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Eera


old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay

Total posts: 1107
Posted:A quick poll of the contents of the wallets of three male friends revealed that all of them carry condoms. All of them are either married or in long-term relationships and as a rule don't use condoms with their partners.

So, my question to the blokes. Is there an intention of being unfaithful by carrying these "just in case" condoms. Is it a reflection of the relationship itself or is it just a comfort thing, the same way that women carry sanitary protection even though there's no chance she will get her period; it's just nice to have them around.


There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:It's good to have a spare so you can lend one to a mate, or even a girl-who's-your-friend (as opposed to girlfriend). I use them in my relationship anyway, so I always (well, nearly biggrin ) carry them.

Now, were they flavoured, ribbed or extra safe? ubblol ubblol


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simian


simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London

Total posts: 3149
Posted:Slightly off-topic

While in an establishment known as the "Coal Hole" on the Strand, Dr Lightning informed me that carrying condoms in your wallets for lengthy periods of time is a bad idea, as they tend to degrade somehow and become more likely to fail.

We then went to see Star Wars Episode Three: Which Was So Bad I Can't Even Remember The Subtitle Now


"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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nucleon


nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands

Total posts: 404
Posted:you can use condoms for way more than yust ..wel just that. its like having a folding knife while youre not planning to stab anyone, ever. you might run into an apple that you want to loose its skin(for eating purposes) I mean, think of al the tings you could do with a condom. you can carry water in it when youre thirsty or go fishing with it or to a lesser degree, you could use it toe make a catapult with...

so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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FireByNite
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

FireByNite

Are you up for it??
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 349
Posted:to follow on from last post: whilst being a very young age (like 13 years ago) used to with mates put said condoms on exhaust pipes out the drags biggrin

Are you up for it?
wink;)

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:i'd rather have 1 and not need it, instead of not have 1 and do need it

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:A guy at my school, who was 15 at the time, had a condom at his wallet and "never went anywere without one". 15 for chrissakes. Still, its better than getting a girl pregnant.

He's currently having a lot of trouble with girls cos he can't stay faithful. Git.


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Get his favourite girl to fit him with a chastity belt.

biggrin


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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:*shudders at the thought of drinking water from one*
Lube - yum umm

I think it's a case of all men are scum, but are responsible scum...

Possibly


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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:thank you very much, i happen to be single

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:Huh?

confused


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:Written by: Durbs



I think it's a case of all men are scum,




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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:Meh, dude - sarcasm smile
hug

Honestly - I think it's a case of ego boosting ("Just in case I get lucky"), responsibilty and practicality.

And not all men are scum - possibly just me.
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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:ubblol

i do have to say though, if your carrying condoms in the remote possibility that they may be needed as water carryers.......i tend to use non-lubed ones haha


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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:What the hell is the lube doing on the *inside* anyway????? It's spermicide for those who skived Sex Ed in yr 9! ubblol

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:Either way - I still don't want to drink it smile

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:I agree with Durbs.

Ick.

Anything designed to go on the end of a guys thang is a definate "No Drink" zone smile


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:*resists making very poor taste and lewd comment*
...

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Nnnngghhh
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Mustn't....make...joke...about...oral...nnngghhh...

...

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KaelGotRice
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

KaelGotRice

Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Location: Angel's Landing, USA

Total posts: 1584
Posted:What if you need a water balloon to throw at someone real fast?

ubblol


To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

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Harry_Potter


Harry_Potter

ToadStool Circus Acts
Location: Derbyshire

Total posts: 181
Posted:Written by: nucleon

you can use condoms for way more than yust ..wel just that. its like having a folding knife while youre not planning to stab anyone, ever. you might run into an apple that you want to loose its skin(for eating purposes) I mean, think of al the tings you could do with a condom. you can carry water in it when youre thirsty or go fishing with it or to a lesser degree, you could use it toe make a catapult with...



Yeh you can use Condoms for many things. Such as if u heat one up while its in the packet, you can fit it over a telephone box. Come on tell me you dont wanna do that!!

I personally dont carry condoms around. But then ive always known that there will be condoms at the parties i go to so..


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:The best use for a condom is to inflate it on your head.

Tis hilarious biggrin

(So what if I'm easily pleased?)


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:You people are giving far too many ideas to a guy about to go to university for 'freshers week! biggrin

And the flavoured ones taste disgusting anyway. I'm undecided on whether the taste of lube is *better*... umm


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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:Why were flavoured condoms invented in the first place?
Like we're going to suck it with a rubber on..


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:This week my wallet contains mostly.....moths

I once had a condom packet split in my wallet.....was quite funny paying for goods in a shop with a lubed up card that smelt of rubber ubblol mmmm slippery....poor girl didn't know what to do biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Novelty Value? Maybe if you're paranoid about STDs or you don't know the guy... Maybe...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Cold sores.

Yuck.

wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:I would laugh at that, but the thought is too busy making me go "EEEEEWWWWWWW..." biggrin

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House

Total posts: 1286
Posted:i think its always a good idea to carry a condom in your wallet even in long term relationships, its not just in case the oppertunity to cheat comes up (well at least i'd hope not) its just incase your partner forgets to take their pill, or thats the reason i carried one in my last relationship (all 16 months of it)

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:Some guys just do it for an ego boost so they can brag to their friends. An ego boost is good for you every now and then smile

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