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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Wanders in does the dusting, tidies up the piles of clothes that has gathered dust and further piles of clothes, puts fire toys in paraffin, slaps Uzeall for not giving him his chains back, puts lid back on ice-cream, massages feeling back into his legs after peace march, wakes random hobo's found under piles of clothes, restocks jam sandwiches in cupboard under stairs, tends to hanging garden of babylon replica, burns another chunk of hair out, paints UV smiley face on wall, dyes chest hair pink skins up and settles down to everyone forgetting his birthday*)

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BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Birthday....errr who's birthday are we talking about??? perhaps the HOP'ers might need a SMALL clue??

ohh Mr Small Boy.......could it be your special day

Bammers


Lightening strikes bloody soon me thinks.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
according to HOP time.
according to GMT it's tomorrow........tea?

Cookies cooling on the side

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Happy Birthday Small One

Have some cake and fine wine

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
hey mate , am sitting here listening to the aural delights of the chilis at high volume!!

well happy birthday me ol' mucker, how old are you now? s'pose i'll see ya before too long, maybe next month...i'll gi'ya a call

oh yeah, i got this for you... pulls out "Small-boy Special" tower cake though as i spied no cake when i stepped in id bring one for you -enjoy!!

big hugz mate!
K

whats up with all the limitations?


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
heppy berfday, small-in-some-ways-but-not-others boy

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
??? - errrrm, lush.........
I'd love to know who starts these rumours

Awwww - fanx guys - Mwa - x

(*Goes off in search of big knife to cut cake into bits for stopper byers*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Morning Darling, are you feeling all "Peachy" today


Bammers Slammers

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
happy birthday and may beavers shower upon you all day

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


DizMr Dizzy....
154 posts
Location: Spiralling into uncertainty


Posted:
Hey mate,

Ouch!! I'll get the chains to you very soon.

Anyhoot how you feeling today? Well??

Fancy a ?

D

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Crawls out from under the weather*)

Dizz - Yep, beer would be lovely - or indeed 4 beers and a few hits on a bong.....now where did I leave my brain????

Thanks for everyone that made my birthday special
Hugz 4:-
Bamz - The young lady that makes everyday feel like my birthday
Uz/Foxy/Cole/Muhaha - 4 the bumps and not laughing whilst I was screaming like a schoolgirl
Hels - Coz you're luvvly
Glass - for random appearance and sideshow style juggly entertainment
All the other HOP'ers that I saw (that always make it down on a tuesday anyway, and just pretended to be there coz they love me) and that sent me birthday wishes/hugz/smiles/etc
All the other people that post here coz your great too.........

Just off to apologise to all the people that are now scared to share the same room as me - lol.....
Especially the guy that now thinks I fancy him - less for me..........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
bump

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Whispers*) Cheers gorgeous, but it's not really a bump if you're already taking up floor space on page 1.....shhhhhh......

Big hugz and lots of kisses

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
.....and I suppose I'll have to explain the whole "Cam on beer on his birthday" thing when i see you next......I promise you I don't actually fancy Adam........regardless of what i told him..... His mate on the other hand...-

(*Runs away before being in more trouble*)



[ 22. February 2003, 05:32: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think that was just an extra one for your birthday - mima didn't get to give you any on tuesday

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I know, how rude was that........I go meet her family and she doesn't want to meet mine......honestly these students are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo inconsiderate some times - hehehehehehehe

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Woooooohooooooo - post number 1600 -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
small one I think you're great

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Careful sweetheart, someone'll have you committed to a loony bin for things like that -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Too late cos I'm already living in one.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
there is a lot to be said for rubber walls

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
i'm quite fond of rubber walls....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yeah, they're soooo much better for bouncing cups off of when you send them flying off the table with contact to contact staff throws.........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
you bastard! i helped give you the bumps! and also my work fleece for which im going to get in trouble for, and helped you walk, and untied the balloons!

you evil sad, mystiphying, masoginistical, evangelical tosspot!




but i still love you!


NIPPLES!!!!!

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Masogonistic??? - You leave my masogon collection out of this.......

Errrrm yep, you can have your fleecy back on Tuesday, quite possibly saved me from hypothermia.....Thank you for walking me back to Spitz for my coat which I actually left at work, and cheers for helping with the bumps, I went on what other people said about it.........

Errrrm cake?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ooohh...thanks (mumble mumble not real;ly chocolate hobnobs are they..mumble mumble...nice all the same tho)

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ok, so that would entail finding the biscuit tin, last seen in the hands of a furry Simian looking creature..... normally found lurking under the sofa biting things and ranting on about electrocuting people that don't agree with him.
Although today.......he's missing........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
HELLOOOOOOOO


::ribbit::

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hellloooooooooooooooo - xxx

Hmmm d'ya think there was a bored Cass online last night by any chance?

(*Goes off to see how far back these visits go*)

Everyone on page 1 or was it more than that? -

Luvvly to hear from u again princess.

Cam

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
I thought I had a stalker.. but he never fones me...

Just kiddin Smallboy.. hope you are well.. I'm having a poo day at work - so I'm on strike...
Just thought I'd pop in to say hi and to sit down and roll one.. put the kettle on luv..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


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