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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


CPlater1BRONZE Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
Only if you read it backwards removing every other 3rd letter.

Why am I so happy to have my poi even though its too wet to spin?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Because Poi has a magical effect on the aura.

why do my eyes go silver when I give my vampire-friend my emotions?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


CPlater1BRONZE Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
because other colours cost more!

Why can't I go to sleep?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


dawndreamPLATINUM Member
The answers lie on the horizon
35 posts
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada


Posted:
Because the sheep have gone wild.

Where did I put that ball?

foolosopher at your service!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you tucked it safely under your bed

where have all the flowers gone ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
long time passing.
(I love that song)

Why do I always crave donuts?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
coz your going to be in the police force when you grow up (he-he i got an ageist coment in , now i don't feel so bad about being OLD laugh3 grin )

did i actually do it ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


CPlater1BRONZE Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
if no one saw you, then no!

Who said that?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
the smurfs over the rainbow

How did you know I wanted to be in the police force eek
(Haha Yep, this is going to haunt me, ageist comments about my being the baby. laugh3)

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
all american cops eat donuts

why do all american cops eat donuts ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
part of the job description.

Is the world going to be sucked into a black hole tomorrow.

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Most definitely, and bunnies will finally fly, like in the saying.

Why do I not have lemon aid?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
because you havent made any or brought any

why do snails leave nasty slime everywhere?

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
coz there isn't any nice slime

what can i cook for tea on sunday ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Tea, theoretically.

Why are knee braces so annoying?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


CPlater1BRONZE Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
Thats the whole reason behind them!

Will my liver cope with freshers fortnight at uni?

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Probably but it would prefer to stay at home the next you go out and get pissed.

Why does white milk come from brown cows that eat green grass?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Because the white of the milk is just a really light green.

Why does a black cat crossing your path signify bad luck, rather than an animal is going somewhere?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Because, unlike most cats, black cats have absolutly no agenda but to cause bad luck, so when one walks in front of you DONKEY!



Why isn;t this thread called, "Answer a dumb question leave a dumb question"?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Because stupid is one one hundredth more sophisticated. And sounds funnily bluntly obvious.

Why does everyone think that if I have a lighter or match in my hand I'm going to burn down the house?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because yer a freakin' pyro.....


Why was my question misinterprited?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Because it likes it better that way.

Why did I misinterpret it?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
because you're young

why do people say they have baggage when they just have some minor psycological problems ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Because they like it better that way.

Why dose Bodhisattva love picking on me so? laugh3

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
It's not "picking", it's mutual grooming.

If 710 is slick, what is 5318008?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
more slick.

Did that question make any sence to anybody?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
hankercheif.



Did goose hug a eskimo?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
no he just got stuffed

does it matter if i don't mind ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
only if you mind.

Does it mind that I matter?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Yes coz 'it' is far to sensitive about this sort of thing.

Why do I have to do it?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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