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Werekitten
member
Location: Sheffield, England
Member Since: 16th Apr 2003
Total posts: 54
Posted:I'm just looking for weird n wonderful quotes hopfully some funnies so please go for it

"A gentalman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionallly"

Wilde


An innocent child will usually have the most evil intentions

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:(Quagmire walks into bathroom stall and sees a tied up cheerleader)

"Dear diary....Jackpot!"


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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darkness-before
darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea
Member Since: 24th Apr 2007
Total posts: 197
Posted:Bump,
"Goths, I like the way they pretend they're ugly on purpose" Mac from green wing

"my only friend is Tom" Me about my sad my space profile

"Theres nothing funnier than watching a fat bloke run" My mate Big T a fat bloke


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:*Bump*

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

Socrates/Plato: Complaining about Greek Youth


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:"There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good." ~Edwin Denby

"Stifling an urge to dance is bad for your health - it rusts your spirit and your hips." ~Adabella Radici


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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=Flashpoint=
=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:"The past is gone, the future is unknown, today is a gift. Thats why they call it the present" - Kung Fu Panda. Who'd have thunk a kids film would have wisdom?

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:Originally Posted By: =Flashpoint="The past is gone, the future is unknown, today is a gift. Thats why they call it the present" - Kung Fu Panda. Who'd have thunk a kids film would have wisdom?

that is definitely not original. fun movie though smile


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:For those not getting enough e-mail: Quote of the Day. These are pretty well researched and so on.

Each day is also themed.


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:and the original reads:

"yesterday is history
tomorrow is a mystery
today is a gift
that's why it is called "the present"

wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:Thanks, im a bugger for misquoting. I now make the assumption that it's a far older eastern koan.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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philisweatly
philisweatly

life's a garden, dig it
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 115
Posted:8 year olds dude...

haha

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. Thats the price she has to pay. (Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera, 1935)

While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas Ill never know. (Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers, 1930)


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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