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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
Hey leave Mr. T.B. alone you big meanys, he babysat me for gods know how long, and I turned out perfectly insane

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sorry for having neglected my intro newbie welcoming duties as of late but PAGE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - How's about I leave a big chocolate cake out and some parafin before I go spin in the garden???

Hugz y'all

Ooooooo - let's have a who had the worst weekend competetion.......that way everyone can bitch about stuff.....

Me I'm gonna lose, I had a cool friday night coz I was out with me bestest mateses in the world.
Minor flaws included not doing first pro fire gig, coz it turned out to be a squat party which got moved to a dodgy house party in Brixton and some nasty looking girl FUCKED on pills trying to get it on with me (OK, having seen her in the light I felt an overwhelming urge to leave the building - that bad)

Having eaten to many party starters I then spent Saturday in bed and Sunday unable to dress myself - however, I still had a great time on the basis of who I was out with

I gives it a 7/10 weekend score

Who can beat that one?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
I was out with me bestest mateses in the world.

Ahem. Bestest mates minus one surely...cos I weren't there

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
seven out of ten is a great score! good work

my weekend also ranked low on the 'how much does this weekend suck-ometer'.

i'd give it an above average 6/10. started with my firm's xmas do on friday which happened to coincide with spending most of saturday in bed.
went to a lovely party in angel saturday evening and did the whole party thing, including my first play with fire indoors
eventually left there sunday night and got about 7 hours sleep ready for the week ahead. :absoulutely knackered:

and now it is tueday - the temporary extension of the weekend into the week. see ya tonight man

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sorry Hels, bestest mates minus one definitely

(*Crawls off into corner of room to hide in embarrassment*)

Luvzyu 2

Mwa - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Glad we have sorted that out!! Mwah back to you

I reckon this weekend coming up will be a 8 or a 9 out of ten!!

C u soon!

xxx

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Small Boy I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Hels you were part of the Friday night chill babe (that means you were in the score!!!!) Nice tights if I remember rightly (anyone who wants to know more must PM me

Ohh my god are we doing it all over again this Saturday

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Thanx Lise, I'd almost forgotten the tights -
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha (*Wipes tear from eye*)
- OK they weren't that funny but I wish I'd had a camera if only for blackmail purposes come your next boyfriend - lol

Do like your hair though, 'tis luvvly (even if a smidgen on the expensive side - )

Hugz fluff and beer
Mwa - x

Luvzyall - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ 18. December 2002, 21:32: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
Thanx Lise, I'd almost forgotten the tights -
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -
- OK they weren't that funny but I wish I'd had a camera if only for blackmail purposes come your next boyfriend - lol

Do like your hair though, 'tis luvvly (even if a smidgen on the expensive side - )

I'm just glad my camera was still in my bag - cos if it was on the table I don't think you guys would have been able to resist!!

For those who are wondering what we're going on about. Picture this. Me, drunk, asleep on the sofa, with coat still on, and my fishnet tights ripped (A LOT) so much so that I didn't have feet on them anymore. A classic I think you'll agree.

oh another Hels Bells drunk classic

I quote,

slurring " I won't kiss you good bye cos I smell of sick".

I really am one classy bird

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
I think we can starta new show here, kinda of a spin-off of Bill Cosbys 'Kids say the darndest things', we can call it 'Drunk Hels says the darndest things" so hels, when your drunk come back here and answer this question, where do babys come from?

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Challenge accepted!!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
We love you all the more for it hon - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
this is gonna be fucking hilarious

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
You lot are off it! LOL nutters!

I am happy to visit small's weird and wonderful world today. It made me laugh!

love and hugs
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Tis indeed weird and wonderful in this thread

Happy Christmas HOPsters
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See you in the New Year

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:

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Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
*runs in and slaps down boom box blazing out jungle across the room*

hey hey! its a random five-days-till-christmas party! you should have seen it coming really, it being the 20th and all...

merry christmas and a happy new year to ya (even though i'll probably see you on sunday).


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i pity the foo' that wishes me well too early, i pity the foo'

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coleman

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
no you won't

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Pops head in door and sneaks in to hear what wise words HELLS may slur to the world....

Muah to you SmallBoy, sorry I havent visited you in your lil thread before!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hugz 2 youzall

Wicked to see some of ya in Harrow Sunday........merry christmas & extreme bounciness 2 everyone.

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And so on.....................xxxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


LuNcHbOx...(Aka. Nathan)-un-singlemember
536 posts
Location: beneath a cloak of self-torture


Posted:
Cheers for the undead!!!



-LuNcHbOx, Aka. Nathan...Give a man to fish, and that man knows where to come for more fish...Teach a man to fish and you have just destroyed your market base...


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hey? theres kisses in this thread! WEEHEE!

*runs in to collect her share, and shower SmallBoy with kisses in return*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
my oh my, when will drunken Hels come back

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
What? the thread or reality?

Speaking of Hels....Are you still wanting to go vibrator shopping with me or was that a chemically induced comment? - lol....
(*Oh the christmas I've had........hehehehehe*)

(*Goes off to check his aviary is going to be ready to receive 500 Doves in the new year.......*)

Right competition time....who got the royal "Tiny Tim" treatment???? ie who got the absolute LEAST christmas presents but who still had a "Goodwill to all" kinda feelin'???

Me I gots me some deoderant, a bathroom tile, a chess set and some JD which was embarrassingly wrapped up straight out of my brothers drinks cabinet when he realised I'd bought him something this year and he hadn't got me anything back (But is now half a bottle - lol)
(Please note, no socks, no choclate and only 6 christmas cards)
However despite 16 hours travelling I feel christmas was wicked, on the basis I had in depth and heart felt conversations with my mum, dad, older brother, younger brother, sister and grandmother........and also because I went and got wasted at an undisclosed location on the 27th with my mates.

On an entirely seprate note I would like to indiscriminantly thank Hels, Uz, Alienfoz & Bamz for being great people to get wasted with over the last year - xxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:


Speaking of Hels....Are you still wanting to go vibrator shopping with me or was that a chemically induced comment? - lol....
(*Oh the christmas I've had........hehehehehe*)

On an entirely seprate note I would like to indiscriminantly thank Hels, Uz, Alienfoz & Bamz for being great people to get wasted with over the last year - xxx

Bring it on Cam, u + me = shopping - oh the fun we can have, and the "personal" fun I can have later

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Peachy creamy honey - mwa x

Get u one that you don't have to replace the batteries at inopportune moments, one that's shamefully oversized, shakes the walls (of reality hopefully) and makes you a cup of tea and rolls you a joint for after - lol

No wait that's me I'm describing........we'll shop around anyways.........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Right, I'm off to the pub now to get drunk. I've "stolen" a notepad and pen from work so will jot any of my "classics" down. Bram - I'll report back on Jan 2nd...

Happy New Year everyone! Make it a good 'un...

Mwah

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
awwwwww Cam, its very hard to pm you when your inbox is full honey....
xoxoxxo

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
cam, quit lying. Just b/c you have a small willy, doesn't mean you can lie about it beig bigger so Hels will lay you. Remeber, its not the size of the knife, but how you throw it. And how much poisin you put on it

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Muhahahahaha @ Bram

Sorry Flynt, just kept a copy of all the PM's people haven't bothered to read and was suddenly full.....should be kewl now - xxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


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