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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:We all have them.

Mine is:

"Pining for the fjooooOOOOOORDS??!?!?!?!" ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

What's yours?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:sorry doc we skipped a few or we'd be here all day...note then

THIS is the full scetch.. wink ubblol transcripted and Ideal for any party of pythonites (is that a real word)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Raro
member
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 97
Posted:Welcome to castle Anthrax.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

The salmon moose!

oh fishy fishy fishy where did that fishy go?


The Salmon moose!

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:Written by: Raro

Welcome to castle Anthrax.




We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen- and- a- half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us.

sounds like heaven


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:you must punish her...then you can punish us all...

(is this the right thread???) wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:yeah i think so

sir galahad the chaste


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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cleezy
cleezy

journeyman
Location: augusta, georgia, united state...
Member Since: 20th Apr 2009
Total posts: 58
Posted:I was wondering what you guys meant by "whats the average airspeed velocity of unladen swallow" i just thought it was some wierd random question...then is saw a bunch of answers that said african or european...so i googled it and a youtube result came up... WOW, YOU GUYS OPENED UP A NEW WORLD OF FUNNY!!!
i watched the holy grail and can't stop quoting the movie and all my friends think im wierd

"are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"


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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Another bites the dust....

grin


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:WHAT... iz. your nayyyme?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:explain again, how sheeps bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Flecolan
Flecolan

Chillisity!
Location: Nieuwkoop, Netherlands
Member Since: 15th Aug 2007
Total posts: 42
Posted:-In a nutshell. So I thought to myself, `a little fermented curd will do the trick.' I curtailed my Walpolling activities, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

-Come again?

-I want to buy some cheese!

One of the best sketches ever ^^


Pagan Hippie ^^

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:so, in my physics lecture today, the lecturer started the day by saying 'good morning.. im not in a good mood today, so if anyone is being rude, im going to ask them a question.. if theyre wrong, im going to ask them to leave..'

so about halfway through, some idiot up the back was talking away, so jeff, the lecturer, stops, slowly gains the attention of this guy, then asks him 'what is your favorite color?' to which the guy replied 'blue'.. promptly followed by 'no, wrong, get out of my lecture'

i couldnt stop laughing, it was too close to 'blue.. no green. AAAAAAGH!!!'


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:
One of our french teachers once made us translate the Dead Parrot sketch. Very odd.

I just bought the box set of the films, but the Holy Grail dvd stops working midway through, and I didn't find out until it's too late to send it back. frown


Don't think I can pick one favourite quote.. too many options smile


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:'He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'

'We would like...a shrrrubbery!'
'But a small one, not too big..'


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:and put it there so that it makes a two level effect with a little path running down...

...And that, my liege, is how we know the earth is banana shaped

i never wanted to be in this shambodick sketch...

Nudge nudge wink wink, say no MORE!


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Flecolan
Flecolan

Chillisity!
Location: Nieuwkoop, Netherlands
Member Since: 15th Aug 2007
Total posts: 42
Posted:By what name are you known oh great enchanter?

-There are some who call me, Tim

To the north there lies a cave, the cave of Caerbannog. Wherein carved in mystic runes, upon the very living rock the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail!

-Where could we find this cave o Tim?

Follow.

But follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance of this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man has fought with it and lived!!
Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair!! So brave knights if you doubt your courage or your strenght, come no further for death awaits you all! with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

one of my favourite characters in the movie^^ Tim the enchanter


Pagan Hippie ^^

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:-Just a waffer mint-

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:It is waffer theen....

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:you know my brother and i agreed while watching a clip of the knights of camelot that a monty python themed party would just be awesome smile

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:
My hovercraft is full of eels.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:I will not buy this tobacconists, it is scratched.

And the first question is for you, Karl Marx. The Hammers - the Hammers is the nickname of what English football team? 'the Hammers?

Exterior beautiful English church. Birds singing, a hymn being sung. Suddenly, sound of a high-powered car roaring towards the church. Screech of tires as a huge open-top American car screeches to a halt outside the church. The bishop leaps out. Behind him (as throughout the film) are his four henchmen... vicars with dark glasses. They wear clerical suits and dog collars. They leap out of their car and race up the drive towards the church. As they do so the hymn is heard to come to an end. Sound of people sitting down.
Cut to interior of church. Vicar climbing up into pulpit. Cut back to exterior. The bishop and his vicars racing through the doors. Interior of church. Shot of vicar in pulpit.......


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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:the marathon for incontinents smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:My nipples explode with delight!

hug

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:I can't believe no-one saw fit to mention the Lumberjack song ...
Very classic Python that, and it had my sons in hysterics every time they watched it! laugh3 laugh3

The best Pythin movie though is of course Holy Grail (although mum never really understood the ending where the police turned up and arrested everyone!). Many of the classic lines have been mentioned already but no-one said about the Llama/Moose credits. I fear this may be due to incompetant movie theatres who seperated the travelogue skit that was supposed to precede the movie - "and now let us return to Venice and more of those f**king gondola's!"

The same thing happened to the animated christmas card story that originally preceeded the Life of Brian. It ended up being a "hunt the angels" free-for-all which is why the opening credits of LOB have the angel getting shot and falling down - it ma still raise a chuckle but it's even funnier when it followed the christmas cards!

and of course the pirate accountants that invade the Meaning of Life... they were great at connecting random things!

"A llama is bigger than a frog. It has 2 eyes, 2 ears, and a beak for eating honey,"

Gumby flower arranging - "First take a bunch of flowers - tulips, begonias and pretty chriss-san-thee-mummmmm-mimummmmms"

The boys love it!


too many to choose from...
grin


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:MY BRAIN HURTS!

OOOH! IT'LL HAVE TO COME OUT THEN!




Not quite an ism, but the fish slapping dance is wild.



On the subject of frogs and llamas, is that part of the same skit in which a sheep becomes a luxury aircraft???


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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:not the version I saw:



and fish slapping dance - concur!
a taste:



Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Oh, indeed...

Same kind of animal related silliness from Cleese, though.



EDITED_BY: Mother_Natures_Son (1243829595)
EDIT_REASON: Forgot the link.


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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:the majestik moose..... a moose once bit my sister.... no really! she was carving her name in its side with a toothbrush given to her by a dentist in oslo.....




mmmmmm majestik grin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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