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babajaga
babajaga

old hand
Location: Berlin, Germany
Member Since: 25th Aug 2004
Total posts: 863
Posted:TAOISM: Sh!t happens.

BUDDHISM: If sh!t happens, it's not really sh!t.

ZEN: What is the sound of sh!t happening?

CONFUSIANISM: Confucius says: Sh!t happens

ISLAM: If sh!t happens , take a hostage.

PROTESTANTISM: Sh!t happens because you don't work hard enough



CATHOLICISM: Sh!t happens because you're bad.

JUDAISM: Why does sh!t always happen to us?

HARE KRISHAN: Sh!t happens rama rama

TV EVANGALISM: Send more sh!t,

ATHEISM: No sh!t.

HEDONISM: There's nuthin like a good happening.

JEHOVAHS WITNESS: Knock Knock, sh!t happens.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh!t Happens in your mind.

AGNOSTICISM: Matbe sh!t happens, maybe it doesn't.

STOICISM: This sh!t doesn't bother me.

RASTAFARIANISM: Lets smoke this sh!t.







Maybe not everybody's humor but hopefully some like it! ubblol


What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.

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Bird
Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:ubblol

Brilliant!!


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1508
Posted:ubblol

what about mormonism? - "Sh!t happens so lets get married to more of it?"

Only jokin' ladies! wink


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:ubblol very funny

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:ubblol at the Jewish one!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Zim
Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:that's on a shirt down at venice... so damn good... kudos to you for bring it to HoP! ahhh makes me laugh so damn hard.... brilliant indeed!

and by venice i mean venice beach, southern cali....
not italy....

that's usually not something y'need to say, but i just kinda realized.... well... y'know...


...y'know

~Z


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol that is great!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:does that mean i'm not sh!t? boo hoo. i mean woo hoo?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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dromepixie
dromepixie

veteran
Location: Florida
Member Since: 20th May 2002
Total posts: 1463
Posted:lovin it!

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

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stickman
World Champ Procrastinator
Location: ||...lost...||
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 580
Posted:ubblol at islam

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Penguin Sven
Penguin Sven

member
Location: Australia,Vic
Member Since: 12th Jun 2004
Total posts: 185
Posted:nice, abso0lutly halerouis

"glow bugs, to slow to resist eating, to bitter to eat more than one handfull in a sitting" toothpaste for dinner

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KaelGotRice
KaelGotRice

Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Location: Angel's Landing, USA
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 1584
Posted:Hey, I'm a buddhist at a mormon college

O.o

hahahaha, I like the last one best. Maybe it's time to convert.


To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

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babajaga
babajaga

old hand
Location: Berlin, Germany
Member Since: 25th Aug 2004
Total posts: 863
Posted:I have to laugh everytime again I read it.... ubblol

What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.

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Wonder Monkey
Wonder Monkey

Certainly confused
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Member Since: 11th Jan 2005
Total posts: 121
Posted:Man I
Non-Https Image Link
myself @ Hare Krishna & Jehovahs Witness ubblol


My Mummy Says Im Special

bounce ubbloco bounce

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The Real Fryed Fish
God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1489
Posted:thats funny

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:fair shot at multi, way to go

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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