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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
Smallboy,

Thie is your application form for N.E.W.B. Agent. Upon completion, please notify N.E.W.B. headquarters and your application will be processed.

1) Are you really small?

2) Are you really a boy?

3) What does NASDAQ stand for?

4) Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (I am assuming you are already well aware of the gravity of this question)

5) What is the indefinate ingegral of y=0.5x?

6) What was your favorite toy in childhood?

7) What's that? *points over there*

8) Do you believe in extraterrestrial intelligence?

9) What if G-d was one of us?

10) What question would you ask here?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
You should stop banging your head on the computer Small One. Just cos NYC does it doesn't make it cool.

Meh

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Yay bounce, been away too long.....

1) Sorry I don't understand the questions is that "are u really small" as in actually small or as in REALLY small?

I guess I'm reasonably height challenged

2) Please check photo gallery, me thinketh so....

3) It stands for nothing, it is totalitarian to the core.......and it certainly wouldn't stand for bloody tube strikes.......

4) Bovril. But Marmite is quite nice depending on the mood I'm in and whether I have bovril to hand.
Although I'm bi-spreadably curious.....(*whispers in fear of being laughed at*)....I haven't tried nutella but it sounds (*drool*) luvvvvvvvly

5) It's been 5 years and about 4 kilos of grass since I did A-level maths....I think the question in question is highly questionable.

6) I had a security blanket until I lost it in someones thread. (If anyone has seen it please let me know - virtual spliff as reward)

7) It's my goldfishes security blanket, I stole it to share the misery

8) Yes, I even hold out there's extra intelligent terrestrials too but I'm still looking.....

9) Laws of physics and my beliefs system are WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY out

10) Does anyone know of any fit poi girl(s) that needs some of the best casual sex of their lives?
This does obviously lead to the question "why aren't YOU shagging them? - hmmmmmm...."

C@ntus - Really ????

U mean something that NYC does isn't cool?

sorry meant to end sarcasm here.

But he's my hero.....

Damn, should have ended it here....oh well.....

Anyone around for a....


Sorry for being away for a few dayz guys (shhhh dare I say it 6)....but you didn't have to hide me in page 3 - lol

U guys rule
Mwa - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
HELLO DAAAVE?

IS THAT DAVE?

WELL IS DAVE THERE...?



DAVE!? MY WIFE NEEDS TO USE YOUR TOILET!!

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
FLY BY HUGGIN!!!!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
you're my wife now dave - muhahahaha

(*Hugz MisStix back - mwa - x*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia

Posted:
right, i do believe i spotted your security blanket in Hels Bels's intro thread earlier. You should be able to find it tucked in beside the couch, where you were cowering a few weeks ago. Hope that helps!

Please keep virtual spliff reward, i am a non splifficator...... will accept hugz in its stead...
thankyou! xxoxoxox

Currently on the right side up of the world.

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
BOO!

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
what what what? (sorry i havent been here for so long...i got bored one day and decided to write my life story...finised that within a minute)

you havent tried nutella?? huh? i know what your christmas pressie will be now ....oh toiletries...so do you now...hang on i shall delete that bit..bugger...the delte key doesnt work...or the backspace...shite...i know....cam..dont read that last bit ok?
TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England

Posted:
I'd like some toiletries for christmas, but they have to be low maintenance and able to grow in chalky soil

Anyway, it's been a while since I posted in here, how's things?

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Peachy, or at least it should be.....I had a nasty hangover this morning and I'm still coming down off the weekend..........the days going really well and yet I wanna curl up into a corner and hide for a bit.

Remind me never to go out partying again -

Edit to say:- I got 2 weeks worth of crap to fill u guys in on:
On happier notes we recently supported fire striker peeps and got some kewl photos done.
Errrm Saturdays party was blinding.....
Been at work for a week and a half now (and may I say the women that work for Burberrys are a reason to work here on their own *Droooooooool*)
Jobs funky blah blah blah......and when I regain the power of conversation I'll be back in.

Feel free to help yourselves to beer out the fridge or some coke or whatever.....

[ 05. December 2002, 02:33: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Posted:
ooo coke - not had that in a while.. walks to fridge and pulls out can.. opens drinks... BBLLLLLUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHPPPPPPPPP! Sorry Coke always makes be burps

How ya doing SmallBoy? Been out partying then hunny? Wish I had been - I've been a boring girl the last few weeks.. been doing lots of stuff but no parties - which is good really need to give my poor nose a rest

Looking forward to a right mash up next week tho - Boxing Club in Reading - Awakening - lovely small family trance doo.. bout time the old girl got her dancing shoes on.. anyway take it easy Cam - Niki

Ps - I still got your blankie.. It's washed and clean I've put in on the table in the corner. Fanks for lending it to me..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...

Posted:
helloooo booty-full one

was so luuurvly to speak to you again last night, miss our random convos!

huge hugs and love
lolli x x x


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
Hello darling it was lovely to see you at spits yesterday... Hope all is well with you!

