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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


brainstormaBRONZE Member
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia


Posted:
smoon
i bid
a tic to next years skin to ruber ball
a custom latex out fit of your own choice
2 new latex flogers (they work really well doing a weave on some ones back wink )
myself
infinity plus 1 hugz
all the fairy breead you can eat
a big tub of water crystals
hmm what eals can i add

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
thats a whole lotta latex lol

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Sakura_moon

The bids so far will be met,

I also offer,

One igloo, (within sight of polar bears)
A fishing rod, (for catching diner through holes in the ice)
1 large space heater, (it gets cold in igloos)
As much body heat as necessecary, (see above)
A very large tranquilizer gun, (incase the polar bears get hungry)

M x

Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
first ill give a piece of candy.
then a comfortable seat in the back of my van.
then a realy cool mask
a fun ride, like a roller coster...fleeing form the police
and finally a long trail followed by my electrocution

hmmm confused what am i talking about

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
so hard to choose....

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
hmm... havent read most of this, but is it too late to put my name up to be bid on? who do I contact?

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
even though she cannot be owned, i bid the following on... she that will not be owned: (not you, flynt)



a bar in the house, complete with fridge, spirit bottle-sized shelving, and trippy coloured lights

a drinking partner any night/day/hour of the week

kero, as per standard

rides in an authentic australian car

lessons on how to drive a manual

lessons on how not to drive a manual

free/very cheap (~$0.50 AUD) beers

a green towel

a blue necktie

lots of cheap pizza (if you get here while i still work at the pizza shop)

an awesome doggy massager (it vibrates when you press its nose biggrin )

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
oh,just found this thread and...should i ask kurobei (he's in charge-am i wrong?) if i want 2 be bid on???

i'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dloveto

[such a thrill devil]

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Erm no Kurobei has left the building.

I'm not really sure how business is done in this thread. I think perhaps you just put yourself up for auction and see what happens.

could be wrong though.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
ok, so IM IN!

genlemen, dot. has put herself up 4 the auction.
the starting prize is 2 bars of chocolate and a yellow shoe lace:)

(wondering what will happen...)

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
i would put myself up for auction...but im scared of rejection. lol

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
id put myself up for auction but im the wrong dammm sex again. i think.... confused i can dress up
EDITED_BY: oli (1099862802)

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Sure you can Oli. Would you like to borrow a bra and skirt? Or do you own those already?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
we could make an exeption biggrin

actually Cantus states that
Written by:

Erm no Kurobei has left the building.

I'm not really sure how business is done in this thread




so i think the rules can change biggrin and u wont have to dress up (of course u can if u really want wink)

ok, i will without hesitation give:
*one of my white&purple ribbon pois
*2 crayons (colours can be choosed)
*and a yellow diabolo string ubbrollsmile
...for the first man on this auction

but thats only beginning, as im not going to give up easily!

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
im not a man any more... im incognito. and im gonna dress up its fun smile

*puts on his tights and mini skirt*

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
drag queen? smile

if u send me a photo in that costume, i'll consider further betting wink

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
there is a male auction, for this sort of thing.



and stroo, read my one above, oh freeeeeee spirit :P

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
bid for dot

100 feather pillows
skylights
camomile tea
music collection

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
for dot.

A Henreys viper yoyo along with me to teach you a few geektastic tricks smile

forever burning fire poi---> bit of a handfull at times but no more kero needed!

Set of top secret ''colour changing mood poi''

and all the hugs/chocolate that a person can take

hug

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
oh, dot.'s so happy because frankly speaking she was same as stroo afraid of rejection
ubbrollsmile

but now she knows she can count on her friends who will show up with a camomile music collection (btw. what music? wink ) or with a wonderful mood changing forever burning viper yoyo.

and hug of course

its worth the "joy and happiness thread" isnt it? smile

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
**cough**you-still-have-to-choose-tho-hehe**cough**

--update-- yo yo has a new pink and yellow string!

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Alright, I'm bored and therefore up for Auction.

I'm really quite sweet, honest.

But I need an owner who is not afraid of being owned occassionally, and they can't have a problem with women in uniform (a mod uniform is tres sexy). What else? Ummm, I can maybe get them free stuff from the HOP shop if they're good to me. hehehee.

angel

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brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
bid for flashfire

A special made hop mod rubber outfit
100000000000000 x hug
a part time nurse
a shiny nu fire staff
a pair of glow in the dark socks
kurt from nirvarnas autograph (i really do have one)
14 unpa-loompas (i really have them to)
a blender to make alcholic coctails
15 random spirits
and 1 kiss

So what do you think?
ubbangel

UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Brodieman

kurt from nirvarnas autograph (i really do have one)




Nirvana...who? wink

Bidding for Flash ends in two weeks from today.

so thats at 24th November.

One month away from Christmas then.

Oh dear God...

Where has the year gone again?

vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
before I bid for the lovely moderator, I need to know two things:

1. will she quit telling me I'm "off topic" if I win

2. does she put herself up for auction every time she is bored?

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
No.
and,
Yes.

possibly:

Yes.
and,
No.

umm

Dunno.

My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
for flash fire-

1.a puck from an NHL game

2.Vip ticket to reading/glasto 05 (yes i can get them wink)

3.tasty blackcurent flavoured sweets that i cant read the wrapper cause there in turkish....

4.i AM walkin hug so pleanty of those hug

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Can i put myself up for auction...?

Gayle.....!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
go for it

please note that in no way, shape or form do i have the authority to say that.

thank you.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Written by: brodieman


bid for flashfire

A special made hop mod rubber outfit
100000000000000 x hug
a part time nurse
a shiny nu fire staff
a pair of glow in the dark socks
kurt from nirvarnas autograph (i really do have one)
14 unpa-loompas (i really have them to)
a blender to make alcholic coctails
15 random spirits
and 1 kiss

So what do you think?
ubbangel




I gotta say, I am well impressed by what's on offer here! Hugs are good. I love Nirvana - it reminds me of my angsty youth and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is in my high five movies of all time! Rubber outfit? Yes please. And a part time nurse, eh? Can you do sponge baths? With essential oils?

The blender and alcohol I can take or leave, however please don't feed me anything intoxicating before introducing me to the Oompa Loompah's - I might freak out.

smile

On auction til the 25th November, eh? Well, it's my birthday on the 27th November (27 on the 27th AND it's a full moon - that only happens once in a lifetime) so maybe we can coincide the end of my auction with the start of my new era?

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