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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Cole:- Skin up

Wicked night at Planet Angel everyone, bit cheesy but I did the phatt, dirty, oily techno set shook the walls (for as long as it lasted - grrrr).

Hope you're all back to life soon - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland

Posted:
taking you up on the invitation smallboy, so,, anyone gots a cookie for me, ??

if anyone gets a chance drop in on my simpsons comp , thanks for the exposure, and thanx for spits... see you soon..
mythmitch

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
So Smallboy, you've given up cigs but not greens?

Ok, I feel a bit better now. You scared me!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:


hey hey! great to see ya friday man - i completely agree with your planet angel observations. i had an amazing night - loads of wikid, fluffy people to hug and play with all night

i'll definitely be going back but not next time. the torture garden valentine's special beckons...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Primate - Apple or raisin?
The blackcurrant/cheery experiment is nearly ready but they'll be hot for a while.

Cole:- firstly there was a "Skin up" in there somewhere
Secondly:- Torture Garden?????
Hmmmmmm (*Whirring of cogs and the suchlike*)........I'm looking for something to do around my birthday time - hmmmmmmmmmmm.......
I think it's been mentioned anyway

Mr Lightning Sir:- I was giving up for a month but it fell apart......must now go score some weed but this has been such major trauma recently whereby "a pain in the arse" doesn't quite cover the description.

But have a sliff anyways.........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
smalls, did you not see me at the start of my last post...?

oh well, i'll just have to skin up again - got a text from bammy this morning saying exactly the same thing. so i did.
that led me to get lean on my lunch hour and now all i'm good for is discussing spinning and david lynch films over the internet.

have ya seen mulholland drive?

here... *passes sliff and starts bunging again before anyone else starts nagging*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Sorry I saw u smoking I didn't see u building

That girl is such a bad influence - hehehehe....

And no I haven't seen the film.
Is it any good?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
is it any good?



its genius, possibly my favourite lynch film which makes it a top contender for my overall #1 movie ever. and i'll say no more.

if you have access to a dvd player i'll bring it down for you tomorrow night?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
Fanks for dropping in when I was away.. Hope you had a good Nude Rear.. take it easy hunny..

I have given up 'breakfast' this year.. so no more 'Special K' for me - yippee!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland

Posted:
essensail oil cookies go along way with some chocholat chips hehe
fun funf fun
see you all soon :passing to left:

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Essential oil cookies?
(*Takes spliff as he seems to have managed to edge his way into the left hand side of primate, despite the fact he was the other side of the room by pretending that he's worried that Coles toys are getting dangerously close to his head*)
Interesting suggestion........might try that one next time I drop a load of Acid hehehehehe

OK - yep I has me a DVD playa so whenever -

Stix - You used to do K for breakfast?
Babe you are HARDCORE -

Mwa - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
what are you talking about i've never yet hit another person with my toys...

seems like a good time to do my weekly apologies for all the people i dropped things on over the weekend - i think it was only three people this week sorry to all

i don't have the dvd with me but will get it to ya soon. i ordered blue velvet and lost hihgway yesterday... i might watch them one after the other and turn meself

see ya tonight muchachos.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Tonight man

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Posted:
Smallboy, your mission if you choose to accept it is to go and get Hels as drunk as possible, and then record all that she says

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Bram I'll accept the challenge on behalf of the Small one because Hells and I not going to be at Spitz tongiht.

We have wine, beer, Vodka and whisky a plenty at the palace.

I'll my the report on your deck by 0800 hours



[ 15. January 2003, 05:24: Message edited by: BamBam ]

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Posted:
*Hels wonders in because her ears were burning*

Well, it looks like I'm getting drunk tonight then. Does everyone promise to whisper tomorrow coz if Bam's and me are on the alcohol tonite, it's going to be a tough day tomorrow!!!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
*Runs in and starts beating SmallBoy mercilessly with a large, fluffy pillow*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland

Posted:
since when is a bottle of jack daniels considered a large fluffy pillow, if its a metaphor for it puts you to sleep so be it but damn, thats a mess best left till mornin.,.,, i hope hell be alright...
well just tell him he slipped or something...

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____________

regret nothing, learn everything

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KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Posted:
Hey Smallboy - detoxing I see - fair play, hows that going for you.

Was considering taking a breal myself but then I thought I should get in practice as I am off to Amsterdam for 3 nights Feb 5-8.

Coleman - mulholland drive is rocking. I had chills in my spine during the scene where Rebecca del Rio is singing Llorando. Wow. As usual, a complete head warp ending, but that is Lynch for you, you watch it for the beauty of the movie as opposed to a logical happily parcelled ending. Be interested to hear your views on it.