Love n hugs,
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Posted:
*steals all the hard liqour in here, and lugs it off to his thread* fanks man, hope all is wwwweeeellll

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Cheers guys, big hugz - x

Bram - Nice one, I was trying to get rid of that block of whiskey for months.
Ahhhh Hard lickers.........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
I just want to thank Malcolm for the new smileys.......

Actually I also want to walk on the moon, smoke a grass reefa, cover a cute girl in ice-cream, write a novel, listen to something other than the crap the guys have got on the radio, get my nipples tickled by UCOF (don't knock it till you've tried it), set my staff on fire (It's been a WEEK since I bought it - grrrrrr), hug 4 people at once whilst standing on my head, laugh at the lucky heather lady falling over the pavement here in picadilly circus (hasn't happened, I just want it to), eat some jelly, smoke another grass reefa, do something about the ice-cream mentioned earlier before it soaks into the surrounding area, visit Australia, re-discover Atlantis, jump up and down screaming "wibble" in the middle of trafalgar square, eat lasagne, drink several beers, re-invent the musical scale to include the new notes of bo and wo, have heart failure and related near death experience, find a magic ring, eat some magic beans, dance my ass off for 8 hours, spend the next day recovering..........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
.......eat a frog, eat a pog, invent a way of making myself invisible, try nutella, ween myself back off nutella, grow another foot (height, not physically another foot, coz then I'd be more of a freak than I am already), meet more HOP peeps, come down off this caffeine, make it thru a tuesday night without getting pissed, be declared clinically sane, meet Elvis and tell him that his mum says his dinner's ready, and, and, and I want a light sabre.................phew did I leave anything out?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
You need to give big to all the girls cause we love you honey! I love your stream of writing. Almost as beautiful as you.

Small you are an angel I wish to know you for a long time.

Wove,
Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

faery emBRONZE Member
fae
259 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom

Posted:

warp children still smile the same

"when i left the mine i realised that the world was changing. or was it us who were changing?"

faery emBRONZE Member
fae
259 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom

Posted:
not been here a while.....

*pokes nose into a few corners*

yes it's just as wierd and wonderful as ever

warp children still smile the same

"when i left the mine i realised that the world was changing. or was it us who were changing?"

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
I haven't really done much hanging out in here.

So...uh...how did you get the name SmallBoy, anyways?

(*Muses at possibility of it being "Girlfriend" and goes off to wet himself laughing quick before the truth is revealed*)
Non-Https Image Link

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Hugz Drome and Amy K and gives to everyone even remotely female (including Jez - muhahahahaha - will write apology for this later bud)

Mike if I had me anything to make up for I'd run round calling meself LargeBoy.
I am short and Childish say no more
(*Muses at suggestion of actually having had girlfriend and then goes off to wet himself before the truth is revealed*) -

Nice comeback though -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
Nice comeback though -
I told ya I owed you one! Here, have one of these:

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Posted:
I need to come over more often, its getting to sane in here

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom

Posted:
hello cam

look look i'm in your place!

What you were saying about tv, it reminded me of a song. I have been racking my brains for the past 15 minutes thinking it was skunkanansie then REM, and discovered that it was by the best band in the universe (in my opinion ) Red Hot Chili Peppers. They did a song called "Throw away your television" on "By the way"

umm yeah i dont know why im telling you this im just waffling, yeah its very true tv is evil it must be DESTROYED raaaaaaaaaaaa

anyway im off to bed

i bid you peace and happiness

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Hugz for Jem - xxx

I'll see your bid of peace and happiness and raise you 3 monkey's and an inflatable life raft.

Yes, TV is the root of all evil......actually women are the root of all evil according to an old e-mail I've got somewhere but Television is definitely the nations drug of choice.

It's addictive, gives children retardation of social skills, is full of crap and you pay for the privelege. And yet we're encouraged to watch it because as a nation we are controlled by media, and public opinion is swayed too easily by the brain rotting blatant bullshit that we see time and time again on the news, popular soaps and adverts............

(*worst disgruntled tarzan voice*) - Me no buying in, me get own fix........

How's y'all?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted:
Small what do you think happened to America?!

LOL anyhow hope you are well and all is good!

Sliff? *passes a just rolled sliff for small to light*

Here ya go

Anyhow off to science museum to make some cash,
Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
*dumps a 'nic-capsule' on the coffee table and laughs at smallboy eyeing it with a suspicious mid-week-drug-amnesty type gaze*

quote:
Originally posted by dromepixie:
Anyhow off to science museum to make some cash
man i love that place. i went to university next door and got free entry for three years! i hardly spent any time out of the launch pad - its the kids bit where they have a one-person roundabout, a giant bubble machine and best of all, a shadow chamber. badass.

i agree that tv is the drug of the nation (' disposible heores ' anybody?). however sometimes, evil is very informative, not to mention entertaining.
for example, without a tv i'd still have no idea what a fountain is (the ones you do with clubs - no water features round here mate) and i'd have had to have paid out about £2000 to go see the league of gents perform all their shows live.

brookside is well crap though.

[ 13. December 2002, 01:40: Message edited by: coleman ]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
mmmmmmmmm - sliffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!

Brookside? - They're still showing that?
We don't pay enough for TV liscences obviously.....lol

Hugz

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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