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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


The Tea FairySILVER Member
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
ubblol

Yeah, if I was single I might be up for it, but I'm not! He sounds like a really nice guy though, from what I've seen on HoP!

Strugz: hug

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Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:
umm confused smile biggrin ubblol ubbloco

ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile

weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley

Never had you pegged as Cilla Black Meg... ubblol You should get your own show *methinks a Stint on Renegade at PLAY is in order...*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I've got long hair for another 24 hours... I could fool him but he knows where I live ubblol
(He's gonna LOVE this thread meg ubblol )

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz, fancy a bit of a 3way? wink you know where we're at baby!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
This thread has the FULL approval of strugz. (No really! It does!)

Strugz needs a girl! Don't think that you have to be a well known hopper to pm him! You don't! Lurkers are nice people too.

You do need to be over the age of 17 thou.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


GnorBRONZE Member
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
and under 50 perhaps.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


-sandy-BRONZE Member
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
can anyone jump on this bandwagon? ive been single for far too long too. Any offers?

"Don't do it naked!"


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
what is it with you lot? sandy and strugz you are both hunks! I cant believe you are single!! you're both far too attractive and lovely to still be on the shelf.

Come on ladies, get yourselves some lovely staffing hunks, while they're hot! biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Seeing as I'm *STRAIGHT* and haven't had a girlfriend since I was 16 (11 years ago) I offer myself up for any ladies to do with me as they please... rolleyes

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
is this turning into another HoP male auction thread? ubblol

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Tut! Tut! Tut! David, I thought you better than this ubblol

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strugzBRONZE Member
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
hey guys - get out of my thread, your not welcome here wink

mcp = priceless ubblol

ubblol

ohhh - ive got mail ..............

ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
ubbangel

I'm sure I'm skinny enough to pass myself off as some Thai Hippy Chick tongue

Saki Saki?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


ohhh - ive got mail ..............




I'm totally the Hop PIMP now!

woooooooo!

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
ubblol

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Saki Saki?



Don't you mean: "Sucki Sucki?"

ubbangel

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
No... I was offering Japanese Rice Wine...



This is a PG Board you know Dame Ekydrebu.... ubbangel wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
you mean ekydrebu? wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
That's what I said! Except with a captial E tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


YakumoSILVER Member
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
He *is* lovely, and totally deserves someone to match

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strugzBRONZE Member
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
shucks redface

thanks man biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


87wt2gxq7 1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
 Written by: Yakumo


He *is* lovely, and totally deserves someone to match



careful there, you could be scuppering his chances by telling all the ladies he's a Nice Guy!

wink

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
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8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Pfffft! Strugz is a slut puppy and deserves spanking with a rolled up newspaper!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: Skulduggery


Pfffft! Strugz is a slut puppy and deserves spanking with a rolled up newspaper!



hahaha... now it is getting more interesting wink

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strugzBRONZE Member
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
when skully smile

when........... !

can Ucof watch wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Skulduggery


Pfffft! Strugz is a slut puppy and deserves spanking with a rolled up newspaper!



and for the price of a date, a lucky girl can live out that fantasy! wink

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
i would just like to add that MCP is serious ubblol

i know usually she talks bollox, but this thread holds "some" truth wink

ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
As a close friend of Strugz, I feel I should put up a fair, honest bio of him, to help all potential lady-friends decide if he is the right kind of guy for them.


Strugz
Full Name: Marcus Roosevelt Bartholamew Struggers
Age: Less than 50, more than 48
Sex: Not enough, obviously
Height: Slouches up to around 4'3", bigger when fully erect ubbangel
Weight: 1.3 tonnes, but this is due to having the best part of a trans-atlantic cargo ship in his back in the form of uranium rods.
Language: Grunts and moaning of an apish nature. Swears well in English

Likes: Staffs. Fire. Fire-staffs. Staffs of fire. Weed. Chicken
Dis-likes: Badgers (but won't admit why). Me (now...)

Ideal lady: Hey, beggers can't be choosers.
Ideal man: Keith (cos he looks like a lady in most light

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Also strugz has size 11 feet.

ubbrollsmile

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Which for the good of mankind must always remain in his reinforced boots of steel and atmospherically sealed socks.
(He even keeps them on in bed.......so I'm told)

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


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