So guys - any recommendations on what I should go and do (beside the obvious) in Amsterdam? Its my first trip there so I am feeling pretty bouncy

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Fuck, I can't remember ANYTHING from when i was out in the Dam, we managed to score a quarter of coke (about £14 a gram) before we'd even managed to get a hotel room so it all got rather messy.
If you're into prostitutes then check out red light district, if you're into smoking check out the cafes......simple....
Other places of note include the GrassHopper and Bulldog......and if you wanna do sensible(ish) stuff then the Van Gogh and hash museums are worth a perusal (as are the hundreds of smart shops and bakeries

OK, now this smoke.......??? (Sorry the detox lasted about a week)
Given up fags and alcohol though.....(*sidles off quickly before anyone else criticises lack of will power*)

Bram, stop tempting me to go out and get hammered, alcohol is the devil.....

Oooops, sorry I'm supposed to be unconscious from merciless pillow beating-ness....I'll just go lay down in this pool of fake cinematic blood

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Top of the morning to you Mr Smalls

(the Smalls reference is meant to be more related to Derek Smalls - Bass player of Spinal Tap, not Biggie Smalls wot P Diddy went all Sting about when he got shot. Just thought I'd clear that one up)

This detox business must stop, dude. Its getting out of hand. Sure its fun to not drink or smoke occasionally at parties, but then the habit starts to form and soon you're not drinking or smoking every day. I've seen it, and its not pretty.

Anyways, I have to pretend to do work now, so i'll leave in the capable hands of the Fat Ninja of Love...


Non-Https Image Link

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Posted:
Sowwy Smallboy, here have some Gatorade

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland

Posted:
small boy on page two me thinks not.. cmon guys take a seat around the fire for a fresh batch of cookies is have just come outta the oven, oh and the chi tea will be ready momentarily.
mythmitch

bump bump bump

regret nothing, learn everything

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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru

Posted:
Easy mate i was in the area and just dropped in to assault you with another load of verbal garbage!!

whatcha bin up 2? bummin around i'll bet well, hopefully i'll c u b4 2 long, maybe feb time but i'll give u a call
fair play for quitting drinking & smoking, u think u can last?

take it easy
K

whats up with all the limitations?

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Whale
Oil
Beef
Oct

Howdy peeps.....
Kuro - smokings holding out but the coke, pills and weed have resurfaced with a "Don't forget about me" type vengence.

Errrrm - bin studyin'
trying to finally get round to doing my MCSE, which is about a year overdue anyway, and the move onto my cisco cert.
If I could just get 3 days studying in without the urge to get spannered I'd probably do a lot better.

So, how's tricks everyone?

We've invaded several intro with views on Zimbabwe/religion and general randomness.

Who's got an idea for a game?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Posted:
I have an idea for a game, its called 'Spot the "Mule"'

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

faery emBRONZE Member
fae
259 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom

Posted:
how about cuddle up under cushions and pretend i'm a sofa

its an especially good game at 7 in the morning when you've been swearing you're going to get 1st tube to go home and study. no?

warp children still smile the same

"when i left the mine i realised that the world was changing. or was it us who were changing?"

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
smalls - i had a dream about a game played on a massive trampoline.
you get a shitload of balloons and one team has those pissy little hand-held fans and the other some really sharp pencils (or maybe a pack of fags between them). it was wikid but i was loads better at trampolining in my dream than in 'reality'...

hope the party was good friday night - sorry i missed it em but i didn't manage to get on the road until 11:30 - there's a fine line between being 'fashionably late' and 'taking the piss with no chance of catching up'

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
World boy...
Your world is weird!

I MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS you guys! London withdrawel is beginning!!!!!

COME TO PIP all of you nuts! COME TO PIP!!!!! Purleeeeeeeeze! COME TO PIP!


Love and hugs
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Not sure about PIP....it's a bit soon kinda thing and I'm crap at organising anything, especially my own life.

Let u know.

Em - u could have just thrown some water over me or something, however I think I officially gave up that idea when people laid big cushiony things on me, my body temp when up to snuggled, and people switched the lights out.....LUSH party by the way. G & Dunc turned up to spitz on tuesday which was cool, which means that you should come down more too......or I'll start slapping you

Cole - I like your game best man, although I get to be on the team with sharp pencils coz I don't want anyone mistaking my head for a balloon.

(*Goes off to get trampoline and latest batch of cookies*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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