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Posted: 25th Feb 2003
Mind you Cam, I was not bored at all, I was relaxed with some free time and just very much missing HOP's beautiful people..

hugs and smiles again

shine on
cassandra

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Cass - Just kidding gorgeous, we miss your bright sunshine and smiles.
Thanks for dropping in from time to time, our thoughts are always with you.

Stix - Stalker?, I know lots of people that could stalk you if you're bored.
Personally I've had far too much crap to deal with recently to be coping with stalking people.
Sugar in that tea?
(*Passes spliff on*)
Hugz for dropping in, next time you come London way (or wherever) come in and get a real one.

Stay Kewl peeps - xxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Right, that's it.........

For the small Deaf Albanian sheep herder that hasn't heard this story already (*Digs BamBam and Hels in the ribs*), I just wanted to say
"Yep, it was me, I'm a numpty, Don't try this at home", and actually get to tell someone that hasn't already heard it in surround sound, 14 different perspectives and 3 different languages from the girls.

OK, now doing fire Friday last week......as you do.....with me close mateseses Helen and Lisa, (aforementioned above). Someone, (not pointing any fingers, *cough, cough, Bams, cough, cough*) has a tendancy to dip their fire stick after it goes out to stop it burning.......fair enough I hear you say, except that it normally entails splodging all the other fire toys into the bucket....... leading to......soaking wet poi handles......shhhhh I haven't told her that it's her that keeps doing it yet.........

This is the point whereby all surrounding events end, and Cams abject stupidity kicks in.

I blame being stoned......I blame me for being stoned.....I blame me for being a dick and acting like I was some invinsible poi warrior god, who is immune to the effects of flame...... The last one being strangely true, shhhhhhh.....don't tell the mortals -

Anyways, having nothing within arms reach to wipe poi handles off with, I decided that the best thing to do is use the front of my nylon/polyester/woven plasticy material shirt..... which proceded to inconsiderately reach flash temperature and randomly burst (note burst, coz it was burst rather than catch) into flames whilst I was trying to poi......

(*Interim "eeep"-ing*)

1 stop, drop and roll later (sorry did I mention the high speed flying BamBam rugby tackle which landed on me after I'd already hit the ground, and then hence knocked the wind out of me - (although rolling around on the floor with that girl definitely beats Coronation Street for an evenings entertainment - rofl )), and I had to take my shirt off to be able to finish my spin........

I know that I really should be all like "Don't try this at home kids" and "Be wary of fire coz it can burn you" and stuff but you gotta laugh.

I lost a square inch of stomach hair, the clothes I was wearing, and (the clincher) 30 seconds worth of spinning time - grrrrrrrr........
I was expecting at least some 3rd degree burns or something.....just a little one would have done, I'm not greedy, but noooooooooo......... I had to settle for the two I gave myself Saturday.... oh well........

Saying that, I did melt some of my shirt into my arm which was cool.

Less dangerous than going out and dropping 8 pills for a night out (*sidles off quietly*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
I should not laugh as you are very naughty

But I will anyhow

I hereby christen you with a new poi name

"Partly baldchested one"

ohdearieme!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 26th Feb 2003

Hey Honey,
'Twas lovely seeing you last weekend. Stop burning yourself or there won't be anything left for me to hug next time I stop by.

Beauty is the conscious sum of all our perversions.-Salvador DaliHope without action is hopeless.

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Oh there's always enough SmallBoy to get hugz from -
It was lovely seeing you again too hon, even though we didn't really chat much or anything.

Wicked fire, as always........

Did you see me use my stupid poi? - must get that on vid -

lol@partlybaldchested one

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
can i have a hug as well please sweetiepie?

i lurve you!

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Smallboy! Playing hide and seek - can hide a pipe and a crepe for me - pass it on before UCF finds it!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
FOUND YOU!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Hmmm! That was quick! Very slow response rate in Mr. Smalls thread today.

Hey Cam, I thought you lived here - you gone visiting or do you actually have some work today!

Unless you stole Smallboy Jon? I'm sure he'll be found again soon!

Do you like horses?

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Horses? - Me or Jon?

Sorry, Boss has been off all week tyhis week so I've been taking an hour and a half/2 hours for lunch every day - Cool eh?

Besides, slow is often better anyway..........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Well Smallboy, neither you or UCF look like horses to me. That's not to say you are not excellent rides though ( sorry, my convent school upbringing rears its ugly head and all the perversion spills out.

