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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:Let's talk about beards.

I like them biggrin

What are your views? Do you have one? what is your favourite type (If you have a favourite)? do you want one but can't have one?

My friend has an awesome goatee with mustache thing going on: long chin hair (perfect for thoughtful stroking) and a 'tache that can curl at the ends!! I want one, it looks so much fun!!

At the moment, I have the 'Jazz Spot' (my fiancee didn't like the biblical look, but then, she hasn't seen this one on me yet)...

Anyways,

Let's talk about beards.

:beardwearingsmiley:


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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onewheeldave
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: sheffield
Member Since: 28th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3252
Posted:You may enjoy this online beard resource-

http://www.beards.org/beard01.html


"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."

--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32


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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Have you got a beard Mr Onewheeldave?

smile


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hexagonic
hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 18th Feb 2004
Total posts: 1687
Posted:frown no spurlon Morlock style handlebar option.

My sister got married last month and so I had to shave my goatee off - but the week before i styled it into the above, which was much nicer than expected.

Yay to handlebars!! bounce2


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:I think it depends on the shape of your face and your eyes.

If you have stunning, sparkling eyes, the big unkempt look can work really well, but if you have glasses, maybe the little philosophers type goatee would look better.

I like beards biggrin


Getting to the other side smile

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:I got a goatee...

don't know if you can really see it in my avatar!


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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spritie
spritie

Pooh-Bah
Location: Galveston, TX
Member Since: 9th Sep 2001
Total posts: 2014
Posted:I'm personally not a fan of a mustache by itself on men I date (they can become too prickly and I've had them go up my nose when kissing which is NOT a pleasant feeling). Handlebar mustaches on older men with a belly though, I think look great.

A nicely trimmed beard on an older gentleman can look nice as well, but I'm not partial to them on guys under 40.

I think a goatee can look good on younger guys (under 40) but only if you don't have the double chin thing going. Then it's entirely ruined.

Yup, opinionated today, that's me. biggrin


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nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Written by: Hexagonic

spurlon Morlock


I'm perturbed by this.


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Dominy
Member

Member Since: 22nd May 2005
Total posts: 2
Posted:beards are cool, but i dont like young men with yorkshire ripper style facial hair.

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Gelfling
Gelfling

Watcher of 80s cartoons
Location: Chepstow & Bristol
Member Since: 7th Jul 2004
Total posts: 665
Posted:Beards are great for keeping warm in winter and stopping sun burn in the summer. As someone who is lazy by nature, beards are simply a natural feature. As an offshoot beards apparently tickle vital areas wink

>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1785
Posted:I'm not so keen on naked faces and moustaches on their own are just suited to old men IMO!

Every face is a different shape and some people suit beard styles that would make other people rediculous!

i can't go anywhere with my boyfriend with out people stopping him and praising his beard. Its not a completely full beard, the sides are kept neat and tidy with the main middle bit being long. :-)}


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The Fade
The Fade

fading happily....
Location: melbournia australia
Member Since: 23rd May 2005
Total posts: 212
Posted:i loves my beard. i trim or shave it every now and then when i start to feel like a monkey but its usually somewhere between a gotee and totally unkempt. being able to pull on your beard when youre distracted or thinking is the awesome.

We walk light
Down the wires
Higher than weather baloons
Empty hearts on fire...

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mtbeer
mtbeer

ARRRR!
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 529
Posted:I tend to lose my goatee from time to time due to fire related accidents. What's really annoying is losing eyebrows and eyelashes redface



There is nothing worse than smelling burnt hair for days...


"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok

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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:Indeed, the thoughtful tug is best!!

What is considered a 'jack the ripper' style?

I want facial hair like your avatar, mtbeer! That's just what my friends' looks like!!


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:omg how hairy is this guy?!


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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:I would love to indulge but am still, at 24, facial hairedly challenged- Being blonde doesn't help matters.

BUT

If I could I'd have some nicely pointed burnsand a goatee, and very short hair. biggrin

One day...


