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Location: melbourne, Australia
you read the name. im trying to get a list, and ill be writing them down as it goes.
with a toaster
over an open fire on a stick
etc
cheers and thanks, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
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mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
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Location: bristol, Australia
um - under a grill
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom
on a camping stove - does taste a little gassy though!
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
on a bbq
on a trangia
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
er, slowly by poking it with insense?
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
As Mr. Burns likes them: steamed.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
with a clothes iron
with hair staightners
with a curling iron
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1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
with a magnifying glass on a hot day
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
in the oven
in the microwave (?)
By holding it onto an electric fence
by suspending many high wattage light bulbs above and below it
on top of the engine block of a car
wrapped around the exhaust of a car
by dousing in alcohol and then setting alight
sticking in front of a reverse cycle heater for a while
holding it over your poi/staff
magicing away the raw toast and substituting it with cooked toast
attach to the barrel of a large gun
and thats it, im out of ideas
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"master"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
strap it to your body and pray like crazy that you spontaneously combust?
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551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
strapping it to your buttocks and sitting on an electric heater
You'll find me on the dance floor
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
laying bread neatly on an electric fence
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
eat one whole jar of jalapino peppers, attatch said toast to the wall and let one rip
You'll find me on the dance floor
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
over a blowtorch
in a bushfire
on the road on a hot day
catapault it too the sun, but just right so gravity slings it back
fry it
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
wild sling it across a field into a raging inferno of fire spinners
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
start a bush fire, and sporadically sew slices of bread into it into it?
You'll find me on the dance floor
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
take out the fan from you computer and replace it with the bread
leave it in a sauna
back
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
go fishing for lava monkeys in a volcano using the bread as bait
You'll find me on the dance floor
...curiously lost
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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Chuck it into the middle of a raging argument?
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
leave it on top- of your computer monitor
why are you cooking toast, anyway? wouldnt it make more sense to cook bread, to turn it into toast?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
member
82 posts
Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom
soldering iron - then you could write on it too
get a job in a power station and strap bread to the turbines
put it on my desk - the air con stopped working!
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
as a sandwich with cheese tomato and ham in a toaster on its side
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Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom
helicopter and volcano,
replace tiles on space shuttle with bread...
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
TOAST!!
you want crumpets!
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Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
with a clear contact juggling ball
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Strap it to Noddy, because he's hot.
And aren't we forgetting...frying pan with butter?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
i wrote that one in my last post, soz doc.
MiG, ive changed the name to '101 ways to MAKE toast - please help'
oh yeah, thats 45 ways
cheers, pete xoxox
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
you could strap it to your buttocks, then paas gas through it while holding a lighter on the other side of the toast!?!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Use the knife-thingie from Hitchiker's Guide.
Expose it to the mid-July mid-day air in New York City (briefly...don't want it to burn!)
Hold it over one of those candle banks at a church.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
Lay the bread between the folds of an electric blanket turned up high
Hold it up to the air vent (the backside) of an air conditioner
Lay it on the beach in the sun
Put it in a waffle iron
In a George Foreman table-top grill
On the Hibachi at the local Japanese restaraunt
In a toaster oven (not a toaster and not an oven)
With a lighter
Slice bread with a light saber
With a lazer
Lay it on a hot rock
On a hot sidewalk/driveway
Under a stage spot light
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water based
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Location: melbourne, Australia
a fire breath from pele
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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