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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
SmallBoy, thought you might want to know that that last post was #420 on your intro thread.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Good morning world.

Well we've entered 2003......and how are we feeling Small one?

Dr G perhaps you should make a home visit to Small Boy and Hels Bells....(hehehe she didn't fall over this time)

Happy New Year to all who visit the small house.



BamBam

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
It's weird, I still have the shakes......

Didn't have the strength to go spin with Jez & Kali last night, and now the nicotine withdrawal symptoms are sticking pins in my head.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone who I managed to drunkenly upset NYE, (Quiet beer my ass) although I think the fact that they can laugh at me so hard is probably enough.
Sorry to Jez, Amy K, Simian, Mima and all the other peeps who were obviously devastated by my lack of presence.


Mr Alienfox sir...you iz definitely a fox - lol
I didn't realise you were such a good snog though......

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
LOL to Small Boy and Alienfox

I'm soo going to get the pictures back soon

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
SmallBoy - can I tempt you to a tequila (you know it makes you happy), or a glass of water......or are you OK with that ash tray???

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ok but just a pint please.........the ashtray's mine though...mmmmmm ash flavoured beer......

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


snee manmember
12 posts
Location: devonshire


Posted:
ummm beer flavoured ash. Hi small boy sorry I didn't write but I'm just getting used to this forum marlarky.
You've got alot of messages
Boy.do I take it that you've quit for new years. If so , snee slaps a nicotine patch on small boys ass and shouts weeeeerrrrr hhhooooooo.
anyways happy new year and anyway make love to all the lovely ladies you can as you'll only live this life once, unless you believe that the univers is expanding as time moves forwards and that when it starts to contract time goes backwards and this happens over and over again.
Is that a determined view of life then? must mean we have no control over our lives ? If so, no guilt!!!!! weeeeeeerrrr hhhhaaaayyyyyyy.
ramblings monslanggerrrlings from the sneeman

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
weeheee, thanks loverly! xoxoxoxox
*offers SmallBoy some borrocca in a glass of vodka*

its water..... trust me `

Currently on the right side up of the world.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
LSD. Tasteless. Colorless. Odorless.

Here, have a drink of water, dearie!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
GIVE ME VIRTUAL DRUGZ
Coz I no longer drink/smoke/smoke/drop/snort or anything, and the withdrawals are killing me.....
Except coffee......I couldn't live without my caffeine. (And I did try)

SneeMan - Hello, thanks muchly and it's always nice to get a new person post back - even if I do have to drop hints to get them to -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
SmallBoy? You've quit doing all drugs?

Ok, this is great news, don't get me wrong. Congratulations and I seriously hope you start feeling better very soon (and believe me, you will feel a LOT better than you have in a long time), but...

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
GIVE ME VIRTUAL DRUGZ
they're cheap, easy to hold of and best of all, you can take them all day at work and no-one will notice!

happy new year cam

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sorry - "........for a month"

Phew - don't want anyone else reading this and passing out.

Must dash chaps

Luvy'all

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
The world is ending when that boy quits. Hooray for Armageddon

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey cam.

just thought i'd come round and blatently sliffs in front of you

shut the windows man - its all about the passive now...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hey Cole, nice to see you again last night....even tho it was minus 2 degrees and there was only about 20 of us.

Stay Green man

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
But what if you want to stay purple or blue or maybe orange, what then, hmmmm?

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
It's a free country and everyone's entitled to live their life in the colour of their choice.

But I know Cole's Green more than just occasionally -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Come on who wants to be the last post on my page 11?

Edit - Oh it was me.....not counting properly obviously......

[ 10. January 2003, 05:02: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey gorgeous!
How's t'ings? Was going to roll you a sliff, then realised that would be evil what with your detox and everything. So I decided to roll ME a sliff....

Ping!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
PONG!

wahey - an hour and a half lunch, with beer (not enough to be pissed but enough to be happy about my blagged extra half hour) has really got me in a good mood

roll on february eh cam...?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Oh yes, I'll roll on EVERY day in February.

tings iz peachy cru - Started day in Hackney at half 9, got breakfast in TWICE (fat bastardlike but £1.75 for 2 bacon, 2 sausage, egg, beans tea & toast - had to be done) before servicing an extremely cute girle (IT wise) and then spending an hour fixing all her "new starter teething probs" this afternoon....on top of which......managed to set up person in Novell for 1st time today, got the backup server working (after 4 weeks work) & managed to build a proxy server (unmonitored net access for me for a few weeks - hehehe).

Or in other words.....
2dayz been fucking grand.........

"Achieving stuff at work is not in the job description but it helps to make you look good"
- My Boss - This Morning

And I have a feeling that the month off will end abruptly around Friday night-ish.....given up fags & booze for good though.

Hugz
Mwa - xxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
And I have a feeling that the month off will end abruptly around Friday night-ish.....


see ya friday

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
why is there no slurred hels speech yet My only drunken story of late was getting so stoned I could barely walk at the last punk show, then getting drunk, and slamming one of my friends in the face with a water cooler jug, who was stoned from 10 blunts and didn't know what happened. I think booze makes me violent

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Hallo sexy Small!

SO nice to see you at Spits!

Will be missing you and the group all da time. Having you in mind and heart! I shall go up north and expect to see you in those parts soon!

Wishing you the best in the New Year.

Love and big hugs
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Awww - big hugz Pixie Girlie.....we'll miss you heaps too.

It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, (*Goes off for more coffee*), It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday - Wooohoooo

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:





JUGGLEwithyourmind!


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Looks like the small ones lost it again.

Drome when do you leave London

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Cool new sig hon - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by BamBam:
Drome when do you leave London
she's already left us

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


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