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Werekitten


member
Location: Sheffield, England

Total posts: 54
Posted:I'm just looking for weird n wonderful quotes hopfully some funnies so please go for it

"A gentalman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionallly"

Wilde


An innocent child will usually have the most evil intentions

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Lyra
SILVER Member since Feb 2004

spiny norman
Location: Cincinnati,damn it

Total posts: 314
Posted:"the question is; is our children learning?".......Bush (please guys, weve got to get this guy out of the presidency)

"your wife, is she a goer, eh? eh?eh?"

" yes, she does sometimes go"

"i bet she does, i bet she does, eh?eh?eh?"

later on;

"youve slept, with a lady?"

"yes"

"whats it like?"........Monty Python(nudge, nudge, wink, wink)


if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes

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Sunrise


Ivetka


Total posts: 211
Posted:Warrior of light needs time to himself.And he uses that time for rest,contemplation and contact with the Soul of the World.Even in the midst of a battle,he manages to meditate.

Little by little,everything that seemed complicated begins to become simple.And the warior is glad.

Paolo Coelho


sunny
grouphug

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you.
Fredrich Nietzche ( or something)


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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lorry
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

member
Location: cheltenham, gloucestershire

Total posts: 19
Posted:"a girl can do anything if she's wearing the right shoes"
marilyn monroe


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Trillian
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio

Total posts: 319
Posted:"Llamas are larger than frogs" ~Monty Python
"if your mouth is spicy, eat some cheese" ~someone's senior quote in our yearbook


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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Kapura Mataaro


Kapura Mataaro

HoP resident longboarder.
Location: Tasmania, Australia

Total posts: 195
Posted:"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
-boondock saints prayer.


"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas

Total posts: 3776
Posted:i stared into the abyss. the abyss stared into me. neither of us liked what we saw.

a man said to the universe "i exist!" "however!" replied the universe "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation!" (stephen crane)

an optimist goes to the window each morning and says "good morning god!". a pessimist goes to the window and says "good god! morning!"

when the first living thing was created, i was there, waiting. and when the last living thing shall perish, my job will be done. i'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave (death)


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:love that death one. its funny biggrin

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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borismcnorris


borismcnorris

professional pedant
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 137
Posted:Loving the Paulo Coelho, foxylady!

The Manual of the Warrior of Light is one of the most inspirational books I've ever read. Everyone looky here and here.

Hooray for proper multi-lingual websites!!! cool weavesmiley biggrin


A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho

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TheSilverShadow
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

TheSilverShadow

Uncle Chop Chop
Location: Time is the Fire in which we b...

Total posts: 213
Posted:" lest get straight down to brass tax, how much for the ape? "
"the world is yours"


"Do you know what the Phantom is??"
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k


Total posts: 182
Posted:"Work is the curse of the drinking class"
"A mind is like a parachute, It has to be open to function"
"Frog may laugh at Dragon, But only once"

cool


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Sunrise


Ivetka


Total posts: 211
Posted:Written by: borismcnorris

Loving the Paulo Coelho, foxylady!




wink

thanx for webs...its nice to read to..hug

"warrior of light shares with others what he knows of the path"grouphug


sunny
grouphug

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
-Robert X. Cringely

I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally
-W. C. Fields

I'm a confirmed negaholic. I don't just see a glass that's half full and say it is half empty; I see a glass that's completely full and worry that someone is going to tip it over.
-Peter McWilliams

I argue very well. Ask any one of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
-Dave Barry

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
-Eric Hoffer


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Heluerto
GOLD Member since Jun 2004

Heluerto

Member
Location: Oxford, UK

Total posts: 17
Posted:'Human tales? Human's don't have tails, they have big baggy pants, and they go round saying 'Hi Helen'!'

also

'Ooh, Gravity Works'

- Ferngully, the Last Rainforest


Hx

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz

Total posts: 2615
Posted:1. Even a broken watch tells the correct time twice a day.

2. Im not with him! (arsn after i was giveing cheek to a fish and chip girl).

3. Hugs and smiles are free don't hold them back smile :hug . (me)


that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Stevils on Fire
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Stevils on Fire

member
Location: South Africa, Gauteng/Canada O...

Total posts: 25
Posted:"I say sir, are you British?"
"Yes, but only by decent."
"By decent?"
"Yes, I came down by parachute."
The Goon Show - can't remember which episode :P bounce


Drie rooibok ramme spring oor drie bolle dooring draad!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

Robert Orben

I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Raisins, 2003


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:" bad ass strippa in the escelee
jump out the truck i'm in san tropez "

ARGGGGGHHHHHHH *Mary stabs jentina in the middle toe*


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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TheSilverShadow
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

TheSilverShadow

Uncle Chop Chop
Location: Time is the Fire in which we b...

Total posts: 213
Posted:"stop moaning it only hurts when the pains there"

"Do you know what the Phantom is??"
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ieuan
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

holy man
Location: Upstate, NY

Total posts: 110
Posted:"You want to know what the real problem is? The problem is that half of america just enjoys being stupid. The other half just doesn't care and they have no sense of urgency about anything. The small amount of people who do care, drown in the sea of apostasy and ignorance created by everyone else." -my brother when asked on what he thought about the state of the nation.

I say we vote Mr. Possitive for president! biggrin

.


Gather your harps from the willow trees, dust off the ancient strings. Call the bards and prophets, let them sing healing and freedom. Let light and love flow from the strings, colors of revelation.

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Spontaneously Combustable


Spontaneously Combustable

The cuter FRD
Location: London, Brixton

Total posts: 214
Posted:Mr Positive is the way forward smile


----There are no opportunities, only problems----

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Lyra
SILVER Member since Feb 2004

spiny norman
Location: Cincinnati,damn it

Total posts: 314
Posted:"death comes to all things, except crabgrass".......Dave Barry



" what are you saying?"

"its unpimpable"

"damn!"...............Pimp my Ride


if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire

Total posts: 3276
Posted:my mate Jess once said "Whats French for croissants"

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:Beer ...the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.

homer simpson



You smell like dead bunnys



it tastes like burning



even my boogers are spicy



I'm happy and angry



Ralph wiggum



there is no emoticon for the anger i am feeling

comic book guy

EDITED_BY: vaperloc...the mighty (1087837168)


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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k


Total posts: 182
Posted:In God we trust. All others must have Data

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:"So I was playing the pub trivia machine, I was on 50 double or nothing, when it came up with this question:If all time is relative, there can be no such concept as being. Discuss."

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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twistedfirestarter


twistedfirestarter

member
Location: OZ

Total posts: 53
Posted:A dream can be made with a thousand different threads, but it only takes the pull of one to have it all come undone frown sad but still good

~*~peace and trust takes years to build, yet takes only seconds to shatter~*~

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Gri-gri


Gri-gri

Member
Location: Richardsbay, South Africa

Total posts: 84
Posted:"People are often scared to look back at the past, for fear that it may reflect the future. The only similarity between the past and future is that you exist in both of them.

The difference, you can mould the future and as a result of the past, you have the experience to do so!"

( meditateDEEP meditate)


Where the mind goes,
The body will follow...

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My hairs on fire


My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus

Total posts: 515
Posted:''If you mess something up, i mean REALLY mess something up and you cant fix it then the best thing you can learn from it is not to do it again''

''Were all in the gutter, just some of us are looking at the stars''

''If its got pistons or boobs then its gonna be expensive''


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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mtbeer
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

mtbeer

ARRRR!
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA

Total posts: 529
Posted:"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett

"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok

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