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Posted:
As a variant to "The funniest thing you heard recently???"
In Delhi, India I was visiting a mosque (as a tourist - I'm a huge fan of Islamic architecture), it was a Friday so it was super busy.
Everything and eveybody was serious and very pious. Then I saw a young guy (early twenties) with a turban on and his t-shirt it read:
"I love feminists
and cute lesbians too"
I had to escape before turning into a giggling puddle on the floor.
Would have been a top photo, but I didn't feel comfortable wipping out my camera during friday prayer.
Whats made you laff out loud recently?
As a variant to "The funniest thing you heard recently???"
In Delhi, India I was visiting a mosque (as a tourist - I'm a huge fan of Islamic architecture), it was a Friday so it was super busy.
Everything and eveybody was serious and very pious. Then I saw a young guy (early twenties) with a turban on and his t-shirt it read:
"I love feminists
and cute lesbians too"
I had to escape before turning into a giggling puddle on the floor.
Would have been a top photo, but I didn't feel comfortable wipping out my camera during friday prayer.
Whats made you laff out loud recently?
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lastnight, i was watching deal or no deal (UK) i was a bit spazzed out still from the rave the night before, but i found it sooooo funy that within the first three rounds the contestant had wiped out nearly ALL the big prizes, and every other box chosen was a big prize. long story short by the end the banker offered her £2000, she had two boxes left............£750 or £5000 (i was hoping for the £750) in the end she beat the banker but my god that show was tripped out
lastnight, i was watching deal or no deal (UK) i was a bit spazzed out still from the rave the night before, but i found it sooooo funy that within the first three rounds the contestant had wiped out nearly ALL the big prizes, and every other box chosen was a big prize. long story short by the end the banker offered her £2000, she had two boxes left............£750 or £5000 (i was hoping for the £750) in the end she beat the banker but my god that show was tripped out
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lol i was watching on the oterh day, might have been yesterday where it took me 20 minutes to work out that they were dressed up for eurovision, and it wasnt a really bad transvestite, it was actually a woman
lol i was watching on the oterh day, might have been yesterday where it took me 20 minutes to work out that they were dressed up for eurovision, and it wasnt a really bad transvestite, it was actually a woman
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just been watchin the higlights from big brother and HOW funny was it seeing that blond prima-donna screeching " i need bottled water, i feel like i'm going to die, i CAN'T drink tap water, i feel like a tramp moan moan moan
F&%*ing spoilt, stuck up, self centered cow
man she needs a slap and if there is any opetunity for the general public to make her do demeaning tasks that she will fail........................it's getting my vote haha
just been watchin the higlights from big brother and HOW funny was it seeing that blond prima-donna screeching " i need bottled water, i feel like i'm going to die, i CAN'T drink tap water, i feel like a tramp moan moan moanF&%*ing spoilt, stuck up, self centered cow
man she needs a slap and if there is any opetunity for the general public to make her do demeaning tasks that she will fail........................it's getting my vote haha SILVER Member
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Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!
Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!
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Posted:
ok last weeks "have i got news for you" Paul Merton with his "how do you do" comments concerning the national curriclum for babies
and when i was walking in the park last week there was a Staffodshire bull terrier tying to get a stick, only the stick was actually attatched to the tree and he was spinning around and around and around about 4 foot off the floor....
ok last weeks "have i got news for you" Paul Merton with his "how do you do" comments concerning the national curriclum for babies
and when i was walking in the park last week there was a Staffodshire bull terrier tying to get a stick, only the stick was actually attatched to the tree and he was spinning around and around and around about 4 foot off the floor....
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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oh i totally agree, keep in the spoilt cow i'd like to see her suffer BIG TIME. she needs to learn there's more to life than bottled water and peroxide 
" I NEED BOTTLED WATER, I CAN'T DRINK TAP WATER"
i wonder why....................because it comes out of a tap......................or because it's too common to drink water from the tap (even if it is filtered twice)
send her to africa so she can experience REAL dehyration
pete................what can i say the guy is wicked, it's good he's highlighting the fact that people with tourretts(SP??) can function in socioty
Written by: Medusa
Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!
oh i totally agree, keep in the spoilt cow
i'd like to see her suffer BIG TIME. she needs to learn there's more to life than bottled water and peroxide " I NEED BOTTLED WATER, I CAN'T DRINK TAP WATER"
i wonder why....................because it comes out of a tap......................or because it's too common to drink water from the tap (even if it is filtered twice)
send her to africa so she can experience REAL dehyration
pete................what can i say the guy is wicked, it's good he's highlighting the fact that people with tourretts(SP??) can function in socioty
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lmao, ravehead, you really dont like her, eh?
lmao, ravehead, you really dont like her, eh?
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
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i don't like anyone that shallow, selfish, childish, manipulative, etc,etc............she is the embodyment of so much i don't like about human nature all rolled into one
i wouldn't say i hate her, no........hate is a powerfull emotion and at the end of the day the only person that is affected by hating something/someone is the person doing the hating.
i don't like anyone that shallow, selfish, childish, manipulative, etc,etc............she is the embodyment of so much i don't like about human nature all rolled into one
i wouldn't say i hate her, no........hate is a powerfull emotion and at the end of the day the only person that is affected by hating something/someone is the person doing the hating.
