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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!
Thank you. That is all.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Gee, thanks Mike!
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England
My lady always makes me shave first...myself of course
When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
(Don't let this thinly disguised "advice" column fool ya... Lightning just wants to brag that he got some.)
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Hehe he he ! Dear DR lighting !
Advice for daggy guys yayy ness for the idea
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
So Puk, remember to shave before you kiss Dr Lightning....
Meh
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
NYC, thats what i was thinking!
go mike! WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Jealous, NYC? (Damn...busted...but my advice still holds).
*rubbing raw upper lip*
(No, NYC, nothing worth bragging about has happened...when I have something to brag about, I'll do it openly
) -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
ah crap I was making out with my gf earlier and I've got some pretty brutal sandpaper stuble right now. Oh well I think she secretly likes it though. Not that she'd ever admit it.
Uh Mike you sure there's nothing to tell here?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok, I can't possibly be the only person on the board who randomly snogs cute people when he goes out. Doesn't mean anything has to come of it.
Heck, in some gay clubs, if you go in the back room, people will be randomly...um...doing a lot more than snogging.
At least I don't do that.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Quote:though you can get away with the "long stubble"
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
i can proudly say that i can not shave for a week, and it still only be cat fluff, so i can get off with anyone!
ahh the bonuses of not having a facial, chest or back hair gene!
stilll i shave and trim on a regular basis!
Step (el-nombrie)
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Quote:you know this makes you, in many ways, a git
i can proudly say that i can not shave for a week, and it still only be cat fluff, so i can get off with anyone!
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
*.. If ya can't be Good, Be Good at it..*
147 posts
Location: In Melbourne at the moment, Australia
I think some ppl like it....
to allTrix
watching the world go by!!!!
Trick ferret on the making hehe!!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Quote:
Stubble hurts!
that's why I keep a goatee - it doesn't the ladies as much as stubble (apparently it "tickles"), I can't be bothered to shave that often, and the stubble on my cheek is then that rough kind of sexy instead of a lip irritant.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Quote:
Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!
Thank you. That is all.
heh heh...yeah I hear that one!! Sometimes it tickles nicely tho
Let's relight this forum 
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Shave???
you mean i should shave more than once a year?
You mean i should shave before i go out??? are you people barking mad?
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Quote:
that's why I keep a goatee - it doesn't the ladies as much as stubble (apparently it "tickles"), I can't be bothered to shave that often, and the stubble on my cheek is then that rough kind of sexy instead of a lip irritant.
Weeeeell, Van, I'm not so sure I believe you. I think I'm gonna have to make out with you just to test the theory.
All in the name of science, of course.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Mrs Durbs likes my stubble
Which is lucky, as I only shave on days with an "N" in them
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
I shave as little as possible cause when I do I look about 16 which is cool for getting cheap bus fares
There's a bad length that you have to fet past before it's not painfull anymore...
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Right, so I also need to experimentally make out with Sheep, Durbs, and Mech.
Say, you know...I think I might get to like this research project.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
182 posts
Quote:
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!
making out.... I remember that.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
hehe I was on the beach making out with everybody sunday morning! i love beltane parties!
for the record kissing with... stubble - sore but kinda fun at the time
longer beardy - sexy tickly
clean shaven or hairless - lovely!
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3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
When I get an itchy nosey I can stratch it on C@ntus's stubble or his goatee - hee hee.
I am lucky to have never ever experienced kissing with stubble but I can imagine it does hurt as freshly cut spikey moustaches do too.........
Geologists do it in the dirt................
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
ROZ!!!!!
Welcome back, sweetie!!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
I guess I should be flattered I've at least made it to top of the list
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Quote:
All in the name of science, of course.
of course....
so are you trying to tell me that you've never made out with a guy that has a goatee or beard before???
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Quote:
longer beardy - sexy tickly
see!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Quote:
so are you trying to tell me that you've never made out with a guy that has a goatee or beard before???
Nope! Why, you volunteering?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*in best Southern hick accent*
Wha' lookey har. I dun' skeered 'im away!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
naw, ya ain't done no such thang! I wuz jus tryin my durndest to think up sum smart-aleky come-back, but I ain't got the wits fur it ta-day - my head's all swimmin frum too much programmin. sorry I ain't no fun...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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