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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Phire- Who for? What on?
If Vixen, then I wouldnt bother..
Im the co owner, and my word is final wink
Im having her anyway.

And Im also outbidding anyone on Sugarplum before the bidding has started.

:P

phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
i bid a faraway dream of stars and faeries for flynt ubbidea

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
i bid a napping rug and a thousand flashing bunnies for storm feather

and i know a secret about this auction house..............

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Good choice,
Flynty is one of our perfect peices we are auctioning.

She is lovely, cooks, giggles, falls over and is studying for exams in Dendrochronology.

*n.b. the Dendrochronology may not be true*

Bid away.

phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
so hows my bid for storm flower goin, did i get her?

i will up my bid for flynt adding my famous apple & spice muffins, a pouch of faery dust and a Dendrochronology 101 textbook to the list ; )

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I dont know.



I reckon it should be down to who is being bid for to chose who they belong to, bearing in mind that they can take up a better offer at anytime.



How does that sound?



and what do you know?



Tell me...TELL ME NOW!!!

phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
all sounds good and fair to me mr invigilator : )



my tale relates to the founding of this establishment in the distant past and the people who where there at its incarnation, i also know what happened in the room in the attic.........

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Written by: Unsaturated Carpets Of Freedom


Flynty is one of our perfect peices we are auctioning.

Bid away.




Dear me! UCOF you shouldn't mislead the public like that...

Shame!

I am verrrrrry flattered by the bid, thank you phiredancer, however, I was sold sometime last year, and am also currently taken, and er... yes.

Therefore, no longer on the market smile
it was a lovely bid tho :wistful:

and UCOF you are SUCH a flatterer...

xoxoxoxxo

the way the auction works, is you place a bid, the owner of the auction house (formally owned by Kurobei...) who is now possibly... UCOF?? anways, the owner decides on a time frame, (ie: three days) announces such time frame, and at the end of which, decides who has won the lucky maiden.

all cleared up then? right. Have fun! sxoxoxox

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
also, i'd love to know the secret behind the creators of this thread? (having been one...)

Currently on the right side up of the world.


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
No one's wants storm feather?

ohh don't worry they haven't obviously seen your pictures or know your with Xopher.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
Written by: Puk


No one's wants storm feather?

ohh don't worry they haven't obviously seen your pictures or know your with Xopher.





i really really hope it's the second one cos at last count almost 600 peeps had gawped at her last photo!

I'll bid a great, undisputed, top secret, never fails hangover cure for her smile

It's smashing to be back x


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
i bid a great night of drinking over here with me and mine all the way over in nz they may result in the need for andys great, undisputed, top secret, never fails hangover cure! *takes a deep breath* maybe we should both get you they way you have the cuse (which is lots of fun) and the qure (and of corse there is no garante that that will tast any good...)

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
The bidding for Vixen officially ends in 5 minutes.

So when the clock in the right hand corner of my screen says 14:45, the winner shall be announced.

You may continue bidding until then.

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Can i bid for myself? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Sorry, the time is now 14:53.
8 minutes after I said it was closing.
Vixen, you even asked that FOUR minutes after closing time.

The Bidding for Vixen is now closed.....and it appears I win!

*grabs Vixen and scarpers into his yaught*

bounce

Remember Vixen, YOU get to choose who you go to. You can of course still go to yourself though.

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*sigh* No im happy here *snuggles UCOF* xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
YAY!

*climbs into Vixens lap and falls asleep, purring contentedly*

mumble mumble... I like it here... mumble mumble

phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
i bid a daily change of faerie wings
an influx of DVD's
kerosine for the sexy staff
a full-size fridge of guinness
and a life-size cuddly sonic for StormFeather

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
I think I belonged to Ray. Now that he's been thrown off the forum I guess that means I have lost my master.

You can take my nutella - but you can never take my FREEDOM!!!!!!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
the bidding for storm feather closes in 5 days.

phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
ahh, i see some ammendments are needed.......

flynt - may i ask who owns you?

for Kat i bid 500 jars of nutella
a new panda suit
1000 multi-coloured baloons
and a single star

did i win stormfeather yet?

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
No youhave not won stormfeather yet.

that was 2 minutes and not 5 days.

Please come back on saturday.

phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
sorry!! think theres something wrong with my browser, it doesnt update properly so i cant see when ppl have replied - grrrrrrrr

i'll up my bid then if i may?

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
for stormfeather, i bid:
kero kero and more kero
a homebrew kit and bottling equipment, to make our/your own guinness
free trips to the bottlo to get real guinness
a poke in the knee. with a soft, cuddly stuffed animal
a packet of 2 minute noodles, with 5, yep five flavour sachets

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
grrrrrrrr.....

i'll see your bid for stormfeather and raise you 10,000 soft feather cushions
a guinness brewery
a heart-shaped box
some lithium in a tube
a moroccan magic rug
a box that plays sweet sweet music
and the twin to your sexy staff

muahahahaha, now i have the most unbeatable bid in the world muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
ok, i could see that, and add:

The entire coopers (best beer IN THE WORLD) brewery chain
an xbox that has sweet sweet music on it
a computer box that has more sweet sweet music
lots of boxes that make that music very loud
some neon in a tube, that when electrically excited, glows a cool red colour
as above, but ultraviolet
enough electrical tape for you to make an entire staff out of the stuff, not just tape around a staff
(at present) almost 8 litres of kerosene, plus tins
a thermos filled with hot coffee
and a packet of 2 minute noodles

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


brainstormaBRONZE Member
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia


Posted:
me

(am i alowed to use my self as corancy to bid on people)
EDITED_BY: brainstorma (1098205244)

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"


phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
facist!!



unfortunately i dont think coopers is anywhere near as good as guiness, of leffe for that matter, or hoegaarden.........



im adding

*lifetimes supply of the beer of your choice

*your own personal "staff-smith" (to provide replacement parts, fuel and maintenance)

*an actual person to play you sweet, sweet music

*a court jester wink

*extra large faerie wings

*a blacklight kit



im also putting some of my personal services into the bid to ensure victory..........

*hugs and kisses for every occasion

*company for when you need it

*a shoulder to cry on for when you're sad or down

*an ear to bend for when you have a problem

*loyalty for when you need backup

*and honesty for when you need someone to trust

(these services are patent 78743180-9742a-564634)



smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Bidding for Stormfeather ends tomrrow.

smile

phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
[rubbing hands in anticipation]

smile

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


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