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on the way home from Firegathering there was a thai restaurant called "Beau Thai" hahahha brilliant!
on the way home from Firegathering there was a thai restaurant called "Beau Thai"
hahahha brilliant! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Written by: jo_rhymes
on the way home from Firegathering there was a thai restaurant called "Beau Thai"
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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a small dog humping a guys leg at the bus stop
a small dog humping a guys leg at the bus stop
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I saw Jo Rhymes running around and trying to make her Molly Dog hump her leg, but with all the ecouragement in the world the dog just wasn't interested....
I saw Jo Rhymes running around and trying to make her Molly Dog hump her leg, but with all the ecouragement in the world the dog just wasn't interested....
Let's relight this forum 
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i just found this in my mail box, the audio is poor so you need to turn it up to hear the message at the end
https://8200n.com/unbelievable3/ub3sublim.html
i just found this in my mail box, the audio is poor so you need to turn it up to hear the message at the end
https://8200n.com/unbelievable3/ub3sublim.html
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Well theres always this
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/23440/matrix_cow/
Gotta love Kung Pow,, a very silly film,, but then all of the 'Thumb' films are insanely daft aswell
Well theres always this
https://www.metacafe.com/watch/23440/matrix_cow/
Gotta love Kung Pow,, a very silly film,, but then all of the 'Thumb' films are insanely daft aswell
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RAVEHEAD! that scared the absolute S**t out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that really wasnt nice.
(now who should i send it to)
Written by: ravehead
i just found this in my mail box, the audio is poor so you need to turn it up to hear the message at the end
https://8200n.com/unbelievable3/ub3sublim.html
RAVEHEAD! that scared the absolute S**t out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that really wasnt nice.
(now who should i send it to
) "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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ROFL it's great ain't it
ROFL it's great ain't it GOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:
Apparently she's a recovering anorexic... Anorexics believe the toxins in tap water will make them fat. Her friends have said that she has attempted suicide a few times and are now berating big Brother for failing to pick up on this during her psychological profile and allowing her into with house with that state of mind...
Hmmmm...
Written by: raveheadWritten by: Medusa
Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!
oh i totally agree, keep in the spoilt cow
" I NEED BOTTLED WATER, I CAN'T DRINK TAP WATER"
i wonder why....................because it comes out of a tap......................or because it's too common to drink water from the tap (even if it is filtered twice)
send her to africa so she can experience REAL dehyration
Apparently she's a recovering anorexic... Anorexics believe the toxins in tap water will make them fat. Her friends have said that she has attempted suicide a few times and are now berating big Brother for failing to pick up on this during her psychological profile and allowing her into with house with that state of mind...
Hmmmm...
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Ravehead, you are lucky I don't know who you are or where you live, otherwise I would come and beat the
out of you! 
: I think I soiled myself...
*Leaves room to go change pants*...
*comes back with clean underwear*
Haha, sending link to a number of people who are already afraid of the dark
Ravehead, you are lucky I don't know who you are or where you live, otherwise I would come and beat the
out of you! : I think I soiled myself...*Leaves room to go change pants*...
*comes back with clean underwear*
Haha, sending link to a number of people who are already afraid of the dark
'n Boer maak 'n plan.
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Posted:
I can't see what ravehead has linked to but if it's the one with the Cradle of Filth song that if played backwards recites the 'The Lord's Prayer'.
Yes that was a guaranteed pant-soiler everytime...
I can't see what ravehead has linked to but if it's the one with the Cradle of Filth song that if played backwards recites the 'The Lord's Prayer'.
Yes that was a guaranteed pant-soiler everytime...
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Posted:
Ravehead tut tut tut trust you boys to be predicatable.... still damn funny though
Ravehead tut tut tut trust you boys to be predicatable.... still damn funny though
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Posted:
Yeah thats the one all right
Rave that was damn funny
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I can't see what ravehead has linked to but if it's the one with the Cradle of Filth song that if played backwards recites the 'The Lord's Prayer'.
Yes that was a guaranteed pant-soiler everytime...
Yeah thats the one all right
Rave that was damn funny
My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....
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cruel, very cruel.
cruel, very cruel.
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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But fun all the same,, just Mailed it to many people at work so now people here love me more than ever
But fun all the same,, just Mailed it to many people at work so now people here love me more than ever
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
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glad you liked it
pwned ( courtesy of me, and steaks)
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=11203
glad you liked it
pwned ( courtesy of me, and steaks)
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=11203
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Posted:
that is most definatly the funniest thing i've seen today!
Written by: ravehead
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=11203
that is most definatly the funniest thing i've seen today!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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the link doesnt work anymore, what gives? i want to show a friend!
the link doesnt work anymore, what gives? i want to show a friend! "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Awww where'd it go
Awww where'd it go
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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i don't think think the mods liked it never mind i'll have to sent it to you on msn pen
i don't think think the mods liked it never mind i'll have to sent it to you on msn pen Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Mr Rave have you been a naughty boy again
now get on msn,, my curiosity is unstopable heh
Mr Rave have you been a naughty boy again
now get on msn,, my curiosity is unstopable heh Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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i want it too! add me!
i want it too! add me!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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