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Location: Berlin, Germany
TAOISM: Sh!t happens.
BUDDHISM: If sh!t happens, it's not really sh!t.
ZEN: What is the sound of sh!t happening?
CONFUSIANISM: Confucius says: Sh!t happens
ISLAM: If sh!t happens , take a hostage.
PROTESTANTISM: Sh!t happens because you don't work hard enough
CATHOLICISM: Sh!t happens because you're bad.
JUDAISM: Why does sh!t always happen to us?
HARE KRISHAN: Sh!t happens rama rama
TV EVANGALISM: Send more sh!t,
ATHEISM: No sh!t.
HEDONISM: There's nuthin like a good happening.
JEHOVAHS WITNESS: Knock Knock, sh!t happens.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh!t Happens in your mind.
AGNOSTICISM: Matbe sh!t happens, maybe it doesn't.
STOICISM: This sh!t doesn't bother me.
RASTAFARIANISM: Lets smoke this sh!t.
Maybe not everybody's humor but hopefully some like it!
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Brilliant!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
what about mormonism? - "Sh!t happens so lets get married to more of it?"
Only jokin' ladies!
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799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
very funny Livin' on dreams and custard creams
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
at the Jewish one! -Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
that's on a shirt down at venice... so damn good... kudos to you for bring it to HoP! ahhh makes me laugh so damn hard.... brilliant indeed!
and by venice i mean venice beach, southern cali....
not italy....
that's usually not something y'need to say, but i just kinda realized.... well... y'know...
...y'know
~Z
Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
that is great! Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
does that mean i'm not sh!t? boo hoo. i mean woo hoo?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
lovin it!
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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at islam member
185 posts
Location: Australia,Vic
nice, abso0lutly halerouis
"glow bugs, to slow to resist eating, to bitter to eat more than one handfull in a sitting" toothpaste for dinner
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
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Location: Angels Landing, USA
Hey, I'm a buddhist at a mormon college
O.o
hahahaha, I like the last one best. Maybe it's time to convert.
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
I have to laugh everytime again I read it....
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom
Man I
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My Mummy Says Im Special
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
thats funny
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
fair shot at multi, way to go
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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