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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:you read the name. im trying to get a list, and ill be writing them down as it goes.



with a toaster

over an open fire on a stick

etc



cheers and thanks, pete hug kiss hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Chickpea
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol

Total posts: 305
Posted:um - under a grill

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Josie-Posie
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Josie-Posie

member
Location: Clapham, London

Total posts: 82
Posted:on a camping stove - does taste a little gassy though!

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Chickpea
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol

Total posts: 305
Posted:on a bbq
on a trangia


Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

Total posts: 1530
Posted:er, slowly by poking it with insense?

I like Languages.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:As Mr. Burns likes them: steamed.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:with a clothes iron

with hair staightners

with a curling iron


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:with a magnifying glass on a hot day

ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:in the oven
in the microwave (?)
By holding it onto an electric fence
by suspending many high wattage light bulbs above and below it
on top of the engine block of a car
wrapped around the exhaust of a car
by dousing in alcohol and then setting alight
sticking in front of a reverse cycle heater for a while
holding it over your poi/staff
magicing away the raw toast and substituting it with cooked toast
attach to the barrel of a large gun

and thats it, im out of ideas


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:strap it to your body and pray like crazy that you spontaneously combust?

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:strapping it to your buttocks and sitting on an electric heater

You'll find me on the dance floor

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:laying bread neatly on an electric fence

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:eat one whole jar of jalapino peppers, attatch said toast to the wall and let one rip devil

You'll find me on the dance floor

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:over a blowtorch
in a bushfire
on the road on a hot day
catapault it too the sun, but just right so gravity slings it back
fry it


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:wild sling it across a field into a raging inferno of fire spinners

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:start a bush fire, and sporadically sew slices of bread into it into it?

You'll find me on the dance floor

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:take out the fan from you computer and replace it with the bread

leave it in a sauna


back

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:go fishing for lava monkeys in a volcano using the bread as bait

You'll find me on the dance floor

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:Chuck it into the middle of a raging argument?

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:leave it on top- of your computer monitor

why are you cooking toast, anyway? wouldnt it make more sense to cook bread, to turn it into toast?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Josie-Posie
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Josie-Posie

member
Location: Clapham, London

Total posts: 82
Posted:soldering iron - then you could write on it too
get a job in a power station and strap bread to the turbines
put it on my desk - the air con stopped working!


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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:as a sandwich with cheese tomato and ham in a toaster on its side

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Josie-Posie
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Josie-Posie

member
Location: Clapham, London

Total posts: 82
Posted:helicopter and volcano,
replace tiles on space shuttle with bread...


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:TOAST!!

you want crumpets!


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

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Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:with a clear contact juggling ball ubblol

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Strap it to Noddy, because he's hot. ubbangel
And aren't we forgetting...frying pan with butter?


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:i wrote that one in my last post, soz doc.



MiG, ive changed the name to '101 ways to MAKE toast - please help'



oh yeah, thats 45 ways biggrin



cheers, pete xoxox


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:you could strap it to your buttocks, then paas gas through it while holding a lighter on the other side of the toast!?! shrug

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Use the knife-thingie from Hitchiker's Guide.
Expose it to the mid-July mid-day air in New York City (briefly...don't want it to burn!)
Hold it over one of those candle banks at a church.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:Lay the bread between the folds of an electric blanket turned up high



Hold it up to the air vent (the backside) of an air conditioner



Lay it on the beach in the sun



Put it in a waffle iron



In a George Foreman table-top grill



On the Hibachi at the local Japanese restaraunt



In a toaster oven (not a toaster and not an oven)



With a lighter



Slice bread with a light saber



With a lazer



Lay it on a hot rock



On a hot sidewalk/driveway



Under a stage spot light

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Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:a fire breath from pele

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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