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spacey
spacey

mischeivious pixie
Location: Sydney
Member Since: 5th Feb 2005
Total posts: 291
Posted:personally i find full facial beards creepy. i dont know why, but i find them wrong ubblol

goatees are ok, and tashes are ok but beards urrrrrrrr ubbloco


"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon

"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"

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jinvincible
jinvincible

king of the hedgehogs
Location: Madtown
Member Since: 18th Nov 2004
Total posts: 125
Posted:I like beards, or at least my own. I keep it pretty full, tho occasionally I have been known to sport a "saucy new summer do". The wifer doesn't like it to get too long, but one must be diligent if one is to keep one step ahead of entropy...

Yellow and blue make green.

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MrConfused
MrConfused

addict
Location: I wish I knew
Member Since: 12th Jan 2002
Total posts: 529
Posted:Currently sporting the goa (half a goatee) biggrin

J


If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:I have a blonde beard, with patches of ginger...

So... No...:D


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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DragonFury
Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 11th Mar 2005
Total posts: 784
Posted:I'm clean shaven, Lou doesn't like it any other way. But i guess the long head hair makes up for it. I dont think i could pull off a beard or mustache as my face looks to young. I'm almost 22 and still get asked for ID and told i look 17

Do we sleep when we die?

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:I have a beard! smile

After my sideys and goatee (chin only, no moustache) got so long they were pratically joined up I figured they may aswell be! I keep it trimmed so it doesn't get to unruly, it's only down the side of my face, along my chin line and into my goatee. Not silly thin lines or anything tho, about an inch or so wide.

I think it suits me, well I hope so anyway! ubblol

I like beards but I don't know how folks who kiss blokes deal with them, they do tickle lots on the other persons face! umm


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Faberg
veteran
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Member Since: 26th Aug 2003
Total posts: 1459
Posted:yay for big hairy men!

mmm.... beards ubblove

as long as there's no food stuck in them, or yucky yellow stained bits from smoking

i'm more for the full beard than the goatee, preferably with dreads down to his a.rse

moustaches on their own are dreadful though, unless of course you're Salvador Dali. otherwise they remind me of 70's porn stars....

funnily enough my fav tv programme as a kid was 'the life & time of Grizzly Adams' ubbrollsmile


My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:im a blonde 16 yearold, so i dont have a beard, not even a crappy teenage goatee, but still, i stroke my chin like a have a beard. sakura couldnt stand it, but me thinks shes getting used to it ubbloco

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Yes indeed i am...
BUT YOU'RE SO STUPID WITH YOUR IMAGINARY BEARD AND GJHFJHGBFKNFDOJHO
Fnuff


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Gherkin
Gherkin

Inventor

Member Since: 6th Apr 2005
Total posts: 117
Posted:I'm 15...

But that's beside the point! biggrin

I have a beard which is about #2 length using clippers. No moustache, and no hair on my neck/under my jaw. The hair at my chin is about 1"... just the right length for stroking thoughtfully. Beards rule! I shaved all of mine off a few months ago... Not going back. I love my beard. ubblove


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TheApprovingNinja
TheApprovingNinja

From the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 8th Jul 2003
Total posts: 371
Posted:from the very first day when I got three straggly hairs on my chin I knew it was my destiny to have a goatee so I didn't shave my chin until I was 22, I had this hideous thing growing underneath my chin, I used to pull on it so much that I now have a slightly wobbly underneath my chin bit

I eventually shaved it off and Kept that little triangle underneath your lip thing

but let it be a warning stroking to much makes your chin go funny


Viva UGLY STAFF

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:I can't grow a beard if I tried (and I've tried!)

I look like a family of spiders have moved in on my face if left unshaven for a week, anything more than that just looks like they're having a party frown


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:hehehe beards on a guy when done right are sexy imho

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DragonFury
Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 11th Mar 2005
Total posts: 784
Posted:Nuggit, can you not shave for a week then take a pic, i wanna see these spiders having a party!

Do we sleep when we die?

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:
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Not unlike my mate shaggy biggrin

Photo to follow soon wink


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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