Well some questions for either you or Jon,

I like horses
My boyfriend likes horse sashimi
So really you could say we both like horses

Do you like horses?
Have you ever eaten horse meat?
Would you prefer to ride a horse or eat it?

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 26th Feb 2003
Do I ride? - Do I eat?

Being a considerate person I'd have to say I eat first and ride later, but as far as horses go it doesn't often work like that soooooooooooo.....neither...... one hurts your gonads and one freaks your head out.
Lose, lose situation no?

Never munched on a horse, or even anything that looked like one so I'll have to say no to that as well.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
Oh dear, what was I thinking with that last post?..........something wrong with the SmallMind

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
ever gobbled a turkey...?

seein as you seem to be the only one who's as excited about saturday as i am i'm gonna stay here and jump up and down for a bit.

apparently i get a little stall type deal (do you reckon that means i have to paint a sign up or something?). i was thinking it might be just as well to walk round with the bottle and a load of balloons in me pocket - i don't wanna miss the party!

and don't forget your ropes on saturday either cam

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
Ooooo - honoured, post number 500 from Mr Cole in my intro - woohooo....

Cartoon Asylum, Cartoon Asylum, Cartoon Asylum, Cartoon Asylum, Cartoon Asylum, Cartoon Asylum.....jumps up and down with cole.....

Ropes, check
Stick, check
Uber chains, check
Reality, check
Parasniff, hmmmm.....may need some more.....

Yeah I forgot my fire stuff last time, well reminded that man......

You say a bottle???? - If I wasn't working on the Monday (only day I can't have off between now and end of march) I'd be there mate.

Errrrm, what was i going to say......

Oh yeah, does anyone have any time off between now and end of march?? coz I need to take 5 days off and I got nothing to do.
Thinking of every Monday or Friday or something - help.........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
i don't get any time off until glastonbury now

its not that kind of bottle mate - its to fill the balloons with to make you go . 'diet k' or 'k lite' if you're down with the new fangled lingo all the kiddies are using, cream if you can't be bothered to explain the k connection and just plain old n02 if you're a boring chemist.

the cream should be delivered today although how i'm going to explain the package to my parents is a whole different matter.

for the 80th time this month, i need to move out.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
hello.....

fort i would mosey on in and jump out of the window.

so i did.

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
If you're wandering around in the front garden can you mind the crocuses, they are soooooo temperamental. If you squash any of them they'll bite your legs and sulk.

There's nothing more annoying than sulking crocuses........

Can someone tell me how to spell "blamange" again?
I keep going to use it in my posts and end up using "jelly" or "trifle" instead.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
think of it as a blanc minge

its blancmange


i fink..it doesnt look right tho...

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
Ah yes, the search turned up the following

Coconut Blancmange
Servings: Many
Ingredients:
10 gelatin leaves
75cl milk
300g grated coconut
1/2 ltr heavy cream (crème fleurette)
250g coarse-grained sugar
Crystallized fruit


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Method:
Soak gelatin leaves in a small amount of cold water until they soften.
Bring the milk to a slow boil, then add the coconut and gelatin.
Let boil gently for 3 minutes, stirring constantly.
When the mixture cools, strain through a cheesecloth.
Whip the cream and sugar until firm, then mix carefully with the coconut mixture.
Pour into a mold and chill in the refrigerator for a minimum of 3 hours.
Dip the bottom of the mold in hot water, then turn out onto a plate.
Garnish with crystallized fruit.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
I WERE CORECCT! i kan spel propper lik wot i allways doo.

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
Congratulations


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Posted: 27th Feb 2003
Smallboy - you baked!!!!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
Is that a:- SmallBoy you baked....something last week.
SmallBoy you bake....from time to time.
SmallBoy you're baked....as in you've been out in the sun too long.

All are true.........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 27th Feb 2003

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Random smiley-ing

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 27th Feb 2003


I was referring to your Blancmange, but you don't need to bake it

Silly me!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
Anyone for a slice of pikachu?

SmallBoys busy carving him now.......

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others.

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
Sorry, I don't eat Lightning types. or rodents. But I'll go for a half-rack of Blastoise ribs. Medium rare please.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Posted: 27th Feb 2003
Would do but I can't get his fucking shell off, he keeps burning me in the process


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