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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:now all the eejit managers contradict you

i wish i was at the folk festival with my friends cry


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:you get to the folk festival with your friends, a zeplin crashes on it.


i wish.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you wish but nothing happens

i wish my bed was already made


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Iishxc
Iishxc

newbie
Location: Texas.
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 35
Posted:You're in bed to bad its of glass shards.

I wish i didn't have to work today


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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you do but i don't coz its still Sunday here

i wish i was at the gym


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Iishxc
Iishxc

newbie
Location: Texas.
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 35
Posted:You go to the gym but quickly catches fire and everyone is evacuated out


its was sunday here too but I had to work

I wish I could play my ps3


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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:You could play your ps3... (You have the ability to) but sadly it was crushed by an elephant riding a unicycle.

I wish nothing would go wrong with my wish.


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Iishxc
Iishxc

newbie
Location: Texas.
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 35
Posted:Well to bad something goes wrong with you wish and now you are a sea monkey

I wish I knew how to juggle


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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you do but only your work commitments

i wish my car was fixed


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Your car can no longer mate with other cars


I wish BACON!


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Bacon appears but is eaten by a dog.

I wish I had a nummy cookie!


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:You have one, but it makes your mouth numb so you do not taste it anyway.

I wish that thorium was more interesting.


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Thorium is all of a sudden more interesting! It fights crime wearing a purple and white spotted leotard, can see through walls, melt solids with its toenails and can turn any liquid into mucus using the power of persuasion... sadly for you, you're no longer studying thorium... you're studying a new element, Franglium which is formed in a process in which sandpaper and nappies are superheated, compressed and shot out of a cannon into the arctic tundra producing 98% Franglium, 1% bubble wrap, .5% corn starch, .25% AA torch batteries and .25% cowbell.

I wish that I could do these assignments more easily without reducing the quality.


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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:An infinite number of monkeys knock on your door, and say they're tired of writing Shakespear and want to do some of your assignments for a change.

Unfortunately, you get caught when one of them leaves a bunch of little bananary fingerprints all over the paper, and they wind up getting the qualifications instead of you. Plus they eat all your food.


I wish I didn't have to work on such a lovely sunny day.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:You don't have to work on such a lovely sunny day... because you've been hospitalised... Now all you can do is watch re runs of days of our lives and watch people poorly do the 2bt weave outside your window.

Douglas Adams! He's a good old chap, I wish he didn't have to die.


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Ry_Canuck
Master of Mediocrity
Location: St Kilda, Australia
Member Since: 21st Sep 2008
Total posts: 25
Posted:Doouglas Adams dosen't die, but meets Tom Cruise and gets hooked on scientology and then re-writes all his books to Reference Scientology. The answer to the Ultimate Question no longer is 42 but "Scientology". The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is made in to a movie... starring John travolta and due to Scientology the Universe dosen't actually end.

I wish that all Reality Television shows would just go away


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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Oh hello, this threads back is it! I used to like this one.
Reality Television shows go away. They are replaced by Television Reality, where EVERYONE acts like that, it is all recorded to be manipulated later, and there is NO OFF button.

I wish my venue was back where it was last year.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:It is. Of course they've started strip-mining the old site, but that's where your venue is.

I wish newgabe was my mom. ubblove


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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=Flashpoint=
=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:He becomes your mom, but he gets so traumatised by the experience he kills you with a penguin.

I wish I was a wiser man smile


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:newgabe is a she.

You are. So wise that you are captured by the U.S. government, your brain is surgically removed, and you live the rest of your consicous life (of several centures) in a bottle dispensing wisdom.

I wish I had the attention span....


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Suddenly you have an amazing attention span... one that lasts for an infinite amount of time and you focus on the first thing that comes to your attention, the rate at which paint is drying on the wall of a warehouse.

You pay attention to this paint until it is completely dry, at this point you commence to continue paying attention to it by musing on the rate, how long it might have taken under different conditions and whether or not the colour would have any impact on the speed of drying.

I wish I had more people to poi with...


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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get some but they are zombies...


i wish for some snow.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:a flake lands on your nose , but melts away


i wish spam was vegetarian


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:you are a giant, tasty vegetable.

I wish I were super crazy good at poi/staff right now smile


Just a dancer in the dark

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:You are suddenly rather good at both poi and staff... but sadly nobody else knows what it is so not only do you have nobody to play with but theres also nobody to appreciate fully what you do... everybody keeps requesting that you do the buzzsaw where you lift it up to the ceiling and down to the ground again.


I wish everyones wishes didnt have to get corrupted.

EDITED_BY: Mother_Natures_Son (1250995739)
EDIT_REASON: Typo!


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JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:Poof! you are! But then everyone else in the world gets better than so you're still just kinda average frown

I wish I had the best bed in the world and I could sleep (I'm at work right now (430am here and exhausted)


Don't mind me, just passing through.

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JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:missed that page... sorry MNS, you're wish is sorrupted by someone currupting your wish, hehe.

I'm still tried, I'm gunna stick with my bed wish and hope someone doesn't set it on fire.


Don't mind me, just passing through.

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Wraith_Dividend
Wraith_Dividend

Bunny Bane
Location: i cant see because my head is ...
Member Since: 26th Mar 2009
Total posts: 205
Posted:your bed doesnt get set on fire

IT GETS OLD FRYER OIL POURED ALL OVER IT

i wish i hd more rasberries


if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game

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Sir Nuggit II
Sir Nuggit II

The sequel
Location: South London
Member Since: 4th Jul 2009
Total posts: 26
Posted:Everyone in the world turns in to raspberries and you have no one to talk to.

I wish my coffee machine wasn't out of any of the components needed to make caffinated coffee!


Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:It is now working fully.. however you have no cups, mugs or other receptacles and your mouth has been sewn shut..

I wish summer was just beginning again


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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