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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


blackchai_izzystranger
2 posts

Posted:
only on a sunday.


why only on a sunday???

fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
because you said so.

is it autumn?

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
only in the uk everywhere else its the fall

does everything fall in the fall ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well the clocks fall back.

What are Hundreds and Thousends called when you get to the end of thr packet and theres only a few left?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


CPlater1BRONZE Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
sprinkles

why is the weather so bad when I want to practise fire eating?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
coz the weatherman thinks that it's a bad idea

Why should i care what the weatherman says?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
because the weather man says it's raining!

why does lindt chocolate never come in a big enough bar?

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Because it fancies a more intimate setting, like a country pub!

Why is The Last Waltz DVD by The Band so damn good?!

hug


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
don't know , never heard of them

why have i never heard of them ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
because neither have we!

why does cat food taste so good to cats?

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


JarethBRONZE Member
Fire Arts Dabbler
37 posts
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden


Posted:
Because cats don't have good taste in foods!

Why do people think about penguins when I ask this question?

Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
because penguins are so cute!

why are gay men either so pretty or so damn not?

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


CPlater1BRONZE Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
thats life!

Why can't I wait till I get my poi?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


JarethBRONZE Member
Fire Arts Dabbler
37 posts
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden


Posted:
Because you've removed the word patience from your dictionary!

Why is the light in an optical mouse red?

Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
to match its eyes

why did it freak me out that the first song by the band at the pub was a song by The Band ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Because I am watching you.

What do you think of that?

hug


JarethBRONZE Member
Fire Arts Dabbler
37 posts
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden


Posted:
I don't think!

Where does the word 'reflection' come from?

Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
The mouth, usually.

Why are floppy disks hard?

hug


JarethBRONZE Member
Fire Arts Dabbler
37 posts
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden


Posted:
Because they're made of plastic!

What does a squirrel do when he's trapped in a New York taxi cab?

Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff


CPlater1BRONZE Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
go nuts!

How many poi spinners does it take to change a lightbulb?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
why do we need a light bulb when we have fire?

why is pink called pink?

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


CPlater1BRONZE Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
because yellow was already taken.

why does it rain when I step out of the house, but when I'm tidying my bedroom it's fine?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


JarethBRONZE Member
Fire Arts Dabbler
37 posts
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden


Posted:
Because they don't want you setting yourself on fire outside the house!

When will they invent a machine that can teleport people?

Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
they have, its called a teleportation machine, nobody has made one yet though.

why does my tea not have a biscuit in it?

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
because it goes soggy

why do i always drink to much pear cider ? beerchug

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


JarethBRONZE Member
Fire Arts Dabbler
37 posts
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden


Posted:
Because it's good stuff!

Why should I get the Absinthe right about now?

Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Coz then you can finish drinking the bottle sooner.

Who?What?Where?When?Why?...and How?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


JarethBRONZE Member
Fire Arts Dabbler
37 posts
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden


Posted:
42!

Where did my sanity go?

Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
downstairs to get a snack.

I seem to have lost my marbles. Have you seen them anywhere around?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Because red it the color instantly assumed when the word Rose occurs.

did that even make since?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


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