TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
P.S. When did you hit the peroxide...?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Written by: Arnwyn
WOW!!
Well done lil man!
Just wait til Mummy wakes to you having gotten yourself out of bed and walked into hers and Daddy's bedroom to say good morning to them both!![]()
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Written by: Valura
yesterday i did some walking for the first time. my mummy got a fright. it was very funny. then i fell down on my bum.
YAY!!!![]()
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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Let's relight this forum
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
Written by: GitasGuy
Yaaaaay!!!! you rock kiddo! Congrats so whats next? keep us informed on your adventures. Even the ones mummy doesn't know about! I'll keep it secret for you!!![]()
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Written by: arsn
Just like penguins flying... they only do it when people aren't watching...![]()
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
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