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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word, he made contact, "Mary . .. Mary . .."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun and then I have sex twice. I
have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late
at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Phalaborwa."
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word, he made contact, "Mary . .. Mary . .."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun and then I have sex twice. I
have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late
at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Phalaborwa."
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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
Um. Well that's an original introduction to say the least..
Welcome to HoP.
Perhaps you'd like to tell us more about youself?
Have a nice day.
Um. Well that's an original introduction to say the least..
Welcome to HoP.
Perhaps you'd like to tell us more about youself?
Have a nice day.
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Posted:
That made me chuckle! welcome to HoP! are you new to poi to?
That made me chuckle! welcome to HoP! are you new to poi to?
it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
*Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick* ... boing ... boing ... boing ... boing ...
Cute! Welcome to HoP!
*Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick* ... boing ... boing ... boing ... boing ...
Cute! Welcome to HoP!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Posted:
Hey VeryFunner,
Welcome
and have a great time here
Hey VeryFunner,
Welcome
and have a great time here Sunshine or rain, it's not anymore the same...
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