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old hand
Location: Bristol, England
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2002
Total posts: 717
Posted:This is one of the best things I've read for a while. biggrin

Quite interesting read for UK and non-UK people. Tells you rules you know and take for granted but have never thought about.

"Most anthropologists go off to remote parts of the world to live among exotic tribes, observe their behaviour and ask endless questions in order to understand and explain their strange customs. In 1992, the BLRA asked the experienced social scientists at SIRC to apply the same research techniques in the British pub."


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with added berries
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 7th Mar 2005
Total posts: 1365
Posted:Wow, thanks for that link it's sooo good. Will take me ages to read it all though!

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

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Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Sheesh...that took me ages to read!!! But woooooooo worth it!!


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Location: sitting on the step
Member Since: 15th Apr 2003
Total posts: 2568
Posted:ubblol its all so true ubblol

she who sees from up high smiles

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:*shivers* i think they've been watching me :P



Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Wow, it is all so true.

I never even thought of half of those!!

Great link Garthy!!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian
Member Since: 25th Nov 2004
Total posts: 3383
Posted:omg that took me ages to read! very funny though hehehe

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Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:This website is gold.


Love is the law.


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Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145

gotta read it tomorrow, but I will smile This looks like it'll be fun, especially for an anthropological foreign observer like myself...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:79 pages and no mention of the most important rule of all "don't talk to the random person standing at the urinal next to you". Everynow and then you get someone who'se just really drunk, for which it can be forgiven, but using a urinal is the only time most of us men get our private parts out in public, and it's on the understanding that the guy next to you isn't gonna take a quick peek, then strike up a conversation. It's just wrong!


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Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:ubblol haven't read it all yet...will do so next time i am procrastinating!! but i just read a post (not on here obviously!) from a friend who is currently in the uk about to move to the us...and he got kicked out of a pub called california! ubblol something about a fracas with a gorilla?

sounds like you poms have some very odd pubs...


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:seen it, but never read the whole lot before - damn funny ubblol

here is a 'right click, save as' type link for those who might want it:


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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old hand
Location: Behind you...
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2004
Total posts: 853
Posted:Wow! Anthropology really does come up with generally interesting stuff sometimes. Much better than the rubbish I have to read about studies of STD clinics and circumcision rituals!

(Seriously, all anthropology studies are interesting if you like looking at human nature, but man, they can be really hard to read and understand.)

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Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

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