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NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
you saw the title.

so come on people whats the most useless or randomest piece of info you know

I like Languages.

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vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
In the state of texas it is against the law to take more than three sips of an alcoholic drink during any one sit

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
also in some state in america its ok to drive the wrong way up a one way road if you have a lantern on your car hahahahaha

I like Languages.

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roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Most lipsticks contain fish scales.

Some of us girls might know where that peice of information is from. *blushes*

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
yummy, im glad i dont wear lipstick........thats rather disgusting

I like Languages.

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DoktorSkellSILVER Member
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia


Posted:


Throwing onions at Chimpanzee's will make them scratch their balls

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
HAHAHAHHHHHAHHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHHAHHA

that is by far the funnniest so far, is that true?

I like Languages.

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JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
in the stae of florida, it is illegal to have sexual intercorse with a porcupine

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


WirewoodGOLD Member
journeyman
90 posts
Location: Perth, West Australia


Posted:
Over 50% of the dry weight of human fecal matter is made of dead gut bacteria.

Just one of the useless things you can learn at uni.

"What drives life is...a little electric current kept up by the sunshine." Albert Szent-Gyorgi


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It's 10 times more effective than Valium!!!!!

at least two people die every year from a vending machine falling on them..

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
some winemakers use fish scales to strain the wine as part of the fining process...luckily some companies use a synthetic product to do that! and others somehow magically remove the fishiness so there's only trace amounts in the final product...

why & who uses fish scales in their lipstick!? eek not that i wear it often...just for future reference!!

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
lol pure brilliance....keep em comming

I like Languages.

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gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
broccoli is flammable

biggrin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
An iguana can stay underwater for 28 minutes

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
1% of men can't smell freesias

In the town of Chester if you were born within the city walls it is legal to kill a welshman with a bow and arrow if they are within the walls after midnight.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


funky_hatseating apples with chopsticks can be rather difficult
167 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia


Posted:
a piece of paper cant be folded more than 8 times

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
There are only 220 species of fish in the whole of Europle, yet 350 species in the Mississippi

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
The fastest running bat is the vampire bat. xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


GelflingBRONZE Member
Watcher of 80s cartoons
665 posts
Location: Chepstow & Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
A human body contains more microbial cells than Homo sapien cells

>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
in a state, its is ilegal to not give someone 24hrs notice before attempting to kill them.... umm gonna try and find that site i got it from now....

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Its offensive to bite your thumb at somone (its old fashioned now but it is thought to be derived from a sexual insult, so don't do it to a friend lol)
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Always Acknowledge


GelflingBRONZE Member
Watcher of 80s cartoons
665 posts
Location: Chepstow & Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
The certain Australian plants have evolved so that the honey possum (Tarsipes rostratus) can pollinate them using its scrotum!

Fauna of Australia

>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.


Stainless MunchkinMaster of the Munchkins
246 posts

Posted:
the word news comes from North, Eass, West and South cos the news comes from all directions. Thankyou random fact book i read a yr ago

Are you that clever that you smile forever? biggrin

What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
The word "Posh" is derived from when we still used to go everywhere on boats. As they passed through the equator, as the sun is hottest in the afternoon, it derives from the acronym "Port Out Starboard Home" meaning the highest paying voyagers travelled on the left side of the ship on the way out, thus staying in the shade in the afternoon, and on the right hand side on the way home.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
the word typewriter is the longest word you can spell with the top row of letters on your keyboard

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


bing!BRONZE Member
i beat my inner child
184 posts
Location: manchester UK


Posted:
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
hmmmm should we have a vote for the best, when the thread dies?

I like Languages.

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all_fired_upnewbie
16 posts
Location: frankston, vic


Posted:
the plastic things on the end of your shoelaces are called aglets

and there is a NZ flyspray that is not tested on animals

by the way does anyone know why abbreviation is such a long word

celebrate your mistakes, laugh, live and learn
i'm not as think as you hammered i am, and it's ok cause i got all sober to sunday up
comfortable is outside my comfort zone


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Chrysler built B-29's that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that
tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint
plant call Diamond Star.

Almonds are members of the peach family.

The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.

WirewoodGOLD Member
journeyman
90 posts
Location: Perth, West Australia


Posted:
Just to add a little extra info to Gelfling's: there are 10 times as many microbes on you & in you than there are cells that make up your body.

"What drives life is...a little electric current kept up by the sunshine." Albert Szent-Gyorgi


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Some places in the UK only have one set of adverts per episode of simpsons smile

And we have about 5.

For shame...

Isn't that right UCOF?

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


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