than snogging. eek

At least I don't do that. cool

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


whyBRONZE Member
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
Quote:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad



though you can get away with the "long stubble" biggrin

You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i can proudly say that i can not shave for a week, and it still only be cat fluff, so i can get off with anyone!

biggrin

ahh the bonuses of not having a facial, chest or back hair gene! biggrin

stilll i shave and trim on a regular basis!

Step (el-nombrie)


whyBRONZE Member
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
Quote:

i can proudly say that i can not shave for a week, and it still only be cat fluff, so i can get off with anyone!



you know this makes you, in many ways, a git tongue

You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw


MozyBRONZE Member
*.. If ya can't be Good, Be Good at it..*
147 posts
Location: In Melbourne at the moment, Australia


Posted:
I think some ppl like it.... biggrin hug to all

Trix weavesmiley

watching the world go by!!!!

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vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Quote:

Stubble hurts! mad





that's why I keep a goatee - it doesn't the ladies as much as stubble (apparently it "tickles"), I can't be bothered to shave that often, and the stubble on my cheek is then that rough kind of sexy instead of a lip irritant.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Quote:

Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad

Thank you. That is all. rolleyes




heh heh...yeah I hear that one!! Sometimes it tickles nicely tho ubbangel wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
Shave??? confused

you mean i should shave more than once a year?

You mean i should shave before i go out??? are you people barking mad? rolleyes ubbloco

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Quote:

that's why I keep a goatee - it doesn't the ladies as much as stubble (apparently it "tickles"), I can't be bothered to shave that often, and the stubble on my cheek is then that rough kind of sexy instead of a lip irritant.




Weeeeell, Van, I'm not so sure I believe you. I think I'm gonna have to make out with you just to test the theory.

All in the name of science, of course. ubbangel

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Mrs Durbs likes my stubble ubblove
Which is lucky, as I only shave on days with an "N" in them

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Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
I shave as little as possible cause when I do I look about 16 which is cool for getting cheap bus fares cool

There's a bad length that you have to fet past before it's not painfull anymore...

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Right, so I also need to experimentally make out with Sheep, Durbs, and Mech.

Say, you know...I think I might get to like this research project. ubblol ubbangel

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Quote:


If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad






making out.... I remember that. frown

Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
hehe I was on the beach making out with everybody sunday morning! i love beltane parties!

for the record kissing with... stubble - sore but kinda fun at the time
longer beardy - sexy tickly
clean shaven or hairless - lovely!

random murbles

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fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
When I get an itchy nosey I can stratch it on C@ntus's stubble or his goatee - hee hee.

I am lucky to have never ever experienced kissing with stubble but I can imagine it does hurt as freshly cut spikey moustaches do too.........

kiss wink bounce kiss

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
ROZ!!!!!

bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 ubbrollsmile hug ubbrollsmile hug bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2

Welcome back, sweetie!!!! hug

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
I guess I should be flattered I've at least made it to top of the list wink

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Quote:



All in the name of science, of course. ubbangel






of course.... rolleyes



so are you trying to tell me that you've never made out with a guy that has a goatee or beard before???

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Quote:

longer beardy - sexy tickly





see!

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Quote:


so are you trying to tell me that you've never made out with a guy that has a goatee or beard before???




Nope! Why, you volunteering? ubbrollsmile wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*in best Southern hick accent*

Wha' lookey har. I dun' skeered 'im away!

ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
naw, ya ain't done no such thang! I wuz jus tryin my durndest to think up sum smart-aleky come-back, but I ain't got the wits fur it ta-day - my head's all swimmin frum too much programmin. sorry I ain't no fun...

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


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