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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:We all have them.

Mine is:

"Pining for the fjooooOOOOOORDS??!?!?!?!" ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

What's yours?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:ooo so many to choose from.

brian: 'im not the massiah'
crowd: 'only the true massiah would deny being the massiah'
brian: 'okay, i am the massiah'
crowd: 'he is the massiah!!!'


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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The Tea Fairy
The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2004
Total posts: 853
Posted:We are the knights who say: Nee! Nee! Nee!

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:wait:

"isnt it awfully nice to have a penis,
isnt it frightfully good to have a dong,
its swell to own a stiffy,
its devine to own a dick,
from the worlds tiniest tadger,
to the worlds biggest prick,
so three cheers for your willie or john thomas,
horrah for your one eyed trouser snake,
your piece of pork your wifes best friend your percy or your c o c k,
you can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can stick it in your sock,
but dont bring it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you wont, come, back"


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Hmmmm... a few years ago, I was walkng through the streets of Belfast, when suddenly "Every sperm is sacred" started playing in my head. I tried very hard not to sing it, but that made me burst into laughter, so I hummed it instead. Not sure about my favourite pythonism, but that's definitely my favourite Monty Python moment smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Lycanthrope
Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 209
Posted:another shrubbery!!!!!!!!
some call me tim
and for gods sake change your armour


Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Isn't it awefuly nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest brick!
So, three cheers for your willie or john thomas.
Hoorah! for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your whife's best friend
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it in your sock
Don't take it out in public or they'll throw you in the dock
And you won't come back!


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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coleman
coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:splitter! (sadly closely connected with current affairs)



and of course the classic "ooh, you lucky b astard..." smile



...do as jesus tells you and your life will be blessed...





cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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doctor_fandango
doctor_fandango

co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Location: in the corner beside the filin...
Member Since: 19th Jul 2004
Total posts: 761
Posted:the speech before the throwing of the holie hand granade
"...thou shal count to 3. 1, 2 ,3. thou shalt not count to 4, and 5 is right out.. ." classic


There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:" big gnashy teeth" with finger motion

shrubbery and knights who say "ni"


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:not sure about a fave but this sketch is awfullly good

one day son all this will be yours
what the curtains?
..................


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Ifrit
Ifrit

The GF of HoP
Location: Somerset, England
Member Since: 17th Aug 2004
Total posts: 492
Posted:Let us praise God. O Lord,...

...ooh, You are so big,...

...so absolutely huge.

Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...

And barefaced flattery.

But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

Fantastic.

Amen.

Reminds me of Primary school, " Worship God or you can sit in the corner for the rest of the day!"

Plus any remember that sketch from flying circus which involved wife swapping and horse racing style commentary?


fire leads to creation

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:lol
i am the master of python quotes tim just ask pyro monkey


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:"How can a woman expect to understand a professor of logic when the simplest cloth-eared syllogism causes her to flounder?"

"Well, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you." "Righto, sir." BANG! flop. "What a senseless waste of human life!"

"Notice that they do not so much fly--as plummet." BAAAAA! Thud.


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:my favourite is probably the remake of the sketch "how not to be seen" but done through a halo view smile

if you pm me nicely with an email adress i'll email it to you tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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.Morph.
.Morph.

addict
Location: Lancashire, UK
Member Since: 23rd Mar 2002
Total posts: 669
Posted:NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again.

Pure genius smile


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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Life of brian....
stop saying it, your only making it worse for yourself

how can I make it any worse...jehova..jehova...jehova


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Lyra
spiny norman
Location: Cincinnati,damn it
Member Since: 24th Feb 2004
Total posts: 314
Posted:i couldnt pic a favorite, bu the first one that came to mind was "ya ya in Bavaria, where trees are made of wood"

if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:we are the knights that formally say NIII!!

what do you say now?

TUCITUCIGRINNNNNNN


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Birgit

Hmmmm... a few years ago, I was walkng through the streets of Belfast, when suddenly "Every sperm is sacred" started playing in my head. I tried very hard not to sing it, but that made me burst into laughter, so I hummed it instead. Not sure about my favourite pythonism, but that's definitely my favourite Monty Python moment smile



I don't think that's Monty Python... I think It's Cleese and a few others, but not Monty Python proper. Am I wrong?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:well it was in the meaning of life so i think it counts

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I retract my previous post...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:First song on "the meaning of life" in "the miracle of birth part 2 the dark ages.....Norfolk" ubblol when the dad has to sell his kids coz the mine has been closed down.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:mwahahaha
i am python master


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Bring it on yoni.
"the people called the romans they go to the house"
...
"what tense?"

"dative..dative"


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:u stand no chance. i watched that film 11 times in 2 days once

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:*bows down to the mighty yoni*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:oh yes noddy it is actually we are now the nights who say eckyeckyeckypetanglupoi

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Seye
Seye

Geek
Location: Manchester, UK
Member Since: 27th Mar 2005
Total posts: 1261
Posted:I have the 'nudge nudge, wink wink' sketch and 'nobody is to stone anyone until I say so - even if someone does say Jehova!' on my phone as video clips.

You can usually download python sketches through the classic comedy section on 3 services. Great when you are bored! biggrin

You can now buy the box sets of flying circus & the python films from virgin megastores in the UK - Each priced 19.99. Bargain!


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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:eckyeckyeckypetangluZIpoi

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:it is merely a pronunciation

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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